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Corrupt A Wish!

  • ravegirl.

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    Granted, but while having some fun one day, you find out he's really a girl.

    I wish I was happy all the time.
    June 13th, 2010 at 06:51am
  • Wintergirl.

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    Granted, but at a funeral you are viciously reprimanded for smiling.

    I wish I had someone to makeout with that didn't suck.
    June 13th, 2010 at 07:02am
  • cruciatus.

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    Granted, but you realize too late that the person you're making out with is a serial killer who's going to murder you.

    I wish my cat Tommy was here.
    June 13th, 2010 at 07:25am
  • folie a dru.

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    Granted, but your cat Tommy is in heat and starts making love to your leg.

    I wish there was a sexy naked boy on my bed.
    June 13th, 2010 at 07:33am
  • Wintergirl.

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    Granted, but your mom walks in on you

    I wish I was a rockstar!
    June 13th, 2010 at 07:36am
  • KiddoOverload

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    granted, but you get stalkers and one night one of them shoots you 'Coz of his undying love to you, that you doesn't repay.

    I wish I had bigger boobs.
    June 13th, 2010 at 08:33am
  • watercooler romance.

    watercooler romance. (150)

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    Granted, but they're so big that Katie Price somehow finds out that they're bigger than hers and gets insanely jealous and tries to kill you.

    I wish I could fly.
    June 13th, 2010 at 12:38pm
  • Wintergirl.

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    Granted, but you can only fly upwards.

    I wish I could control my dreams.
    June 13th, 2010 at 08:12pm
  • make me a rival

    make me a rival (100)

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    Granted, you can control your dreams but you'll never have dreams again, only nightmares.

    I wish people would apperciate me.
    June 13th, 2010 at 08:14pm
  • bb.

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    Granted, but those facebook friend requests will never stop coming.

    I wish everyone could know about you and me.
    June 13th, 2010 at 08:20pm
  • cruciatus.

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    Granted, but the pressure to meet everyone's expectations is so great that there's a huge fight and a break up.

    I wish I could bring back the dead.
    June 13th, 2010 at 10:53pm
  • richard roman.

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    Granted, but they start an apocalypse.

    I wish I could meet Lil' Wayne, just once.
    June 14th, 2010 at 12:39am
  • cruciatus.

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    Granted, but he doesn't want to meet you and runs away before you can say hello.

    I wish I lived alone.
    June 14th, 2010 at 07:15am
  • Teen Distortion.

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    Granted, but while you live alone you fall down the stairs, break both legs, and have to wait until someone comes to your rescue.

    I wish I had a pet.
    June 14th, 2010 at 08:16am
  • Tre Cool

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    Granted, but it's a zombie.
    I wish I could kick Hitler in the balls.
    June 14th, 2010 at 08:17am
  • KiddoOverload

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    granted, but then you will find out that he has no balls.

    I wish that Alex Davies fell in love with me.
    June 14th, 2010 at 09:08am
  • hale.

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    Granted, he falls in love with you, but a week later he leaves you for a girl down the street.

    I wish I could see Steve again
    June 14th, 2010 at 09:28am
  • KiddoOverload

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    granted but he tells you he's gay.

    I wish I had a one night stand with Alex and got pregnant.
    June 14th, 2010 at 09:31am
  • cruciatus.

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    Granted, but the baby comes out disfigured and has to be on life support.

    I wish North Dakota didn't exist.
    June 15th, 2010 at 04:15am
  • make me a rival

    make me a rival (100)

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    Granted, but North Dakota is now apart of Canada

    I wish I was 19
    June 15th, 2010 at 04:34am
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