Characters
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Benj Morgan
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 17
- Orientation:
- Straight
Our confused hero. He thinks he's in love with Heather, when actually... Benj is sarcastic, funny, confused, horny, and romantic. He's also looking for friends, and his story is directed at the reader as though you are his new friend.
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Enid Phelps
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 17
- Orientation:
- Straight
The poet. The realist. The smarty-pants. Enid is Benj's best friend and begrudgingly puts up with Benj's obsessive love for Heather. Enid is very short and pale. She is also very klutzy.
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Heather Amestead
- Gender:
- Female
- Age:
- 17
- Orientation:
- Straight
The object of Benj's affections. Heather is the popular goddess, beautiful and graceful. Benj attributes many wonderful qualities to Heather, but does she actually possess them all?
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Joseph Hamholfer
- Gender:
- Male
- Age:
- 17
- Orientation:
- Straight
Aka, Joe Hamface. Heather's boyfriend. Joe is popular and handsome and really pisses Benj off when he shows an interest in geeky Enid.