Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. But then you see the sky falling and you try to tell everyone but get squished by a peice of sky.

Wants Joshua Third right here right now!

granted. except he shaved all his hair off.

i want a hot angry sexy threeway with max green and ronnie radke

granted. but then craigafer walks in and they start having a threeway with him.

psh fine...

but then ZACK BAKER walks in and they start having a threeway with him.
(while danii just watches.)

wants peterick in her closet.

granted, but just as soon as they get there you're sent to military school for wanting them there in the first place.

i want my parents to let me go to warped tour.

Granted, but they cancelled the show just before you got there.

I wish I could go to NY.

Granted, but in NY a man takes you captive and uses you as a hostage to rob a bank. Unfortunately you lose your middle finger.

I wish I dated an Andy Six look-alike.

Ignore.

Granted. But then he moves to Australia so it turns into a long distance relationship (which didn't work out in the end)
THERE'S AN ACTUAL ANDY SIX LOOK-A-LIKE HERE IN AUS! He works at the RSL.

I wish my palm reading came true.
(Apparently I'm going to meet 3 guys. )

Granted, but they are all gay.

I wish I could go to college right now.

Granted, but you're not going to be a student. You can clean toilets.

I wish I could time travel.

Granted but you accidentally create a rip in time and erase half of the most famous events from History thus fucking up the future.

I wish I could get a Motorbike.

Granted, but it's evil. Every time you sit on it, it takes you to the wrong destination and fills you with feelings of nervousness and indigestion.

I wish I could play piano.

granted but you break your index finger everytime it hits a key

i wish i was a better person

Granted but then everyone would hate you.

I wish that it would stop raining.

Granted but you create the biggest drought ever in existence and destroy all of humanity.

I wish I was a man.

Granted, but you have painful erections.

I wish my hair would stay straight.

Granted, but you pass out at a party the next day and some drunk person shaves all your hair off.

I wish Forever the Sickest Kids would come back to Australia

Granted, but all of the band members have forgotten how to play their instruments.

I wish bill kaulitz would get his mane back.

Granted. But then he gets bored with it and shaves all his hair off.

I wish joshua third had his spoofy hair back!

Granted, but his hair contains a bomb and blows his head up.

I wish I had a new boyfriend.