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  • This.Useless.Heart.

    This.Useless.Heart. (115)

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    THanks, but I already need to go to bed. XD

    I haz awesome fiance that I am marrying tomorrow! Obviously you can no haz.
    October 27th, 2012 at 05:57am
  • LovesNocturne

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    It's alright. I iz destined to be forever alonez anywaiz. c: And congratz. Hope you haz a awesome day tomorrow.

    I haz writer's block. You can haz along with cookiez and milk. Cute
    October 27th, 2012 at 06:15am
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    I no wantz writer's block, but I'll takez cookies and milk.

    I haz video games. You can playz.
    October 28th, 2012 at 08:41pm
  • paracosm.

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    I'll haz the cookies and milk, but I already haz writer's block too so I iz okai.

    I feel your pain. Arms

    I haz Oreoz and Mango Juize. You can haz some.
    October 28th, 2012 at 08:42pm
  • LovesNocturne

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    Thankies! I'll haz some Oreoz and nummy Mango Juize.

    I haz cracker stickz and cheesez. You can haz.
    February 23rd, 2013 at 04:33am
  • This.Useless.Heart.

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    Thanks! nom nom nom nom

    I haz work tomorrow. You can haz please. Sad
    February 23rd, 2013 at 05:09am
  • paracosm.

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    I no wantz. I only haz one day left until school so I'm savouring it. Cry

    I haz a freezing room and some waffles. You can haz.
    February 23rd, 2013 at 10:02pm
  • steven g. rogers.

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    WAFFLES. Thank you. uwu
    I haz warm pyjamas. You can haz.
    February 24th, 2013 at 11:17am
  • Nick.

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    Thanks, it's quite chilly in here.

    I haz sleepiness. You can haz.
    February 24th, 2013 at 11:57pm
  • Selling dreams

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    I already haz.

    I haz Sunny D. You can haz some.
    May 21st, 2013 at 12:10pm
  • dally winston.

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    It's been YEARS since I haz Sunny D.

    I haz 3-day-old daughter. You can haz for two hours so I can haz sleep.
    May 21st, 2013 at 06:09pm
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    Awww I haz your daughter, you go sleep.

    I haz orange cake. You can haz some.
    May 21st, 2013 at 08:12pm
  • Nick.

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    Ooh, I haven't haz'd that before. Arigato'z.

    I haz rainstorms, you can haz.
    May 22nd, 2013 at 01:25am
  • louis tomlinson.

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    I'd rather haz rainstorm than hot as balls weather

    I haz bloody nose, you no can haz. (although why you'd want to haz it is beyond me)
    May 22nd, 2013 at 01:30am
  • sirius amory.

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    Oh no! Hope it goes away soon. :(

    I haz raspberry cheesecake fudge. You can haz some. c:
    May 22nd, 2013 at 05:18pm
  • dally winston.

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    NOMMY!

    I haz business homework. You can definitely haz. Take it all. Please.
    May 22nd, 2013 at 06:19pm
  • Snow.White.Queen.

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    I haz enough homework Cute
    I haz a headache, you can haz. Please...
    May 22nd, 2013 at 08:35pm
  • archivist

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    I no wantz, man, you can keepz.

    I haz soggy cereal, watery iced coffee and Minecraft, you can haz but I want the Minecraft back Laughing
    June 7th, 2013 at 02:53am
  • lumy.

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    I can haz Minecraft! I'll take foreverz.

    I haz bottled water. You no can haz. Sorry!
    June 7th, 2013 at 05:01am
  • folie a dru.

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    I haz mine own water.

    I haz cute fluffy dog. You can petz her.
    June 7th, 2013 at 05:05am