Characters
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Pete
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Pete is the King of Hearts, now married to Patrick. He is the ruler of this twisted wonderland. His past is a mystery, but he's been insane and living in the castle for as long as he can remember.
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Hayley
- Gender:
- Female
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
No one really knows much about Hayley and her girlfriend Cassadee. They're usually making out, sharing cute romantic moments, laughing at inside jokes, and surrounded by mysterious mist that comes out of nowhere.
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Brendon
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Brendon is an odd one. He has an extreme love for tea, and never removes his signature top hat, or his white gloves. He's another person who speaks nonsense, but it makes sense to him. His boyfriend is William.
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William
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Bisexual
William is forgetful and never on time. He constantly gets in trouble for being late, but it's never his fault. Fate just seems to hate him. His boyfriend is Brendon.
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Frank
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Frank is attached at the hip to Gerard. They speak nonsense together towards anyone around, and never leave each other's sides. They also seem to have an obsession with being attached at the lips.
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Gerard
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Gerard is attached at the hip to Frank. They speak nonsense together towards anyone around, and never leave each other's sides. They also seem to have an obsession with being attached at the lips.
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Gabe
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Bisexual
Gabe is an insanely weird man who changes into a cat sometimes. He often follows Ryan around, making odd statements that seemingly make no sense. He has a tendency to disappear randomly, leaving behind a purple sweatshirt...
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Ryan
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Bisexual
Ryan is from the sane world, working as a prostitute in a shady club when he was knocked out by a customer. He ended up in wonderland, and is now trying to understand this new world while staying sane.
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Patrick
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Patrick is the Ace of Hearts. He's married to Pete, and is the 'Queen' (haha) of wonderland. He was turned insane by Pete when he originally arrived at the castle.
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Cassadee
- Gender:
- Female
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
No one really knows much about Cassadee and her girlfriend Hayley. They're usually making out, sharing cute romantic moments, laughing at inside jokes, and surrounded by mysterious mist that comes out of nowhere.