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Ha! It is a great idea you can ask him about oral sex ;) Sorry for anybody that's not Naomi that's reading this....:L I'll have to come out tomorrow 'cos you'll come to my house anyway if I don't and bring Ben to my house, I don't want that he'llb start turning up at my house!! :'( :L:L:L

He is sociable he doesn't even know Stephens name! :L:L:L I'llprobably be moody tomorrow so I apologise in advance :L I'm gonna be dead sunday 'cos Kate sez I have to do an all nighter saturday night too :L Yeah Grant text me saying "Hey hows you" then I said "Good thanks you?" then the rude likkle f@*ker didn't text back!!!! He maybe knows you have no credit....

Woop! I really do wanna see it I love the imbetweeners even though I haven't seen all of the episodes but still, love them! :D Niels (If that's how you spell it) is my favourite 'cos hes a bit of a nerd ;) :L

You're a strange girl :L:L:L Yeah we can't go on the first day, I can't be doing with all the fuss ;)

Nah Ben get's off at an earlier stop than Zoe, before you ask she told me when I told her to give him a high five from me :L:L:L I've know Gregs name for years but never actually know who he was :L I do now though and he's so cute, a little bit of nerdiness their :L Sorry about then spelling, I love NathAN :L:L:L

I'm such a baby when it comes to games I actually have a full on bitch fit ;) :L:L:L I laugh sometimes though...

Neil Cooper sorry :L:L:L

Aww thanks babe! :') We'll go togeter! :L It was my Ben :D I'm gonna call my Ben Ben and youre Ben- Cooper to stopconfusion :L But yeah it was because he was taking everybodys rubbish to the bin and annoying me so I was singing "Bin man Ben, Binman Ben, Bin man Ben and his little ginger dog!" I made up a verse as well :L My mum was wetting herself :L:L:L

They are!! Wait Jack Barakat yeah??

Oh god, don't kill me!!! ;)

I'd carry icing around with me and eat it in blocks!! I am seriously going to buy a giant choclate bar from Cadbury world it'll last me like two months :L:L:L

You don't even know what the Owl film is! :L:L:L Her granny gave it to her apparently :L I awalys used to find it creepy but now I think it's kinnda cute :D It's not as weird as all the animals in Mrs. Van Dijk's room, have you seen 'em?? My mummys one to just speak her mind :L She's not shy, that's why people love her! She's my role-model! :')

Yup that is exactally what we're doing!! :D

Hahahahahahahahahaha bless! I can't blame you 'd cry too, no joke. Normally it pisses me off when people start a conversation and then just don't text back but if it were Rob I'd have a serious break down! I think you should that can be our project thing for Citizenship!!! :D

Ninja goodbye!
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She's gone out but I'll tell her later :L Just talk to Ben about knickers and thongs like you said before :L:L

Yeah I don't know who couldn't love Nathen he's such a sociable kid :L Not everybody loves Ben though -.- I'm doin an all nighter tonight and then textin Ben at like one in the morning and if he doesn't text back I'm gonna text him like every five minutes saying "GET THE FUCK UP!!" :L That'lll teach him not to wake me up then go to sleep! :L:L:L! Speaking of texts Grant text me!!! :L:L:L

Oh I remember that, when they went to the caravan?? I love Jays Dad he's amazing :L

Yeah I wouldn't want you shoulders to get lonely :L When does the movie come out anyways??

William lives in Rawcliffe and Pollinton and Ben gets on the yellow bus so whereever that goes, we can ask Zoe for that :L But I'm not sure about Greg I haven't know him as long :L Nathen said Olly Murs is like a drug to you and that somehow the wallpaper didn't surprise him :L:L:L

Jodie can be a ledgend whens she's not killing me on super Mario bros wii, it sounds childish but it really annoys me :L:L

Hehehehehehehehehehe You could have the sex talk from Nei too that would be hilarious, you could hang up half way through :L:L

Ha! It's 'cos I'm so drop dead beautiful :L Ben said today you're going to Hell and I said "Hell is hot for hot people just like me!!" It's reasonable to say he was pissed off :L

Oh k in that case Alex is Band tidy!!! XD

Mr. Poppers Penguins does not look good and I am not wasting my money on it! :L But if my mum pays I'll go ;) :L:L:L

Yellow icing!!! :D I love icing, not chocolate, that's not as nice. Speaking of choclate I might go have some of Jodies cake I haven't had any yet....

