I haz. You no can haz.

THanks, but I already need to go to bed.

I haz awesome fiance that I am marrying tomorrow! Obviously you can no haz.

It's alright. I iz destined to be forever alonez anywaiz. c: And congratz. Hope you haz a awesome day tomorrow.

I haz writer's block. You can haz along with cookiez and milk.

I no wantz writer's block, but I'll takez cookies and milk.

I haz video games. You can playz.

I'll haz the cookies and milk, but I already haz writer's block too so I iz okai.

I feel your pain.

I haz Oreoz and Mango Juize. You can haz some.

Thankies! I'll haz some Oreoz and nummy Mango Juize.

I haz cracker stickz and cheesez. You can haz.

Thanks! nom nom nom nom

I haz work tomorrow. You can haz please.

I no wantz. I only haz one day left until school so I'm savouring it.

I haz a freezing room and some waffles. You can haz.

WAFFLES. Thank you. uwu
I haz warm pyjamas. You can haz.

Thanks, it's quite chilly in here.

I haz sleepiness. You can haz.

I already haz.

I haz Sunny D. You can haz some.

It's been YEARS since I haz Sunny D.

I haz 3-day-old daughter. You can haz for two hours so I can haz sleep.

Awww I haz your daughter, you go sleep.

I haz orange cake. You can haz some.

Ooh, I haven't haz'd that before. Arigato'z.

I haz rainstorms, you can haz.

I'd rather haz rainstorm than hot as balls weather

I haz bloody nose, you no can haz. (although why you'd want to haz it is beyond me)

Oh no! Hope it goes away soon. :(

I haz raspberry cheesecake fudge. You can haz some. c:

NOMMY!

I haz business homework. You can definitely haz. Take it all. Please.

I haz enough homework
I haz a headache, you can haz. Please...

I no wantz, man, you can keepz.

I haz soggy cereal, watery iced coffee and Minecraft, you can haz but I want the Minecraft back

I can haz Minecraft! I'll take foreverz.

I haz bottled water. You no can haz. Sorry!

I haz mine own water.

I haz cute fluffy dog. You can petz her.