Captain Kitty / Comments

OMG WHAT IS THE FUTURE PASSWORD? DX

@ insanetrain
The now password is "Chimera juice." But I just changed it. I think what you wanted was the FUTURE PASSWORD.

EVERY PART.
Real life does not exist.
Type-y jail, yes! The place bad typists go.
:( *eats your boots*
BOB'S YOUR UNCLE
DX
TELL ME THE NOW PASSWORD.

@ insanetrain
I don't understand what part you dont understand :P

AND NO IT DOESNT WORK. THIS IS REAL LIFE.

Type-y jail? Is that...Nevermind.

I do what I want :P

The password WAS "Bob's your uncle." But I changed it.

Bob is my friend. goddamn right Bob.

That sucks xD I'm sorry. I hate that. Yo cray cray leather jacket. BURN IT.
I don't understand you, ----..caleb! I mean.. Cabel. HA.
HA.
WHAT DOES KITTY MEAN
*knows your childhood.. every aspect of your childhood o.e*
BIRDS WIN EVERYTHING
UNLESS YOU ARE A BIG BIRD
YOU LOSE.
Singing bears are amazing, okay?
Wait, what? xD When Dora said "swiper no swiping" it DID work
so
HA
SHE'S SMART
SHE KNOWS HOW TO GET RID OF THE BAD GUY
just jsut jtsu. DID YOU KNOW JESUIT WAS PRONOUNCED.. the.. way its pronounced? I never knew that Dx
SPEED TYPING?! SLOW DOWN BUDDY
SLOW.
DOWN.
You're going to type-y jail.
Judge Caleb.
STOP PSYCHOANALYZING EVERYONE DX
Hey
Hey Caleb
What's the password?
BOB IS YOUR SON.

@ insanetrain
that's the second time I've been writing out a comment and Google chrome has shut down on me....Maybe It's cause I'm typing in my leather jacket (Doesnt happen when I wear other jackets). AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED:

"Hahahahahahah, yes, misspelling their name, That will teach those meddling kids"

"How about a big cup of no, Bad kitty no......No"

"That's not Little bear...[interrupted data recall] How dare you presume to know my Childhood"

*stare down with a bird*
*Wins stare down with bird*

Something about singing bears and how they suck so much scrotum they make Miley cyrus look like Mother Theresa
Man did you hear that? someone just dissed your bears....

And that's as far as I got.

IM LAUGHING AT DORA BECAUSE SHE"S STUPID. YOU CANT SAY "Swiper no swiping" AND EXPECT IT TO WORK (Even though I'm totally doing that if I get mugged). EVERYTHING HAS A FACE AND TALKS. SHE"S HIGHER THAN A GIRAFFES VAGINA. and besides that, I saw a kid who looked jsut like her the other day. God I can't type "Just" When I'm speed typing. It always comes out jsut.

Uhm.... I didn't ask him, but I suppose there is always that possibility.

Natural tanning is okay. It can be excessive too, but It's excusable if you work outside all the time. The thing I hate is when people do it to look cool. I hate it when people do anything in order to look cool. You do drugs? I don't care, Not gonna judge you for it. You do drugs so you can be cool? I still don't care, but I'll go judge judy on your ass. It's the why, not the what. That also applies to people as far as figuring them out. Why they do things is more important than what they do (Only in regards to how they tick).

LOL. Are you talking about the ones from the old Charlie and the chocolate factory? Or the new one? I'll refrain from judgement till You answer that one :P

YOU LEAVE BOB ALONE. HE NEVER LOVED YOU.

And No. You didnt get the password.

Mmmmmm crab cakes.

