No, I don't want to "Play discreetly now, my Lord"! I have the solution~

A lot of you probably have the solution anyway, but I'm gonna put it out there.As most of you can see, on the top banner and along the side, there are a gazillion of ads like... "Play discreetly now!""Save me, my lord""Play now, my Lord!"What. The. HellAnd, Emo Chat city? C'mon ><I was talking to a friend yesterday, skype share-screening. And he gave me the link to an AWESOME Firefox Add-on....
September 28th, 2009 at 01:20am

I made my friend watch porn! xD

Actually, no. I wasn't the one who gave her the guy-on-guy hentai. That was someone else.She's ridiculously innocent! Someone has to drag her into the real world. The world of sex!! :DReally, I wasn't the one who gave her the guy-on-guy hentai. Yaoi.. WhateverStill...She came into school today screaming: TASH GAVE ME YAOI. AND IT WAS EXPLICIT. HELP! Then told me how it was. With the blurred bits...
September 25th, 2009 at 03:55am

My hairbrush as a dildo. Doesn't work anymore! [PG-15]

The title says all. I have a hairbrush, and I'm using it as a Dildo. (the handle bit)Thing is, it's one of those hairbrushes with a flat base, meaning there is circle which is a corner...what am I talking about?It's something like this vvvvKind of.The base bitWell. It hurts to use that now, and I keep bleeding (it's not the hymen).My question is:What can I use as a dildo instead?Okay.. I know the...
September 4th, 2009 at 03:54pm

Exclusive banners made by Apprentice of Graphics Designer, anyone? :D

The title says it all ^^My name's Rachel/Kkytha/Amy, and I'm Apprentice to a Graphics Designer by the name of Anthony Clair (you probably won't know him though x3), who told me to apply the skills to everyday oppotunities.I took that as 'help your fellow Mibbians obtain awesome-looking banners for their equally awesome stories.'So this is what it's all really about x3. Since I'm looking for...
August 17th, 2009 at 02:04pm

Baby Lemon Faces <3

I was procrastinating last night, having a bit of a argie bargie with my fiance, so I decided to photoshop something. Something worthwhile... :SSo.. I remembered one I did a month ago. Taking Baby pictures,Getting rid of their noses, and...Put their faces on LEMONS~So... here it is <3This one was the one from a month ago :PHehe~ What'd you think?Which one is your favorite??OH yeah, and...Do you...
August 12th, 2009 at 04:06am

Promise Ring and Presents~

Just a filler journal to get the emo-land out of the way...Yayy~So me and Alex decided (yesterday) to just muck around in Hornsby before my stupid tution today~Apparently a 30-year-old indian guy with stubble tried to chat Alex up. WHO'S GETTING THE OLDER MEN NOW EHH~? Then she saw poor Hikaru (Candy) at McDonalds. She should have so-oh leapt over the counter screaming HIIIKAAARUUU~!!! But she...
July 4th, 2009 at 08:39am

Returning to Emo-land

People who know me... you guys know that I'm not normally like this, so this isn't an attention seeking journal entry. I just need to let it out...That's right. I've returned to emo-land. For a short period of time, this afternoon. At around 1:25pm.So me and my fiance were having another one of our argy bargies when it went a little offhand. He was leaving on holiday in around 10 minutes, and i...
July 3rd, 2009 at 09:42am

Imagine if your daughter gave you this...

Dear Mom,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with him and he is so nice even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and Scott said that we will be very happy.He already owns a trailer in...
July 2nd, 2009 at 11:30am

No, mom, I'm not gay...

YeahMom thinks I'm gay/les...!Thanks mummie ><Just cuz me and Alex are awesome female friends....screw datContestcontestcontest!!One Number, One Line, One ShotYou choose a number, we give you a quoteYou write a one-shot~The prizes are great, especially the first prize.Personally, I take pride in my graphics (especially the banner made for The Bird Whisperer ), and i take pride in Alex's...
June 26th, 2009 at 02:54pm