November 2nd, 2008 at 12:25pm
XpeacesX hey. Meg- Sanya14 and D. is ....AnimeChica or something..
Get this-
At dinner, Aunt Jullie mistaking brings up The Peace Corps
"The Peace Corps! Now honestly Jullie, How do expect to make a living of that?"
"I don't know yet, I-"
"I what, what could you honestly have to say."
"Well, I-"
"ARE YOU LEAVING ME? IS THAT IT BECAUSE IF IT IS-"
*Rolls eyes* "Here we go again!" In winny voice-"OH WHY ME, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, YOU AL-"
"Don't go there Jullie, We all-"
Throws hand in air-"THIS IS NEW!"
"NOW WHAT JUST A GOD DAM-"
(Mom)"ROBERT"
(Everyone ignoring her)
"-Minute, I try really hart to please you Jullie. I understand you want to go into the TPC but I want to have a family and a nice house and I-"
*Jullies face flushes*(Uncle Henry and Uncle Samuel are betting on winners) "IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, WELL I HAVE NEEDS TOO!"
*Jullie storms out* And Uncle Samuel wins!
US-"Now pay up you old bastard."
UH's face flushes, PUNCHES HIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!
Dad and Cousin Gareth hold back the boxers, Mom is out the door with several other females to help pick up the constanly falling pieces of Aunt Jullie and Grandma(Without her earaid and glasses) is scolding a chair and yelling how we "Constantly diminish the joy dinner has once brought us." Although I secretly think grandmas a bitch out to kill all human hope and love. The children are in there rooms, not needing glasses to thier ears.
But at the end of the day we all hug and kiss and forgive them with fake,"OMG how the hell did we make it through that faces" we say "That was a real time we had, see you at Christmas!"
I typed that to several sadly listening fools, two weeks ago(and spell checked it so it was readable...two minutes ago.) Haha! You JUST GOT to love the family....
I'm just gonna give you more insane logic until you log in and read it all. One everyday :)