You know, is it really that hard to reply on my profile Dx Then again, it is easy to remember what you said xD NEVER MIND.
Wow. How polite of you. *drips blood all over your carpet* :P
THE ATTRACTIVE GIRL AT THE COFFEE SHOP? :D Wow. That's nice. Psycho ex-girlfriend!! :) Yes. Get her.
YOU'RE REALLY DIFFERENT. OHMYGOSH. DX Sawgfag? What oh swagfag xD What. Swagfag? What is that?
LITTLE BEAR? DX LIKE.. that.. movie! WIth the bear! THe bear! And the native american-ness! Brother bear. never mind. xD WHAT IS LITTLE BEAR DX GOLDILOCKS?
Barney was adorable v.v
SINGING BEARS ARE COOL.
Why are you laughing at Dora Dx SHE'S INDEPENDENT. AND BILINGUAL.
DX Stop judging the childhood shows v.v they can be sexual if they want.
:O Was he red? And have adorable eyes? <3 WAS HE FUZZY?
WELL TANNING BEDS AND CANCER AND BADDDD. :(
Natural tanning is okay? Dx
Oompa Loompas are adorable, kay? :(
CRAAAAAAAAAAAB CAKES filled with cake and crabs? A cake shaped like a crab?
WHAT DX
BOB
IMAGINARY EX-HUSBAND
I LOVE HIM.
TELL ME WHAT KITTY MEANS
I wonder how many gross things you've buried :P

@ insanetrain
I'll wait till the end of this bit to murder you.

There wasn't before, but as of right now there is. I just talked to her. Not sure what to make of her yet. I psychoanalyze people. I'll summarize it with it Seems like she's got a bit of self esteem issue, and daddy problems with a rebellious teenager streak she hasnt grown out of.. Which = non-dateable. Unless you want a psycho ex girlfriend. Not even gonna get started on that topic.

And shorts like longs socks and really long shorts are different. If the shorts aren't sagging, or excessively long, but are being worn with high socks, it = Douchebag/sawgfag. long/saggy shorts = douchebag/swagfag 100% of the time.

I can't believe you never heard of little bear. YOU UNCULTURED SWINE. And bears aren't purple. Nor do they have long tales. nor do they sing or talk. Nor do they jump around with little kids. Any they're hairy. Barney was a dinosaur. Fuck Barney.

Hahaha Dora! And Teletubbies were scary. Seriously. I can't even watch half of the shows form my childhood without thinking everything they do is sexual. I sit there giggling and wondering if they realized the innuendos and puns they make.

I once saw at guy at walmart like that. he was huge. like 6'6 and 300+ pounds. And he sounded like Elmo. I lost my shit and almost died of a heart attack from laughing so hard. Poor guy.

Hey, It'll come in time. I think. I hope. And tanning isnt always bad. but there is a difference between looking tan and looking like a carrot. Every time I see one of those carrot people, I think "Oompa loompa doppidee da, they are a fagget cause they call their friends 'Bra.'"

Crab cakes are delicious.....

AND NO YOU CANT HAVE BOB. BOB IS A TERM FOR AN AWESOME PERSON WHO IS NOT A KNOWN GIVER OF FUCKS.

*Murders you for saying craycray*
Dismembers you and puts the pieces in a blender. Eats it. Buries it when it comes out the other end.

Um. No. Stop hating on barney. He's creepy, but not deserving of murder! :( Purple dinosaurs are awesome.
He didn't really seem like a dinosaur. Like a giant creepy bear.
A pedobear.
Little Bear? xD No idea what that is.
Blues Clues, Dora, Barney, Teletubbies? I liked those xD
SESAME STREET <3
Elmooooo. The fish thing.
I HEARD SOMEONE WHO SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE ELMO THE OTHER DAY :o
They didn't look like elmo X:
HAHAHHA YOU CAN'T GROW A BEARD LOSER
I mean
Neither can I
But
But you can't.
So hahahahhahahaha.
GROW A MUSTACHE.
Socks and sandals, da na na na na! SOCKS & SAnDALS. Um. It's fun to say. Saggy pants are stupid. HATSSSS. Um. Frog hats are fun XD White sunglasses? xD CHAINS. TO SYMBOLIZE SOCIETY'S CAPTIVITY OF THEM? Um. xD You said shorts twice. Kinda. Tanning hahahahhahaha aw.
PERSONAL FREEDOM!
I, um.. also say craycray........
:)
DAT CRAYCRAY
O.O
POOR BABY.
I'm sorry craycray inspires so much murder in you.
Wait, is there actually an attractive girl at a coffeeshop or was that an example?
CAKE IS AMAZING. Cookie cake is boss. Chocolate ice cream and chocolate cake aren't very good.
poor crab :'(
MY IMAGINARY EX-HUSBAND IS NAMED BOB
DAMMIT
PLEASE.

