Once I left a notebook out on a table in Science. And this popular girl found it and left a note saying 'Miss N*** has found the porn. Tut tut Lilian!'
And I was really confused because there was NOTHING even slightly pornographic in it XD
When I was at work, one of the guys took my huge refill pad of
A Handful of Dust and started reading a bit of the first page where there's a description of Adam's hands. And he was like 'What is this, soft-core porn?' and I was like 'NO ITS HANDS THEY'RE HANDS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG ABOUT HANDS' and then he teased me about it for a while.
And my mum always complains that I never let her read my writing, so I dedicated my
NaNo last year to her and deliberately left out any possible sex or harsh language. But when I finally got round to letting her read it, I realised she really wouldn't like it. I was write. The prologue made her cry and she hasn't read anymore since