This Is So Embarrassing...

My first story was this Draco Malfoy one called Big Girls Don't Cry. It was cliche and horrible and since it's still on QZ I cbf'd deleting it. Plus, it has 50+ chapters and I want to finish it, but to finish it I'd have to redo the whole thing.
Ha, no thanks.

Any story that I've written where I described how the guy would put his tongue in the girl's mouth.

I can even type that without shivering now. It's just too much information for me.

When I was like... ten, I wrote this story about aliens crushing this elementary school into a ball, killing all the students, and only a ten year old girl and her sister escape, and you could tell I based the protagonist on me. The worst part was, it was for a school project! Try explaining that to the school counselor after the teachers got ahold of that one.

It was so effing cliche! I was being bullied pretty bad at the time, but that story, by far, wasn't a "cry for help." I loved death and aliens, school was a familiar situation, I was completely disjointed from my life when I wrote that, didn't think there'd be a problem with handing it in. Yeah, so wrong. It took a while to convince them I didn't want everybody I went to school with to die a painful death.

Terrible almost-smut that I wrote about three years back.
I reread it last year and nearly died of embarrassment. I wanted to smack myself so hard my head spun around.

Thankfully, none of it ever made it to the internet. I burned the pages about a week later.

For some reason in Bden and RyRy I had a major blonde moment and that Brendon's eyes were blue while writing it and so I wrote the line 'you have fucking raindrops for eyes', which was the overall favorite line for the fic.

My stories on Quizilla. Especially the first one. it was a Gustav Schafer One Shot, and.....yeah, really cliche. Same with the rest that're on there. And my first short story on there as well I'm ashamed of.
There are two one shots that I actually think aren't half bad that I transferred onto here, but yeah.

Mibba, thank you for improving my writing.

I have some pretty crappy poems hidden in my poetry notebook. No way are they ever making it to Mibba. XD

Siriano;:

Um... yeah.

Anything that I'm embarrased of has been deleted and the experience of reading it had been wiped from everyone's minds.

Yep, pretty much the same.

Also, over on Quizilla, I wrote this really bad Bert McCracken fic. He was a murderer and he took the main girl, Amber, hostage and she ended up falling for him. Bit like Stockholm Syndrome. It was just terrible. Trust me.

Hm, well Mibba is the first writing site I've been so...
Oh, but my first story was back in grade 3 and it was so embarrassing and cringe-worthy because I made the main girl have this "condition" where she could only speak in rhyming sentences. Oh, the crazy things I made her say just so she could rhyme. That, and it was sort of like in a Pokemon/Digimon world. I even drew my own "pokemon" and "trainers".

...Even just remembering it is making me blush from the shame.

A lot of the early things I wrote are pretty appalling. I've deleted them all, mostly. I do remember several Harry Potter fics that make me cringe, though. Think of every cliche you can, put it in Hogwarts, and you get the gist.

I'm ashamed of every story I wrote when I was 13/14 on GSB. Oh god. So terrible. But they've been deleted and will NEVER resurface again.

My first ever fan fictions were simply horrid. Any original fiction or poetry I wrote way back when is OK, I wouldn't mind showing that to anybody, but my fan fiction...no. Just no. >.< All the canon characters are completely out of character, my writing style is juvenile and amateurish because I thought fan fic was an acceptable medium for a whiny, first-person narrator, and all of my OCs are crybaby Mary-Sue sluts with overly complicated backstories. I can think of maybe one fan fiction that I would show anybody, but most, if not all, of my fan fictions are hidden away.

on quizilla , I had a story called "Whats a platypus? &Why are we ea putting shrimp on Barbie? (EMO IN AUSTRALIA.)

Sad thing, it was my most popular story on there. It was pathetic. I actually still have it, for memories. X3

i wrote this story when i was in like... 3rd grade, and it is hands down the most confusing story i have every wrote. i know i was young, but holy hell.
there were witches and mary sues and everything.
i think about it all the time and want to go back in time and slap my tiny self. ;_;

STEVE.:

i wrote this story when i was in like... 3rd grade, and it is hands down the most confusing story i have every wrote. i know i was young, but holy hell.
there were witches and mary sues and everything.
i think about it all the time and want to go back in time and slap my tiny self. ;_;

Oh, man. I had a horrible one in third grade. First, a racecar crash, then a road trip to Florida... And there were vampires and a crazy genie... And maneating giraffes and toe eating mice...and a cyclops.... It was so out tbere x3

^ our third-grade selves must have been kind of crazy.
not that that's a bad thing.

When I was 12, I wrote my first fanfic, a Frerard, on a forum I went on. And I used to colour code the speeches, and it was your average "hated punk kid falls for the basement hermit" thing. Oh my, it was terrible. I'm rarely proud of what I write, but that was crossing all boundaries.

I'm kind of embarassed by Andrew in The Crumbling Pyramid because he says "faggot" a lot. He's like one of those people you're friends with but you don't want anyone else to know you're friends with so that everyone else doesn't judge you. I'm not upset I wrote him that way, it's just like, "Gods, you are such an idiot ."

Pretty much anything I wrote before I hit High School. I love the ideas, plots, characters, and some other stuff BUT... my writing style back then wasn't pretty. Especially when I was in elementary school, I was obsessed with writing the same story about two friends getting stranded on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I've rewritten it about ten times, and I swear it will never be viewed by someone that's NOT me.

Some of the stuff I look back on that I wrote when I was younger. I never used to do research for stories because, well, when you're eleven years old, you really can't be bothered. So, I would often just say stuff that is completely untrue, but try and make it sound true.

I would also have these ridiculously unbelievable story lines - the first one that comes to mind is where this girl discovers she has super powers and she goes on the Internet and the very first website she goes on about it, she just happens to meet another boy who has superpowers (the idea was that there were only 13 of these people in the world) and then, even though she was only about 12 years old, she just goes out for the day to meet up with this random stranger. It went on like that; it was a terrible story.