@ insanetrain
I always thought it was:
I hate you
You hate me
Together we can kill barney
With a 2 by 4, knock him to the floor
No more purple dinosaur.

I dont remember liking barney as a kid. Blues clues and little bear was where it was at.

Pfft You can't unshave. I can't grow a beard yet :/ I could grow a full on mustache in 2 weeks. I can do that with patches I get on my chin in 3 weeks. But everything else? Nope. >:/

Douchebag dress = Sandals with long socks. Long socks with shorts. sagging pants/shorts. Namebrand T-shirts. Stupid looking hats worn for the sake of being cool and not for the function of blocking the sun. White sunglasses. Chains necklaces. And excessive tanning, Stupid tattoo's, And......I think that's it. Oh. And shorts that are so big they look like baggy capri's.

I refuse to acknowledge your slang. I loathe it. It's like "Craycray" or "Yolo." Ugh. If there was ever a time I wanted to kick a baby in the mouth, It's every time I hear someone say that. It brings out the inner serial killer. It's also one of the biggest boner killers in the world.

There's an attractive girl at a coffeeshop or something, I'm checking her out, I like what I see, annnddddddd I overhear her say "craycray" or something to that effect. Boner gone. I'm out. Gonna go grieve for humanity and cry in a corner somewhere.

Cake is overrated. Seriously. Except Ice cream cake. And Chocolate cake. Which is funny, Because I hate chocolate. But I love chocolate ice cream and cake.

Bahaha. It is hard to find shells. I was finding patches of them pretty far out from the shore. And I had to dig for them.
I found the crab entirely by pure luck. I felt him with my toes. that sounded more sexual than I intended it to. Anyways, I picked up his shell was like, "Fuck yeah and awesome shell" *turns it over* And the crab is just sitting there like "Shit."
Pretty sure he flipped me the bird when he got thrown back in. Crabby little shit. I just scrolled down and realized I already mentioned that part. But my Pun would seem a little out of place without it. So I'm leaving it.

Nope, You are not a fellow Bob. Therefore I cannot tell you what Kitties are.

Please. Define. Kitty.
I'm disappointed that you won't continue laughing @ European Ass :(
I love you, you love me
We're a happy family!
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you [NOT xD]
Won't you say you love me too
THAT WAS BARNEY, COURTESY OF LYRICSMODE.COM
I'm so sorry XD
Faaaaaaamily. Yep. Not fun. xD I don't speak the language of most of my family, so that's good. TINY COUSINS ARE ADORABLE <3
WAIT
WHAT KIND OF FOOD?!?!?!?!? Cake. CAKE.
*unshaves*
Saaaaaaaaaaaan Diego. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DIEGO! SAN SAN SAN SAN DIEGO!
ROFLCOPTER
How exactly do you dress like a douche bag?
:P
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAha there are never any cool seashells that I can find on our beach. AND IT'S LIKE. A BEACH. WHAT THE HELL. DX THE ONLY TIMES I'VE EVER GOTTEN A COOL SEASHELL: 1) random fisherman took pity on sad Amber and gave her a conch shell, 2) Amber went to island and BOUGHT a seashell. SADDEST PURCHASE EVER.
And um. The ocean was obv. protecting its property. Tsk, tsk, tsk. No stealing.
I MEANT TOTALLY=TOTES.
PERMIT MY OBNOXIOUS TEENAGE GIRL SLANG.
I WAS USING IT IRONICALLY!
PROBABLY!
KITTTTTTTTY DX

@ insanetrain
European Ass ahahahahahaahahhahahahah.

Bahahahahahahahahaha. Okay I'm done.

