Kill The Ant

A little boy drops his ice-cream cone nearby and the ant eats from it.

Ant has a brain freeze from the ice-cream and is writhing in pain, close to death.

The ant remembers to put its tongue to the top of its mouth and the brain freeze goes away... Yeah... ants do that now.

The ant has a heart attack.

The ant, since it is a heart attack, survives by chance.

The ant was stomped on.

It gets saved by the tread in the shoes, slipping easily in between..

The ant is attacked by a terminator ant sent from the future to kill it.

The terminator ant leaves and the regular ant is revived.

The ant is cut in two peices by unknown resources.

The "unknown resources" is actually an ant magician, and he puts the ant back together again. Presto!

The ant commits suicide by jumping off of the Golden Gate Bridge.

It lands on a bird swooping towards the river, breaking his fall and giving him a direct line to land.

The ant messes with the President and gets shot by a body guard.

A wizard appears and magically zaps the ant a lifetime supply of food.

The walks onto a squishy piece of bubble gum and can't escape.

Someone saw the ant and freed it.

The dog finds the ants and starts licking it.

The ant bites the dog's tongue, and it stops licking it and goes away.

The Queen Ant decides that this ant is no longer worthy of life, and demands that he be executed.

The ant begs the Queen that he is worthy of life, and the ant sleeps with her.

The Queen's husband catches them and tries to kill the ant.

The ant explains that he was a victim in a game of BDSM, and the Queen's husband orders the Queen to be executed because she cheated on him.

One of the King's advisors attempts to poison the ant as an effort to perhaps get the throne for himself.

One of the slaves working at the castle warns the ant to not eat or drink anything.

The ant then leaves the castle but falls into the moat.

Ant swims to safety and gets back on the shore.

Ant is captured by soldiers and tortured in the dungeon, BDSM style.

Ant likes the torture therefore the soldiers release it to catch someone who doesn't like it.

Ant partied to hard and is dying of exhaustion.

The ant pops a couple aspirin and a sleeping pill and is back to normal in a few hours.

The ant falls down a flight of stairs.

Ant decides to use the elevator instead.

The elevator breaks and begins to fall, with Ant inside.

The ant is actually in a dream and gravity no longer exists so the fall stops and he lives. Inception rocks

The ant pisses off the people's subconscious and it rips him limb from limb.

The ant wakes up because that was just a nightmare.

It then gets run over by a bowling ball someone dropped.

Ant is saved when the bowling ball falls into the gutter and rolls away.

Ant has a sudden heart attack.