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  • peter quill.

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    i also have one where Peter blew up a woman- yet again with his "wang" as it was referred to in the story
    December 5th, 2008 at 08:53pm
  • fool's paradise

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    I'm writing a story where the narrator from Fight Club is admitted into the hospital from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

    He starts a fight club there, and then Frank N. Furter comes on a unicorn with an army of zombies with intentions of blasting the hospital into space.

    :weird
    April 15th, 2009 at 05:20am
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    I'm writing a story where the narrator from Fight Club is admitted into the hospital from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

    He starts a fight club there, and then Frank N. Furter comes on a unicorn with an army of zombies with intentions of blasting the hospital into space.

    :weird
    :lmfao That sounds rather epic.
    I loved OFOTCN.
    :lmfao I shall read when it's done.
    April 15th, 2009 at 05:56am
  • vince noir.

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    Sunny Shines:
    I love crackfics.
    I love the Harry Potter ones. I remember there was one after HBP and all the character shad to be interviewed on how they felt about what J.K. did to them. I was crying by the end.
    I couldn't write them, I would love to but I can't.
    I've read Batman & Joker one though. It made me :tehe:
    That sounds epic! Do you have a link?
    April 15th, 2009 at 07:46am
  • the endless.

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    The first fanfiction I ever read was a crack!fic. :con:
    it was something on hpff.com, and completely ridiculous and hilarious. Harry got turned into a fairy at some point, I think.
    I haven't read any recently, but I love them.
    April 15th, 2009 at 08:32am
  • Mike Dirnt.

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    I have a couple.

    Adie and Aphrodisiacs was a GD one, meant to be chaptered, but I only did one chapter. It made a lot of people crack up, because I totaly exaggerated on how much Billie loved his wife. <3

    We're In Love Because We're Punk was just...fucking epic. Writing that was one of the best times of my life. Chaptered.

    And...of course..."Fools Rush In...", got a LOT of readers and laughs. And the thing is, it made like, zero sense.

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    The first crackfic I ever read was a Yu Yu Hakusho one called Purple High. It was AMAZINGLY hilarious and sticks with me even now, though I read it in sixth grade. 10 times. >.>

    And there was a HP one on ff.net, something about Harry's pumpkin juice getting spiked and Hogwarts goes crazy. At some point, Snape exclaims "You can't fool me, Malfoy! I know there's an earring hiding in your eyelashes!" and punishes him by sticking a dildo up his ass. XDDD
    April 15th, 2009 at 02:30pm
  • fool's paradise

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    Davey Havok.:
    lmfao That sounds rather epic.
    I loved OFOTCN.
    :lmfao I shall read when it's done.
    I'll be sure to contact you.

    :tehe:
    April 15th, 2009 at 04:07pm
  • Sweetacher

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    I have one in the mental works where I shove a load of the main characters from my favourite books into a reality show - not sure which one, possibly some sort of Big Brother setup. Currently on the castlist are Alex from A Clockwork Orange, Lestat, Holden Caulfield, Dorain Gray, Esther Greenwood and Harry Potter. Chaptered. I think I could stick with it - and if I get bored, I could just have Alex kill them all in some interesting way :tehe:
    April 15th, 2009 at 10:11pm
  • Mike Dirnt.

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    I wrote one last night, called One Big Mistake. Its about Billie Joe and Adrienne Armstrong.

    Emilie wrote one too, called Model, about Billie Joe becoming a runway model after reading the GD thread. I snorted with laughter because it was just so insanely random.
    May 11th, 2009 at 03:30am
  • The Artist

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    I once wrote one about Harley Quinn. It was a triquel and she was in love with Batman and the Joker and then the Joker built an army of baddies to kill Batman but then Harley Quinn went crazy and killed everyone in them and then the Joker got pissed off and killed Harley.
    May 11th, 2009 at 04:12am
  • The Master

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    Wrote a short one on how Tré Cool really got his nickname.

    :tehe:
    May 11th, 2009 at 11:57am
  • fen'harel

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    There is just one Crackfic that I've enjoyed and it is here in mibba n_n
    It had m-preg and just random stuff that at the end made perfect sense... although I don't know how the hell did it make sense.
    May 11th, 2009 at 09:51pm
  • folie a dru.

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    My favorite would still have to be "Talking Toasters", which is the one Liz wrote for me. It involves pretty much kidnapping Pete Wentz, us dragging him down to my basement and his head making a thunk on each step, and then me having my way with him. It was written at three in the morning when we were both in Indiana and high on life. It was amazing.
    May 12th, 2009 at 08:07pm
  • fool's paradise

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    St.Chagrin:
    I have one in the mental works where I shove a load of the main characters from my favourite books into a reality show - not sure which one, possibly some sort of Big Brother setup. Currently on the castlist are Alex from A Clockwork Orange, Lestat, Holden Caulfield, Dorain Gray, Esther Greenwood and Harry Potter. Chaptered. I think I could stick with it - and if I get bored, I could just have Alex kill them all in some interesting way :tehe:
    That actually sounds really cool. :weird

    It seems like something someone would do in a Sims game. :tehe:
    May 13th, 2009 at 03:05pm
  • alexander bernadotte

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    I really love crackfics xD My friends and I would write them all the time back when we were on WEbook.

    I actually wrote one with one of my Mibba buddies: Emo Prince Meets Emo Princess And They Drown The World With Their Emoness

    Check out at your own risk ;D
    September 11th, 2010 at 08:11pm
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    I'm writing a story where the narrator from Fight Club is admitted into the hospital from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

    He starts a fight club there, and then Frank N. Furter comes on a unicorn with an army of zombies with intentions of blasting the hospital into space.

    :weird
    The Narrator in that sanitarium sounds like a pretty BAMF crossover on it's own. Cheese

    And the second part just sounds amazing. lmfao
    September 11th, 2010 at 09:39pm
  • Icamane Hatake

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    I absolutely, completely ADORE crackfics. They're wonderful when they're well-written, and by that I mean that the author recognizes random does not equal awesome.

    I've written some myself, but the one that's posted involves this kid waking up in Half Blood Prince to find out it's been taken over by Edward Cullen and Twilight fans, so the minor HP characters send him on a quest to kill Edward, who is the Fairy Lord Coffee

    And I'm writing an epic sequel to it for NaNo called "Bently McQuinn Saves Literature."
    September 12th, 2010 at 06:35pm
  • folie a dru.

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    I just discovered my love of crackfics where the characters smoke weed. XD
    September 15th, 2010 at 03:27pm
  • The Way

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    They're hilarious when written right, but they can go wrong so easily XD
    September 15th, 2010 at 03:37pm
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    I love the Harry Potter ones. I remember there was one after HBP and all the character shad to be interviewed on how they felt about what J.K. did to them. I was crying by the end.
    Cheese Do you have a link? I would love to read this.

    And I adore crackfics XD Although there are some ones that are just so ... silly. tehe
    September 15th, 2010 at 04:12pm