Gnomeo and Juliet was amazing! I've been dying to see it forever!!

My mum normally does have a good taste in films but honestly it looked terrible XD My mum wanted the computer for shopping but I don't put it past her to have googled owls after, she does have a stuffed one in her room XD

It's settled, birds and bees talk while playing slap the fish :D We'll have to do it after he gets back from his holiday XD

Yeah he will and then he'll ignore you!! ;) Oh my god, you can't go on strike and not stack chairs now ;cos he's left school now!! :O :L

Yeah that's true, if only Alex had stripped ;) I'm a perv... ;)

Owl goodbye!! :L
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Yeah Jodie says Thankyou by the way :D I'll probably come out later, I now hate Ben -.- So I might no come out Saturday ;) hahahahahahahahahaha :L

I love Nathen too :L About the William thing? I told him I wouldn't tell him and then he said 'Tell me!' so I told him and then we were talking about something else and then he said that he had to go :( :L

Wellies? Really? I'll go see the imbetweeners movie but I'm and NOT sitting near Ben just to show him how annoyed I am -.- :L:L:L

But William never texts back -.- :'( We are gonna have to unt 'em down, STALKER MODE! :L:L:L:L I told Nathen about you're phone wallpaper :L:L:L

Yeah she is I love Kate :D I was telling Grace about the Stacey thing, I tell her everything, and then Jodie walked in and said she thought it was nasty! I do love Jodie at times :D

No you will not chicken out of it, we are going on it!! :D Hahahahahaha you'll get a phone call from his Dad and he'll be like "Hi is Ben's girlfriend their I need to have a word with her about the birds and the bees" ;) :L:L:L:L:L

Yay! I can't wait :L I'd laugh sooooo much :L:L:L

You were never married to him! OK maybe you were but I was the love of his life ;)

Bang tidy??

No not okay :L:L My mums not really one for conversation but she thinks the film looks OK :L

Jodies got a chocolate cake, nom! :D I really really really want a spongebob one though! I'm picky when it comes to birthday cake!! ;) Grace is cute she looks like one of the gnomes from Gnomeo and Juliet, which is a great ilm btw :D

Ok the owl film didn't look that good, my mum thought it looked awesome though she just said "Yes my mum thought it would be fantastic" She's strange :L:L She likes owls apparently "Their cute, now come on get off the fucking computer." Even though the last part isn't releavant :L:L:L

I'm gonna have to start talking to him! When you're Dads giving us the sex talk we can play slap the fish!! :L:L:L

Erm I'm not sure I didn't ask :L:L:L

Yeah I do love you :L:L:L You should text him saying, "Hey we're all going swimming, wanna come with?? By the way you HAVE to text back!!!!" :L:L:L

Oh right OK I get it :L:L:L At least he listens to them :D

I think she though I was watching porn or something :L:L:L I do love All Time Low though :L

English bye! ;)
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I think I'll be out tomorrow but I'm not sure 'cos it's Jodies borthday :/ I'll be out saturday though I think I'lll give you you're present then....:D

No I had a proper conversation with him, I was just talking to him now as well until he went offline -.- He know my borthday as well...I'm scared :L:L:L I also ended up telling him about the time I chased William around school :L

Yeah that's what he told me :L Wtf? I never agreed to go see ANY movie with him.... :O

I have no way to talk to them :'(:'(:'( I would invite them to my birthday swimming pooly thing but yeah I don't have a way to talk to them...oh no wait I have William's number!! :D Nathen said you talk about me and that you taold him about the stalker thing that's how we got onto the william thing :L:L

You think too much:L No I'll just ignore Stacey like she's not there, I am proper pissed at that >:( :L I like that little face thing :L Yeah I do love Kate she's so nicey nicey nice :D

I normally chicken out of rides but I went on an unside downy one in Germany and now I'm not scared no more!! :D HAHAHA! Ben invited you to his house!! :L He probably told his parents your his girlfriend!!! :L But I can't imagine you killing somebody, puching maybe but not killing :L

I'd love to hear you're Dad's version of the sex talk, I'd be wetting myself the whole way through, especially if he was being proper serious :L

