Rebyl Jayde

You probably assume all rock stars lives are easy and fun. They don't have to do much but play and get wasted. Well your wrong, except for getting wasted.
That's true. No, it isn't true, not all rock stars. I'm the kind that does get wasted. That's why I'm writing this stupid paper about myself, to get through boarding school. Yeah, thats right, its stupid and pointless! I just want to get back to entertaining my fans.
Okay that a load of shit! I don't care about the fans, I care about the drugs.
Is that what you want me to say in this stupid ass paper?! Is it?! WELL SCREW YOU!!!!!