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Sent: Oh man that's super boring. The dryer at my apartment complex is broke... so I didn't do laundry.

Received: I woke up today and my laundry I put in last night was still damp after one cycle, haha. So I had to let my clothes sort of naturally dry for half an hour once I put them on. =c

Sent: That sounds horrible. Yeah, I went over there and it was like do not use this machine and I turned around and walked back to my apartment and was just like fuck it, I don't care. Lol, hopefully they fix it soon.

Sent: I just did winged eyeliner bc bored and all I can think about is that time when u told me I looked vaguely Asian with it omg

Received: LMAO i wasn't lying when I said that

Sent: clearly, I am quite popular in the EC today because like, five different people have stopped by my dungeon office today to visit me.

Received: Goodnight hun, sleep well and sweet dreams <3

Sent: Good morning lovely <3

Aren't we just so cute though

Sent: Where were you the time Juventus had the pink kit with the black star? You would've loved them.

Received: That does sound like its right up my alley

Sent: See if the pub by your flat plays Serie A and you'll be golden.

Sent: Though I guess I could come hang with you early if you were cool with that.

Sent: Totally up to you.

S: I must be pmsing just thought about Eren watching his mom die and choked a little
R: She's alive somethines in fanfiction remember that when you get sad *lmao emojis*

Sent: I will actually lose it if they put me on call listening again. Legit lose it. Just give my my passwords and let me loose on these poor, unsuspecting customers or let me floorwalk you poor, unsuspecting newbies. I know what I'm doing. I've worked there for years.

Received: Sometimes I wonder how you're supposed to have kept your job for years.

S: mhm dat vodka look gooood
R: Mmm you save it baby don't try to take a sip without us!
R: You Russians *annoyed emoji*
S: I won't... I have to write my essay... I'll have 6 shots without you

Sent: wtf does your dad need this for? it's huge! half of it's in my trunk and the other half's in my front seat
Recieved: I dunno, some telescope thing, he gets all sorts of weird stuff

Sent: "where are you"
Received: "mom is gonna go buy butter"

Sent: I actually bought music off iTunes today. What is wrong with me? Am I an adult now?

Received: it's getting harder to steal shit now. Sometimes it's easier just to pay for the convenience XD

"idk if i want to, I'd mostly just go to see the cosplayers though, so dunno if it'll be worth it"

talking to a friend about anime fest

sent: WhEN WILL YOU BE BACK

received: Soon, I'm not home yet (laughing in tears emoji)

sent: blah
AAAAH

aka, @ BodyOfBones needs to get back on Skype. I'm trying to drag her back onto Mibba, too.

Sent: We're going to the gym on Sunday because I'm getting too fat to fit in my jeans and I need an intervention.

Recevied: You can't go yourself?

Sent: If you want me to just ditch the gym and go and eat my own weight in Burger King ice cream then yes, I can go myself.

Received: You have no impulse control whatsoever, I hope you know that.

Sent: 3 Monsters deep on a Friday night
Security bae holdin' dat front door down oh so right
Yeyeyeaaah

Received: So you have little work raps now???

Received: You moron! He asked you what day was good for you and you didn't give him a day, you fucking told him 'we don't have to hang out, it was just a suggestion' instead. Of fucking course he didn't reply to you!

Sent: Why not? I was being really understanding about it. You think he would've said something like we can do it the following weekend or whatever, but no. Silence.

Received: Cos you weren't being understanding, you blew him off Sean. You basically told him to go fuck himself.

Sent: I'm gonna tell you to go fuck yourself in a minute.

Sent: When I die please cremate me and scatter my ashes in Target

Received: for sure no problem

Sent: It's okay! I don't know why our phones say that the texts are still loading, sorry for all the texts *eye cover emoji*

Received: Awww it's okay. See you tomorrow baby

Sent: I still haven't done my homework.

I sent that an hour ago, still haven't done it.