What Had Happened Was...

Well what had happened was I got kidnapped by this evil witch and she said she was gon' kill me if I didn't go get your computer and give it to her so I did. -_-

Why are you wearing my dress?

Well, what had happened was I walking down the street and this lonely storm-cloud just popped up right over my head, looking for a friend and he was all weepy and I got drenched right through and needed some clothes, so when I saw your dress I was like 'YES, something dry' and I didn' think you would mind because you're such a nice mibbian.

Why are you in a diaper with a bow and arrow?

what happened was my mother asked me to get some milk last valentines. I spilt it on my pants on the way back from the store, and all they had was oversized diapers with bow and arrows tied onto it with string... after a while of wearing it, i grew used to the convenience and the bow and arrow set seems to bring out my eyes :P

Why is the tshirt i lent you last week at the charity store?

Well what happened was...There was this evil teddy bear and he wanted your shirt but I didn't want to give it to him so I hid it, turns out i put it in the charity box and my mom took it yesturday, and I forgot that your shirt was there...until like now...

Why aren't you paying attention to me?

Huh? Oh, well what happened was a giant purple spider just walked past, but only people with these special implants in their head could see it. I have one of those implants and I saw it so I was distracted and couldn't pay attention to you.

Why is your room so messy?

Well y'see, what had happened was I got my period and was checking for blood leaking onto my panties as I don't have a pad or tampon to use.

Why did you break my favorite CD in half?

Well, you see what happened was that I was totally walking down the streets with my walkman while borrowing it, cause Ipods are for nerds. Anyways, I was totally jamming out when a bunch of ninjas jumped me and said "You will do battles wit us!" So I sudden went ninja on their ass and accidently used the CD as a shuriken. It cut a ninjas skull open and landed lafely on the floor. As the ninjas retreated I did my victory dance and stepped on it...
I mean... it broke in half when if went into the ninja's skull

So, heh, why did you release my pet snake into my backyard?

Well what happened was, I saw a mouse in the backyard and noticed that your snake was looking a little slim so I let it outside...who knew it could run so fast without legs...

Why did you pee on my floor?

Well, what happened was I'd locked myself in a closet because there was a snake in the backyard. I hadn't peed for days. When I came out, some crazy salesman was in your kitchen eating pickles! He pulled out some weird electrical thing and zapped me! Then, well, it all just sorta came out. I think he might have come from the future :nods:

Why are you climbing out my window?

what happened was i slept in your closet lastnight and this morning i heard someone coming up the stairs, flipped and started climbing out.

why did you glue my stuff to the roof?

Well, you see, there's this little squid just inside my ear that's telling me what to do. He wants to make me look stupid and i can't disobey him or else he'll harpoon my brain! .

... Why are you laughing so evilly?

Well, what happened was, I was reading my kid sister a fairytale and the which stepped out of the book and put a spell on me that turned me into a camel, so no wI'm spitting at everybody.

Why didn't you make me those cookies?

Well, what had happened was, they were in the oven, just about ready but then, this whale and Llama bursted into my home claiming they were the FBI! They took me to jail for fraud, apparently. And by the time I got out, they were burnt.
My bad.

Why aren't you babysitting my giraffe?

what happened was, i was taking it to see a movie, but it was playing up, so i told it i'd turn the car around if it didn't settle down.
it didn't settle down. so i brought it back to your house.
my car was covered in giraffe doo-doo.

where is my closet?

well, what had happened was, there was this guy, and he said he had to check for mold, so i let him in. and he found some in your closet. then he tore it down. and took it and your clothes away.

why aren't you done building me a pillow fort?

see, what had happened was, i was kidnapped by a ton of fashionistas and there were no good dresses at the store and so we just took your moms.

why are you sick?