The 12 drugs of Christmas
-12 kids of popping
-11 magic mushrooms
-10 yolli buttons
-9 caps of dropping
-8 spoons of snorting
-7 whites of buzzing
-6 joints of smoking
-5 Valiums
-4 grams of hash
-3 pounds of grass
-200 reds
-tab of yellow sunshine LSD
"They is the butholes trying to control us all." isn't a proper sentance :) Lol
and My mom is a accountant; thus making her and *ssh*l*
but she doesn't need a degree on the wall to verify that.
And apperantly this one woman HATES my mom and used to spread lies about her but my mom hates her back, I mean literly HATES her. She said, in exactly these word, "I know you may not like it but I'm glad we didn't move to (Insert the base Megan lives on name), I think SHE moved there. And I think if i see her again I may chock her until her eyes pop."
I couldn't stop laughing. :D
We got into a comversation something about the middle century and how she would be in some deep sh*t if SHE was the Executioner. Then my mom said she would never get there because they would have burned her at the stake for being a witch. :)
Maybe my moms not THAT bad... :)