Hey both you and Jodie slept with MJ too!!!!!!!!! But yeah I can see Ben being a man whore just like Pete Deye :L:L:L

Alex is just fit!!! :L

Yeah something borrowed looks great! :D But a man dancing with penguin? Seriously? Oh my mum bought Rango today!! Sh'es a big kid at heart! :L:L

William is just amazing, I actually love him to pieces :L:L I WANT A SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS CAKE!!!!!!! I LOVE SPONGEBOB!! Me and Grace just end up either laughing or having my mummy shouting at us :L:L I love Grace :L:L:L

I do love my mummy! She was gonna buy an owl film today and she really wanted it and I was like crying I was laughing so much :L She cut up my Jacket patato for me today because I couldn't do it and I went through like three knives! :L:L:L I love her XD

He was nearly crying? A bless him :') I think I should meet him!! We should deffo play slap the fish with him!! :D

Yeha ok :L It's weird though I had to go off the computer earlier 'cos of my brother and I was talking to Nathen a bit ago and he had to go 'cos his brother wanted the computer :L:L

If you did invite James, Greg, Benjamin and William I would love you forever!! I wanna go swimming for my birthday with Jodie and then you said your coming so I'll have to invite Kate and hopefully not too many other people :L:L:L You can ivite my high five buddies for me!! ;) I think the shoppings gonna be amazing!!! :D

Mainstream stuff??
Yeah that's my favourite bit; "So what do we sell them next? We sell them SEX!"- That's the bit my mum saw and then all the girls dancing around them -.- :L

Dainland bye!
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Haha! Well he hasn't said anything, I'm gonna cry ;) :L Oh no wait he jsut said 'Naomi told me to talk to you' :L:L:L

Please don't be depressed I love you!! And you know you love me too ;) :L He's depressed 'cos his dog got put down :O

Oh god what do you say about me?? Yeah that is true but they all love me and I MISS THEM SO MUCH!!!!!! :'( :L And Stphen said he doesn't know if he still has his binoculars, damn it! ;) :L

You've thought about this. Maybe I'll just satrt a whole group conversation and when Stacey tries to say something talk over her ;) :L Like she's not there :O What a swizz!!!! Yeah Kate will probably :D I do love her!!

I WANNA GO ON ALL THE RIDES!!!!!! :D I'm glad you're not gonna kill me in my sleep...one second you don't know where Ben lives but you know where I do, god damn it ;)

You've actually had the sex talk?! LOSER! :L:L:L:L My mummy said she's not going to give me the sex talk unless I want it, which I don't so I'm all good unless my Dad feels the need to do it but I doubt he'll show up just for that ;) :L:L

Yeah I can't be a whore on film AND in real life :O ;) Ben might be a man whore he did like you while he had a girlfriend.....DIABOLICAL!

It doesn't matter on the film there all just SEXY! Not as sexy as my Alex Gaskarth though ;)

Yeah it's about a girl who likes a guy but then he gets married to her best friend and then she sleeps with him a day before their wedding! (I think :L) I like Jim Carrey but I really do think it looks shit :/ Sorry :L

I love nerds there the best type of people!! That's why I love William so muc, dont you think he seems like a bit of a nerd? Bless him :'D Grace says some really weird things too when we argue and ends up just giving me the finger and telling me not to talk to her :L:L:L

Everyone loves my mummy, why I'm not sure but there you go :L

Yeah from what I heard (from you) she wasn't very nice to him, bless him! He does seem like a proper nice kidda though :D Next time I'm at your house we should ask him if he wants to play!! :L

Yeah OK one second my brothers having a rant because I'm on the computer talking to you and Nathen :/ He annoys me sometimes! :L

So not a lot of people are coming :L Oh well I'm sure it'll be hailarious none the less, you should invite JAMES ROBBERTS!! and our high five buddies! ;) :L:L:L:L

Yup that's the one I love them!!! I was talking to Nathen about them, for about five seconds :L
"How do you INSURE success?"
"Put your heart into it, give it all you got."
"No1 You steal somebody else's idea."

