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Received: All the nurses be going crazy over dis new man candy security guard in the EC.

Sent: I think I just saw the new one??? He ain't got nothin' on my bae lol

Sent: *picture of boxed bacon*
Sent: Found it!
Received: *crying from laughing emoji* omg why is it with the orange juice?!

last text sent: of course :)

sent: Er, yeah. I thought I said something about that, oops.
received: Yeeeah no.
sent: ...Clearly. Go back to sleep, talk to me when you're not being a smartass.

Received: Hahaha I'm fuckin buzzin
Sent: What one is he even taking, that entrepreneurship shite, aye?
Received: Yeah that one haha
Sent: Fuck. I'm shite at entrepreneurship as well, he's going to HATE me.
Received: Haha he hates most folk anyway so it's cool

Received: Omg. Sall. I'm such an old lady. I was asleep before 10. Lol

Sent: I was up until 3 O_O

Received: I got up before 7. I feel like a grandma. Lol

Sent: Lol you are totes mcgoats living that grandma life. Ughhh, so fucking tired, so fucking stressed.

Sent: I finally found the perfect name for my car, it came to me out of nowhere like you said it would!

Received: What is it?

Sent: River, for River Phoenix!!!!

Received: Perfect!!!!!

Received: I was told fourth year was supposed to be the easy year too, what happened?

Sent: Whoever told you that was lying through their arsehole because fourth year is the very epitome of living hell.

Received: Epitome is a big word for a music student, is it not?

Sent: Fuck you, rock boy.

[ my friend studies geology, hence rock boy ]

"Shit, I'm gonna look fugly for two weeks!"
(In response to: "It took two weeks for my face to not look like a chipmunk after removing all my wisdoms)

received: Will they let you go if your cat needs to go to the vets in an emergency?
sent: Uh...only one way to find out? Plus I'm pretty sure they all know I'm a mildly insane cat lady that treats her cat like her child.
sent: Wait. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAT?
received: JUST TELL THEM

Received: Just watched Insurgent. I must read the books because I cannot wait for the next movie.
Received: And you can have Bae Blake. Bae 4 is the man of my action-packed dreams.

Sent: I HAVEN'T GOT TO WATCH INSURGENT YET, YOU WHORE! that's fine, i like my weird, multi-ethnic, neanderthal-faced bae.

Received: Well, I bought it. So Sall night soon!

Sent: Yuuuuuuush! I bought Divergent, but I hadn't had a chance to get Insurgent yet. I've preordered S2 of The 100 on DVD, so we'll have to sall night the fuck outta that as well.

Received: Goody goody gumdrops. Because I haven't seen it yet and I'm dying.

Sent: I've often been told that I don't show emotion or feel and it's like duh it's because I eat them all
Received: I know you have feelings!
Sent: I do not!

Sent: Bae brought in Fuji and it smelled hella good. Like he know he wanna share.

Received: Go tell him that!

Sent: He don't want nothing to do w me.

Received: Force dat love

Sent: My thick girl senses were tingling.

Received: XD

Sent: I KNOW YOU GOT FOOD, BAE!

received: Hm?
sent: I'm reading Pretty Baby by Mary Kubica, but I have a notepad and whenever I'm reading something I intend to review, I write down things that I like/dislike. So far, I'm 30% into the book and there's not a single good note, and most of the notes are filed under the husband because I hate everything about him and I have to read some chapters in his point of view.
received: hahaha

Received: For real. I have to work at 11:30. And I'm still in bed. Ugh.
Sent: I have to work at 3:45 and corey was already bitching in our group chat for work.
Received: Oh bllah.

received: It's okay.
sent: Are YOU okay? Still feel bad?
received: Yeah, I woke myself up.

Received: R u ok?
Sent: Yeah

Sent: I ate too many pizza rolls.
Received: Lmao... I only eat like 20
Sent: I ate like 17. I just dumped what was left in the bag out to cook because it wasn't enough for two meals but a little too much for me in one sitting.

YASSSSSS!

Received: I'm sitting back here w yo baaaaaaaaeee. He's so tiny lol

Sent: But I luuuuuuuuh him lol

Received: He be lurking back here.

Sent: Oh mah gawd, I want to fuck him sooooo bad