Characters
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Jaeger
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Jaeger is Brocken Jr.'s son though is not a Nazi; he's just stupid. With the mind of a 12 year old boy Jaeger will easily annoy anyone with his constant laughing and anything that sounds remotely perverted.
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Brocken Jr.
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Straight
Let's just get this out of the way; Brocken is a Nazi. Okay now that thats over with Brocken is also a massive crybaby who will faint and cry over anything; plus he has a hard to understand accent. Especially don't mention his dead father Brockenman. He is also Jaeger's father who abandoned him with his aunt and uncle without looking back.
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Natsuko 'Nati'
- Gender:
- Female
- Orientation:
- Straight
The most normal off all the Ultimate Muscle characters has to be Natsuko. Nati isn't easily angered or annoyed though if something she doesn't like happens she's quick to abandon it; even her own son whom she adores to the point of psychoticness.
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Terryman
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Straight
Terryman is Terry the Kid's disappointed, hard edged father. He is very easily enraged, mostly due to the fact that he has terrible luck and most things go wrong for him. A born and bred cowboy; Terryman doesn't deal well with sappiness and maybe that's part of the problem.
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Terry the Kid 'Slutty McButtsex'
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Terry is home-grown country boy with a love for...well basically everyone. He's slept with everything and everyone and is always apologizing about it to his live-in boyfriend Kevin; atleast when he remembers what happened. Very easily defeated and considered just aweful by most, including his parents, Terry is living a hard life.
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Robin Mask
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Bisexual
Robin here is an idiot. Ever since his son was born he's been drunk and has barely ever been sober. He named his son after an imaginary doctor he met at a fair when Kevin was six; before he just called him 'useless'. Robin has been known to get into trouble especially when left alone and without supervision.
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Kevin Mask 'Kitty' 'Billy' 'Bilvinty'
- Gender:
- Male
- Orientation:
- Homosexual
Kevin has gone to therapy becuase he feels like he was never loved as a child and his father never paid him any attention; which is basically true; hell he's the only Mask not to be named Robin. He's a loner who lives with his on-again-off-again boyfriend Terry in an apartment which his mother pays for. Kevin tries his best to get people to like him, but it just never seems to work.
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Doctor
- Gender:
- Male
He should be called Doctor Dumbass considering he seems to not do his job very well nt much is known about him except that his ultimate goal is make the Ultimate Muscle crew happy.