My mum saw me watching the video with the rock star bit and she gave me a propper funny look! :L:L:L

Erm italien bye..?
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Yeah maybe he's like a vampire?! :O He's gonna eat youuuu! ;) By the way you can't turn him down this week 'cos he's been depressed :O He said it wasn't 'cos I started talking to him but I think it is :L:L I you choose Ben over me I'll kill myslef, no joke.

I'll probably find it confusing but it sounds fun! :D Yeah but I don't know him and he probably doesn't even know my name!! :L Yeah I'm a stalker but I'll have you know Greg, Willian and Benjamin are my high five buddies, I only ran out of the form and started chasing William ONCE, OK twice :L This is gonna sound weird but I think my brother has binoculars, I'll borrow them ;) :L

No I coming to the fucking meal thing :L I just won't talk to her, I'll blank her :L I'm gonna ask Kate when she invited her and see if she thinks it's a bit tight too :D FLAMINGO LAND IS AWESOME!! I WANNA GO ON ALL THE BIG RIDES! I'm such a little kid at heart!! :L I was scared asking you to prom Ben ust have been shitting himself asking you out ;) :L:L:L

Yeah do that! I mean lets all be honest he loves me :L Only because I guessed seven for how many content things were in a certain place on the chaser and got it right when he didn't :L:L:L I thought the 'Birds and the Bees' conversation would have been fucking halarious! It's a shame he didn't actually go through with it :L:L:L

Oh right so swizz is a bad thing, got it :D I was Lindsey at first, I didn't enjoy that I felt like a whore :L Ben saying he didn't sleep with her was such a HUGH lie though! Tell him that's why you can't go out with him :L He looking hilarious with long hair I was pissing myself! :L:L

What you gonna tell him?? Kelly gets Rob?!? NO THAT'S NASTY!! :L Who was Jason (Nathens brother) then 'cos he was one of em, no he was Tom wasn't he 'cos he went out with Emily! :L

I want galsses for Harry Potter!! I agree with the films and maybe something Borrowed 'cos that's suppose to be good :D I don't really wanna go see the penguin thing though Jodie wants to go see it though so you can take her and pretend she's me, Ill dye her hair and everything ;) :L

Ben Back is just PHWARRRR!! That's why we're both married to him! :L Yeah I see what you mean about Nathen he'd just punch 'em and walk awway! :L I argue a lot too but then again so do you :L I mainly argue with Grace 'cos she can't argue back :') Bless I do love her :L

HA! My mum doesn't even know that I have homework! :L:L:L I love my mummy :')

Aww Danny sounds really sweet :) Do you not play slap the fish (or what ever it is) with him anymore?? :L He looks better in person than he does pictures bless him but I really cannot understand why he would go bald, I mean WHY?!

Yeah you're a bitch but that's why I love you! :L I actually don't mind Elizabeth I was proper good friends with her in primary at least she tries to include me in things- apart from her leaving du thingy -.- I still need to ask if I can go on monday, I'll ask in a minute 'cos my mum's back now :D It should be fine :D By the way who else is goin shoppin??

Oh and guess what song I've been listening to none stop for the last half an hour??
I'll give you a clue; "What do we sell them next? We sell them SEX."

Erm...bye..?
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Yeah I said 'She better not pick you over me' to Ben and he said 'You can ask Somebody else' that's when the Ian thing came in -.- We've been planning this for ages he can not just take you away from me!! :'( :L I'll tell him later, he never taext people during the day only in the morning and on a night, weird :L

Yay three way conversation!! :D Yeah my thing says he's online but I don't think I'm gonna talk to him, not knowing him and all :L He probably thinks I'm some form of stalker :L:L:L Oh well, he'd be right in that assumption ;) :L

We should! ;) But the thing is she invited EVERYONE she probably asked Scarlett as well I mean wtf?! She could have at least asked somebody to ask if I was going if she wasn't going to -.- Tight arse. FLAMINGO LAND!! According to Ben it's been three weeks since flamingo land because that's when he asked you out :L He's counting :') I told him you need another three weeks at minimum :L:L Would you're Dad actually take us though I thought he was ill...

What did they call swizz in the film? I can't even remember :L The film is proof that he's lying! :L He does look alot like him in the pictures where he had long hair! :L:L

You spend you're time wondering how to reject him? Do what you did in the film and tell him you're lesbian ;) Then Dave will get jealous :L Wait who did we saw Dave the Laugh was..?

