What Writer in Their "Right" Mind ... - Comments

haha i love you for doing this. EVERY DAY I click on a story that's all "hofukk gee way fuck me HARDER" by some random chick that popped out of no where. Story cliches bug me more than anything. They remind me of when I was in kindergarden writing about my pet fish named goldy. So un-original.

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I didn't even know people put pictures in there stories like that. I mean I have made layouts with pictures of Gerard and stuff, but telling the story with them that's just lame.

wowow
i put pictures, but I do the links things, because i hate seeing all those pictures
they get in my way
they annoy me and then i make sure the world knows

Spoofs aren't really my thing, although i find this disturbingly accurate.
I think I should mention, I just saw a story with a chapter in the middle made out of photos only. ><

This is really good. It shows me what I've done wrong with past stories so I can write better stories. Thank you Dru! *hugs*

omg....that was cool...
it really showed how hopeless some writers can be with their stories....
it opened my eyes!
:D

'Helena was scared, but Gerard promised to go slow. He put on the condom and then slowly slid his hard penis into her wet vagina. After a few minutes she told him to go faster and he did. She screamed and moaned when he bit her breasts and then came yelling his name. Then he came inside her.'

there is nothing worse than a short, badly written sex scene. Seriously. It literally makes me want to bite the writers head off...

-applauds-
You know you're a genius.
That's so much like people 'round here.

Oh God Dru that was perfect, the idea of the pictures was priceless. I didn't think you were going to update this but I'm glad you did (:

I quite liked the pictures in that one..

Although in general they can be irritating..

I always hated the picture thing >_< If I saw it in a story, I just didn't read. The only time a picture is okay is in the banner- and even then you have to describe the characters.

I really didn't think you were going to update! Lol. So I am pleased and surprised. Are you gonna address bad slash sex next? that would be good for those writers who reaslly can't write slash...

LMFAO.
Is there anything that you can't do? Seriously. You're like a god.

You're amazing. Honestly. I love your work.

Sadly I'm guilty of doing the second thing, at least a little.
Because I suck. XD

But I await more either way. (:

^
I am so going to write A Children's Guide to Slash.

hoorayness!!! there are indeed persons who can't stand those pictures of characters and shit either. [relief, thankfullness]
pictures? what are you, a kiddies' book writer?
badly written sex? what are you now? a porn producer?

[remember: kiddies' books and porn don't go well together. that's why there is such a thing as laws for protection of children and age limits. xDD]

Hah, I love this.
I do realize, that in the past I wrote somethings like this.
But, now I've come to realize the horrid-ness of my ways.

This made me giggle so much.

XD!!! I loved it. Very good update.

I bursted out laughing when it said "She crosses off the days on her Green Day calandar with her gel pens. They look like this:" XD And when you said her boyfriend's name was Gerard. I was thinking "What the hell? XD!!!!" Funny, funny stuff. :]]

Badly written fan slash and badly written stories piss me off.
Thank you for adressing this.
And the whole part about the pictures, that's somewhat halarious.
kudos to Dru.

Beelzebub.:

Have you seriously seen a fanfic where there are pictures almost randomly inserted into the story?

No.
I exaggerated slightly.
But I have seen fics with pictures of the characters and clothes.
It's stupid as fuck.
If you want to write, fucking write.
If you don't want to write, don't.
Please.
Please.
Please?

The last line had me in a giggle-fit that made my dog even look at me weird.
It was just so ridiculously absurd.

Have you seriously seen a fanfic where there are pictures almost randomly inserted into the story?

:tehe: I reread all the chapters today and I think I'm going to go mark a peanut can COCAINE, BITCH.

There's nothing more to say then it makes me laugh.