Kill The Ant

A dinosaur steps on the anteater.

The dinosaur eats the ant.

The ant bites the dinosaur's throat and gets coughed back up.

The dinosaur falls on the ant.

Another brave ant valiently pushes the ant out of the way and is crushed by the dinosaur instead.

I stepped on the ant.

Thankfully for Ant, I distracted you with a hug and he got away!

Ant gets blown off by the wind.

The ant is caught by a very tiny net.

The ant is stood in front of a firing squad.

All the firing squad are terrible shots.

The ant is dropped in acid

The acid turns the ant into a super-hero Ant

The ant walks in front of an on-coming car.

Luckily, the ant was in the middle as the car ran on top of him, so it wasn't squished by any wheels.

The Ant crawls on Chuck Norris' neck

Chuck Norris keeps it as a pet.

The ant has to listen to Justin Bieber.

The speakers don't work.

Charles Manson sends out his "family" to kill the ant.

Being easily brainwashed, the ant is able to convert "the family" to his cult and now has an army of defenders.

While trying to avoid all these deadly situations, the ant hasn't eaten in weeks and is starving to death.

The Ant finds free food on the ground

The Ant is trampled in a Mosh pit

The ant knows how to reassemble itself.

The ant gets AIDS.

A scientist comes from the future and gives the ant the cure for AIDS.

The ant is thrown from a moving car.

The ant miraculously hits the ground without injury. He had a lot of good karma in his favor.

The ant is killed with kindness.

The kind people turn cruel and start beating each other up, leaving the ant alone.

The ant falls off a cliff.

and lands safely on the fun bouncy trampoline placed on the ground below.

The ant eats a cupcake laced with arsenic.

He vomits up the cupcake before he absorbs the arsenic.

The ant is firebombed.

the ant is wearing a fireproof suit.

the ant sinks to the bottom of the ocean.

the ant is certified for scuba diving.

the ant is stabbed with a needle.