Characters
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Alisha Mask nee MacIntosh
- Gender:
- Female
- Orientation:
- Straight
Alisha usually likes to stay out of the fights and only wants to be there for her son. She went to therapy hoping to resolve the issues between her son Kevin and her husband Robin who she thinks is an idiot(but then again who doesn't?). Howver when Alisha snaps, watch out because you don't know what might happen.
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Mars
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Straight
What can I say? He's an asshole.
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Wally
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Bisexual
Wally the Walrus is seen by many as a cuddly, adorable animal but did you know he was a witch? Though he powers seem to be lacking he makes up for it in weight and fish gobbling.
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Ramenman
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Straight
With a mustache to end all mustache's Ramenman is not to be messed with. Although not up to date with all that's wonderful and good in the worl(such as the Chronicles of Narnia) he can easily best you in any battle and love just to make mischef.
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Meat 'Sparkle'
- Gender:
- Male
Poor Meat; always the one pushed around. Basically he's Robin's pet and toy to kick around and do whatever he wants with him. when Meat tries growing a backbone he's always met with the alturnative which is the dreaded 'Closet' which keeps him in his place.
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Checkmate
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Checkmate is an old fashioned playboy who's good looks get him into anones pants; but with Terry it's really not that hard. With charm and grace he goes through life feeling no pain and "having fun" with anyone he wants. And when he wants you, he'll have you.
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Buffaloman 'Chicken Wings'
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Straight
With a tendancy to be an anger managment case with a pole up his butt, Buffaloman is hard to get along with. Though acting more mature than the others he loves making people suffer and when something makes him angry...wel let's just say you won't like him when he's angry.
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Bibimba
- Gender:
- Female
- Orientation:
- Straight
Losing all her beauty to age the only man left for her was the idiot King Muscle. Nowadays she looks more like a crack addict and acts like it too.
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King Muscle 'Suguru'
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Straight
Like father, like son King Muscle is filled to the brim with idiocy. A constant annoyance when he's around, he's best left in the backround.
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Kid Muscle
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Bisexual
The son of King Muscle, Kid is is a combination of utter stupidity and a never ending blackhole of stomach; sort of like Goku but more annoying. With a pention for making T-shirts that no one wants and eating enough food to feed a third world country for a year he is a piece of work that everyone would rather just punch in the face.