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ladyhawke.
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The writer has a change of heart and decides to kill the ladybug.
The ant is about to commit suicide.
September 6th, 2010 at 08:24pm
The Master
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Location:
United Kingdom
The publisher and editor decide to save the ant as it fits in better wit their policies and ideas for sequels and movies and merchendise.
The ant is intervened by a kindly psychologist spider and is given a hefty dose of anti-depressants.
The ant becomes an extremist Scientologist and wants to blow up Steven Hawking's house
September 6th, 2010 at 08:24pm
sectumsempra
(100)
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Location:
United States
Stephan Hawking rules out the ant's existence.
The ant goes to see Twilight, and it induces seizures.
September 6th, 2010 at 08:34pm
The Master
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Give him a popcorn IV drip and move him to watch A Bug's Life instead.
The ant falls into a bottle of acid.
September 6th, 2010 at 08:39pm
This.Useless.Heart.
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Location:
United States
Turns out to just be the drug acid, the ant emerges, tripping balls.
The ant is actually about to OD now.
September 6th, 2010 at 08:46pm
sectumsempra
(100)
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Location:
United States
The ant gets rushed to the hospital in an ambulance and is saved. Still tripping balls.
The ant has had too much to drink and is driving home, erratic and dangerous.
September 6th, 2010 at 08:47pm
ladyhawke.
(100)
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Member
Gender:
♂
Age:
31
Location:
Great Britain (UK)
The ant is thrown out of the car, it belongs to the grasshopper.
The ant is about to be struck by lightning.
September 6th, 2010 at 08:49pm
sectumsempra
(100)
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United States
The ant strikes the lightening first.
The ant is at a book signing with Tony Blair and things are getting ugly.
September 6th, 2010 at 08:50pm
ladyhawke.
(100)
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Great Britain (UK)
Gordon Brown settles things with a speech.
Gordon's speech is killing the ant of boredom.
September 6th, 2010 at 08:52pm
daisyfairy
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Great Britain (UK)
Nick Clegg turns the ant Lib Dem.
David Cameron reminds Clegg what party wears the trousers in No. 10. Ant gets v. confused, to the point of fainting.
September 6th, 2010 at 09:06pm
This.Useless.Heart.
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Location:
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The ant recovers from fainting before any catastrophe befalls him.
The ant is dying of loneliness.
September 6th, 2010 at 09:18pm
Disenchanted Babe
(100)
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Member
Gender:
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Age:
31
Location:
United States
Fellow ants come to the rescue and offer company
Ant is about to die from watching to many reruns.
September 8th, 2010 at 12:53am
She's A Genius
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Member
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Australia
Lucky the electricity power goes out in time.
The ant is stuck in a spiderweb with the spider creeping towards it.
September 9th, 2010 at 12:33am
Crash Thrusts.
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The spider releases the ant because she loves him and doesn't want to eat him.
The ant runs into the spider's husband and he wants to kill the ant.
September 9th, 2010 at 04:40am
Disenchanted Babe
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United States
Spider's husband realices the ant is to cute to kill therefore lets it go.
Ant is about to fall into a volcanoe with active lava flow.
September 10th, 2010 at 08:13pm
jennifer lawrence
(100)
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Location:
Great Britain (UK)
Luckily, a sudden gust of wind blows it off course/out the way.
Ant is about to be stepped on.
September 10th, 2010 at 08:21pm
oh bear
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Antarctica
The soles of the shoe isn't entirely flat, therefore he's safe from the gaps.
Ant is dying from boredom.
September 11th, 2010 at 07:38am
cruciatus.
(455)
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Member
Gender:
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Age:
32
Location:
United States
A friendly walking stick bug comes to save the ant from boredom, and takes it on a long adventure in the Amazonian jungle.
The ant has been ingested by an anteater in said Amazonian jungle.
September 11th, 2010 at 08:23am
Disenchanted Babe
(100)
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Anteater poops him out alive, by miracle.
Ant is about to be attacked by a venomous snake.
September 13th, 2010 at 10:17pm
cruciatus.
(455)
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The snake then sees the anteater that ate the ant before, and decides to get revenge for the ant. Instead of eating the ant, it eats the anteater.
The ant loses the walking stick bug, and can't find any food so it's starving.
September 13th, 2010 at 10:28pm
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