I am in a little bit of a mess.I write on here, I'm taking both English Literature and English Language for A Level, I'm applying to do an English degree at university... and I can't write my personal statement for the life of me!For those of you who don't know, that is just about the most important part of a British UCAS application (apart from grades) as it is the only opportunity you have on...

Mother Teresa was a wonderful woman (':So yeah, I haven't updated this story I said I was brimming with ideas for. Why you ask? D'you want the long or the short answer?The short answer is that I went back to school yesterday. Being a year 13 and a house captain is fun, but it's a lot of work. Plus I'm a masochist so I'm doing four A levels... I've been back for two days and I've already got a...

So, I'm back. You can cue the fanfare now.No, who I am kidding. I am invisible on this site these days. Why wouldn't I be? I have been absent for over a year. In fact, if you think about it properly, I haven't been around much for two years. Isn't writers block a bitch? Glandular fever didn't help either (I couldn't look at computer screens for months) and then there was the scourge of the Earth...