We'll have to go see it! Along with Harry Potter and possibly smurfs :L

Ben Back really sweet really, that's why I'm married to him :L He's just so cute ;) I don't think fighting impresses any girls really....none that I know anyway. We all find them slightly pathetic :L:L Is Nathen one of those types that try to 'Kepp the Peacce'? Bless him, I love him ;)

Oh that's actually a good idea I probably have some homework somewhere but I really can't be bothered with it....I might try and hunt it out later, maybe.

NO HE WOULDN'T BE CAVEMAN IF HE SHAVED HIS HAIR OFF! It would be like Danny Watlin ALL over again!! :'( :L He'd have hair like your Dad ie None :L I do love you're Dad though he's nice :D Especially if he takes us to Flamingo land!! :D

Gutten Nachmittag! (I don't think that's right though, oh well :L)
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THANKYOU!! I'M OFFICALLY EXCITED FOR PROM NEXT YEAR!!! :D
I told Ben I was gonna ask you and he told me to ask somebody else, when I asked who he said Ian -.- Dick.

You'll just have to tell him aload of nice shit about me or I start talking to him on MSN either one sounds good, we can ask him what it's like being a fifty year old pimp ;)
Yeah you're one of the nicest people I know unlike Stacey I'm still pissed at inviting everybody but me to that mealy thing -.- But yeah I thought swizz was a good thing? Ben said he didn't sleep with Kelly but we ALL know he's lying :L
If Ben doesn't know what love is though he might think he loves you...? God knows :L
I've only watched one of the paranormal activity films and I was only scared at the end when Jodie screamed right into my ear -.- That was fun :L
Let's be honest though Ben would never even get near Nathen the only person he fights with is Ben Back and that's only because he knows Ben won't seriously hurt him, I think he was doing all that fighting to impress you ;)
Oh yeah he asked me that too but I started talking about prom :L But yeah I'll see if I can come out later 'cos my mums working until like dinner so I'll come out at about one if I can...?

Much love!
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By the way I have a very important question; Will you go to prom with me? ;) :L x

The facebook thing does seems really fair ;)
I love Nathen loads...I really need to meet him :D
You die a little iside when Ben talks to you, that's lovely :L I think he will be heartbroken though XD He loves you remember XD
He was texting me last night and said he was reading a paramormal activity book and he said he found it scary XD :L And he thinks he's proper hard core...x

Yeah actually the fb thing seems fair :L
Who doesn't love Nathen? XD (Coming from a girl who has never spoken to him in her life.)
I'll text Ben now and ask if he's coming down later :D I'm not sure if I wanna be best buds with him.........he's all yours! :D I think I'd die if he asked me out and Ian would cry ;) x

You're goin to turn him down on fb?! Whoa you're nice ;) Great personality as Ben would sy ;)
You totally lve Nathen, bet you secretly think he's a great tool :L
Oh and speaking of Ben I was speaking to him like all last night :L Best buds for life!!!!
I'll come out a bit later 'cos my mum's just gone out and ditched me at home to 'babysit' again :/ Graces sez their gonna be five hours but I really hope their not :L
We'll have to get Ben out later, it won't be fun otherwise! XD If only Nathen lived a little closer, we could get both of them :L x

If we're talking about Ben I said I'm not sure what to get you for your birthday and he said me neither so I asked if he had a clue what to get you and I said it all depends on how much you're willing to spend and he said I'm willing to spend enough on the one I love so I put 'Love...?' and he said it feels like love :L
How you gonna turn him down? x

Aww I was gonna ask if I could go train spotting with him ;) It's a pretty goood deal if he gets free train rides, I might work for them :D
Ben Cooper was texting me earlier ;) x

Does he go train spotting?
Money seems like the best idea :L x

A bus lunatic that's a new one :L I might just get you money........x

I swear to god you told me your Grandad was a lunatic :S :L I still don't know what to get you for your birthday......-.- x

Yeah that should be alright :D Did your mum finally tell you what shes getting you for your birthday??
You better not get the wrong bus or I shall have to happily bet you to death ;) :L x

Ha true :L O2 are brilliant though they fixed my internet today when it fucked up :L x

It's alright :L I feel so sorry for you I'd die without all my texts, but then again you do abuse them ;) x