That Awkward Moment When...

That awkward moment when you have to fart but there's a 90% chance it'll come out as a shart.

Edit: That awkward moment when your comment about farts and sharts is at the top of the new page, ffs

That awkward moment when you realize you're that person in the office.

That awkward moment when a thread that used to be ridiculously active goes almost two years without a new post.

That awkward moment when you are the bored nerd who revives it and attempts to be clever about it.

That awkward moment when the next bored nerd arrives to revive the thread after a further year.

^^^^

And...

The awkward moment when you trip on air in front of a group of people

That awkward moment when you're trying to revive old threads and this is one that's tried to be kickstarted several times but hasn't caught on

That awkward moment when it's been a week since anybody posted in this thread and it has to be brought to the front of the General forums again

That awkward moment when you're bra shopping with your gf and you ask her if a bra might fit and she grabs your boob and the bra to compare sizes

That awkward moment when you remember the time your little brother (who was only really a toddler at the time) ran around a department store with a bra on his head and demanded that his "favourite new hat" be bought for him.

That awkward moment when you're watching Game of Thrones and it's a brothel scene and it's two girls learning how to have sex with each other and you snapchat the very awkward (and painful) arm movement one is doing to the other (seriously it looked like she was about to snap her elbow the wrong way) to your family snapchat, which includes your mother and two younger sisters

That awkward moment when you Exorcist barf in front of one of your Mum's good friends...

That awkward moment when the thread everyone tried to revive but thought they failed to do so actually ended up coming back to life.

I see you, my brethren - your efforts have not been in vain.

That awkward moment when you complain about the thread being inactive and suddenly it's active again