And now I have more family that I will hopefully never talk to. Other than the food and one cousin, I really dislike family gatherings. But I love food. So much. I usually grab the food and find a nice quite spot. And eat it all. Over. and Over. And Over.

Same Format.

It's not an extinct mammal anymore. I shaved. Boom.
San Diego was....interesting... I've never been annoyed by so many helicopters flying overhead. Or by so many people dressed like douche bags.
OH OH OH. I was combing the water at the beach for sea shells, And after like 2 hours of it, I found a tiny little Sand dollar (dime sized), and it was in perfect condition and this weird color, and this wave came up, clubbed me over the head, got back on it's seahorse, and ran away while I lay there on the floor bleeding to death.
CURSSSEEEE YOUU AQUUAASCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
But seriously, a wave knocked the damn thing out of my hand.
I was Livid.

I found a hermit crab too. I named him seymour. Pretty sure he flipped me the finger when I let him go.

You cannot tote a slap. You can tote a stalk though.

And there were lots of kitties. Kitties everywhere.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

Who needs power anywayyyyyyyyyy?
KITTTTTTTTTY
WAIT
LIKE
THE SAME PASSWORD
OR THE SAME FORMAT?
My mouth cries all the time.
23 is a potato.
I'm sorry you were born on that day.
OHMYGOSH TELL ME WHAT KITTIES ARE

Your face is an extinct mammal.
:O SANNNNNNNNNNN DIEGO.
I can totes stalk you and find you and slap you.
Is she getting married to a kitty?
TELL ME
WHAT THE POTATO
KITTIES ARE

@ insanetrain
Anyways, Lol @ the irony in me winning against your logic and giving away the only power I had. I'm used to doing that in texts and it didnt even register that I did it on here.

Kitty = Nothing I'm telling you (You must guess the password, it's the same one in the other msg)

And Dammit, CURSE YOU SOCIAL MEDIIIAAAAAAAA...........Oh wait, I'm okay with that because my mouth doesnt cry out. It's very sensitive. I dont want it to dry out either. typos.....

I just like 23 because I think it's an interesting and ascetically pleasing number and it's the day I was born on. Nothing spectacular.

And yeah, Fuck Florida. I don't like hot climates. Or Douche Bags. Or Cubans. That's What I imagine Florida is like. Although I imagine there are lots of bikini's. And Kitties. kitties kitties in a chair, kitties kitties everywhere. I like kitties (and you don't know what they are)

Oh you lazy ass, you could have a least used an Egyptian name. Like Thoth or Osiris or Anubis. WHO"S YOUR MUMMY................Hahahahahahaha European ass hahahahaahhaahaha Omg hahahahahahahha. I seriously sat there for a minute or two thinking a european woman's ass, and wondering if I had said to mention a country or what the hell was going on..........then I scrolled down and saw.....extinct mammal....European ass.....Bahahaha. I'm never gonna be able to see or hear that without snickering again.

By the way, I'm in San Diego for the next week! My mother is getting married or something. I'm just here for the food and the kitties.

@ insanetrain
See now that's just rude. Ignore me for a week. Pfft.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt

...

Pfft.

Okay I'm done.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I was just kiddding.

You said it. When you were naming our points. This is what you get for bragging.
O.O
Um
Kitty=?
:'( ...i...i................ :'( *looks at picture of your tongue piercing* :D
My brother was an accident!
I WAS PLANNED.
Maybe I will destroy you. You never know.
23 is a prime number :( I mean, 7 is too. But 7 is cool. Heavenly delicious. 13, 23, 3, 11... obnoxious.
And yeah, I live in Florida xD I went to Miami today! It was like perfeccctt and the beach was so perfect and I guess that's an advantage but usually its horribly hot and awful :D
ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAASKA <3 Um.. move to.. Blanketopolis.
And yes. I really wanna see it. Hmm.. !EuropeanAss[creepybirdthinginheiroglyphs]
UNICYCLES ARE COOL, DAMMIT.
O.E
Um. I somehow sensed that you applauded my quick reply, and ignored your message for a week. GO DEFIANT AMBER WOOOOOOO.

