Things You Shouldnt Say During Sex

"Turn the light on"
"No way! Your freaking fugly!"

heh page claim :)

"...oops"

"I like eggs."

:file:

"well is it in yet?"

"Is that your finger?"
LAWL.

"...You don't mind if I turn the light off, do you?"

A little rugburn never hurt anyone.

And to think, I was really trying to pick up your friend.

Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?

If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.

You'll still vote for me, won't you?

Don't mind me. I always file my nails in bed.

How long do you plan to be "almost there"?

Get off me, I'll do it myself.

I want a baby.

XD This is funny

"You looked way bigger in your pictures"

"I didn't know a roll of pennies could do that."

"You finished already?"

"Be careful with the peg leg."

"sorry i forgot to wax"

"heyy! i used to have one of them!"

"i think i can i think i can..."

"fly my prettys!"

"To Freedom!"

"whos that next to you?"

Jenna you make my pants verrrrrrrrrry happy

lawl yeh i spose you shouldnt say that during sex...

"Be quiet my parents might hear..."

"Ya mum screamed louder."

"The fungus is just temporary, im redecortaing..."

dood we are on FIRE!

im all outa stuff to say

"Hey look! Its a 'giney!!"

dood im sick...

i stole this off yor profile...
I HAVE SECRETS!!!

i know *shifty eyes*

"Hey look! I can see my house from here!"

[WDF?!]