WHAT IS THIS ALICE. WHAT IS ALL OF THIS JESUS H CHRIST OMG I'M RELIGIOUS. YOU MAKE ME RELIGIOUS.
“Long time, no see,” D’Arcy drawls as she falls into step with me. It's like you and me ARE YOU TRYING TO PARALLEL RL? 'CAUSE IT'S WORKING. SO HARD.
I sometimes wonder what I’d look like as a girl. Well actually, I wonder about how many dudes would be interested. There’s a reason I don’t talk about these things.
I can dig cross-dresser Matt I can dig it hard (I SMELL A CODA)
Patrick’s wearing a brightly coloured band t-shirt and a pair of dark blue jeans, skate-shoes on his feet. His hair’s an absolute mess and without a trace of sparkly, offensive hair-clips. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PATRICK ALICE ASDFGHJKL GIVE HIM BACK THIS IS NOT RIGHT OKAY. BRANDON IS TRYING TO CHANGE YOU PATRICK. I SENSE A CONTROLLING BF.
Then it clicks. Patrick’s bitchy-gay drawl is gone.
I’m talking about the weather. I have reached a new low. Oh BB
He’s right. It’s pretty surreal; he’s actually leaving. I feel the regret build up in my throat. I still had AU hopes of Dan/Matt adopting babies
BUT KYLE OMFG PERFECT MOMENT CAN YOU IMAGINE. Jesus.
Hell, he’s not even indifferent like he is in French. It’s the ‘oh my god, I have so much to explain to you and I’m so sorry’ look. FAILY BOYFS OMG SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS I CAN'T ACTUALLY EVEN.
“Oh my god, is Daniel here? Because like, this is the third door I’ve tried and dudes, you just don’t even want to know what was going on in two of them. HI KYLE HI. CODA FOR YOU Y/Y?
“For a self-loathing gay guy, you really got experimental,” I remind him and he sighs.
He sure diiid. I DESERVE MORE SECKS ALICE.
I scroll through the messages in the open drafts folder. Message after message of apologies and the occasional fuck-you rant or ridiculously cheesy pick-up line all pass underneath my fingertips. Oh honey MY POOR COREY AND HIS FEELS AND THE LOVE. THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT MOMENT I CAN'T.
“So you’ll be my…boyfriend or whatever?” I can't believe it This is the moment I've been waiting for and now... it's over. I AM SO CONFLICTED.
THAT ENDING WAS SO PERFECT AND MY LIFE. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE BECAUSE MATT AND COREY (we should come up with a pairing name. Like Brangelina.)
Oh goodness! Finally I am so glad they talked and now they are together!!! I am beyond happy now! I hope everything goes well with his talk with his dad. And I hope your computer starts workinh better. c:
AMAZING:D I absolutely adore them all^.^ and Patrick, like...woah....I'm guessing he was gaying himself out so he could catch Brandon's attention. But legit! I was like huh? lol:D and what's his dad gonna say!? o.O
Yay! They finally got together! The are so cute! I am so happy! I cant wait for your next update because their conversation with Corey's dad is definitely going to be interesting.
Well actually, I wonder about how many dudes would be interested. There’s a reason I don’t talk about these things. I wonder this all the time. If I was a boy the bitches'd be crawling.
PATRICK AND BRANDON IS YES SO MUCH YES I COULD CRY PATRICK LOOKING NORMAL IS SO MIND BLOWING I'M GONNA CRY
HIS BITCHY GAY DRAWL WAS A FARCE. OF COURSE IT WAS. PATRICK YOU SLUT.
Good running weather. MATT YOU GETTING SECKSY FOR COREY? YES? Please?
‘oh my god, I have so much to explain to you and I’m so sorry’
COREY. THAT STUPID ADORABLE BITCH. I LOVE HIM. GIMME.
Message after message of apologies and the occasional fuck-you rant or ridiculously cheesy pick-up line all pass underneath my fingertips
COREY. THAT... PERFECT COREY. CRYING. SOBBING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
“So you’ll be my…boyfriend or whatever?”
THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY. OKAY. IT WAS THE ONLY WAY AND YOU DID IT AND I LOVE YOU AND YOUR EXISTENCE.
FAKE COREY SECKS IS HILARIOUS AND PERFECT.
“Hi, Dad, it’s me.”
Corey taking care of business. That responsible beautiful man.
MORE. WHEN YOU CAN NINJA SNEAK YOUR WAY ON TO THE INTERNET K BB?
I've been subscribed to this story since the beginning but I've just now been able to fully read it, and I'm obsessed with it. Like full out in love with the characters, story line, and I need to read the next chapter. I really hope you update this soon! (:
TEAM KYLE, MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAS. That bacon, I totally thought he was going to put it in the cake at first. Too much Epic Meal Time for me. Bonding time with Daniel and Matt was trés lovely. Now I'm going to get cake, and it's all your fault.