@ insanetrain
You know my name? Well Shit. I jsut mentioned that in our message chain. And It's unfair again. CURSE YOU AQUUUUUUAAAAAASCUMMMMMMMMM (Where the hell is my name posted? Or did I say it? Maybe I do have short term memory loss.....)

And No, I like Captain Kitty better. Though You dont know what it means. "Kitty" Means something else in my dictionary.

I USED MAGIC TO BREAK YOUR COMPLICATED DEVICE AND CLOSE MY MOUTH FOREVER. I WILL EAT THROUGH A TUBE IN MY TRACHEA.

You were an accident.

No you won't.

Why the hell is the number 23 obnoxious? YOU"RE OBNOXIOUS

*Buzzer sound* Fuck Florida. I hate hot climates. THAT'S HALF THE REASON I"M MOVING. You'll have to pick another place. I take it you live in Florida.

If you really want to see it, I'll send you a link to it in a message. But you have to say the password. And the password must include a capital letter, An exclamation point, and extinct mammal, and a hieroglyph.
I don't. I mean it'd be neat, But It's kind of a useless skill. Unless you're in an alternate universe that's into that kind of thing. But I think you have bigger problems at that point.

And that was a very quick response by the way. Captain Kitty is pleased.

Your face is a tundra. :| You don't even have adorable white rabbits on it. Foxes? Rabbits? I don't remember. They're adorable. NO! NONONONONONONO! NONO!NON!ON!ONO!NON!ONONO!NONON!ONO!NON!ONON!ONO!NO!NON!ON!ONO!NO!NO!NON!ON!ONONON!ONONONONONONO!NON!ONONONONO! DX Stop insulting my logic. :( Refrigerators can be set to very cold! D: DX I CAN CALL IT ANYTHING I WANT.
Is it bad that I've been thinking of you in my head as "Captain Kitty"? Or should I FORCIBLY CHANGE MY MIND so that I think of you as Caleb? xD Captain Kitty makes me think of a kitten with a sailor hat on its head :|
I.. taped your mouth open? D: Is that possible. I USED A COMPLICATED DEVICE TO HOLD YOUR MOUTH OPEN. NYAAAA.
You were adopted.
I WILL DESTROY YOU. DX
I hate the number 23. :| It's so obnoxious.
I ALSO HATE YOU
Why are you moving Dx Pick Florida(; It's a horrible place to live.
Justin Beiber? xD
I WANNA SEE THE TATTOO DRAWING DX
Oh.. I.. um... .....
I wish I could ride a unicycle.

@ insanetrain
One, My face is not cold. Two, That would be a freezer that would be as cold as ice (colder even). Logic Fail. I CLOSED MY MOUTH. Logic fail. I'm not a hamster, but my mother is. Logic Fail. If I had long term AND short term memory loss, why would you ask me if I had it? I wouldn't remember. Logic Fail.
Caleb: 23, Logic: 0
(An extra 19 because I like the number 23).

And Maybe, I dunno. I'm definitely moving at the end of this winter, but I know not where at this point. You can help me pick.

Also, Justin Beiber.

And I get a tattoo next month. I've been drawing different versions of it for the last 3 weeks. I'm on version...14 or 15.
IT WILL BE GLORIOUS. But unfortunately, I still have to wait. I hate waiting. Almost as much as I hate being hungry.

I can't think of anything.

MONKEYS ON UNICYCLES CIRCLING URANUS

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA You're so funny.
THERE ARE PLENTY OF TEENAGE GIRLS WITH SELF-ESTEEM DX
Well. Your father was seen at the grocery store yesterday. By me. And... I sniffed him.
YOUR MOTHER IS A HAMSTER, YOU FORGETFUL FREAK. DO YOU HAVE LONG-TERM MEMORY LOSS NOW TOO? CRAZY. She's a very cute hamster, though.
:( Your face is a refrigerator.
COLD AS ICE!
WHAT
I'LL KILLL YOU
YOU'RE MOVING TO ALASKA?
ARE YOU KIDDING DX
I WANT TO GO
NOW
DX
Well.. I opened your mouth. LOGIC.