Things Have Changed For Me...

“Sky! I'm being attacked by a owl eating koala bear!” he screamed into the phone.

“What the fuck are you on?” I replied as I put the phone on speaker.

“Now, now is that a way to talk to someone?” he said and I didn't even have to see him and I knew he was smirking.

“Oh, dear Mr. Urie, I'm so sorry. I promise to never speak out of line again.” I said with my best little British girl accent.

“Wow Sky,” he said to me. “That's all I can say at this moment.”

“You know you love me.”

“Why yes, why yes I do.”

“Brendon! I'm being attacked by a bear eating owl. Oh my fucking gosh, hes attacking me! Help me you asshole!” Teressa screamed into the phone, followed by a series of screams.

“Ahhh! I must help Teressa,” he screamed into the phone.

“What the fuck you loser. What are you on?” she said.

“Ok I'm not a looser and you are going out with me on Friday Sky, like it or not.” he said.

“Ok, I'm going out with you on Friday and I will like it.” I said.

“Awwwh!” Teressa screamed.

“Yeah and your coming too Teressa.” he said.

“No, then it wouldn't be a date.” she said.

“No, Ryan is coming too.” he said.

“Then it's just like last weekend!” she yelled.

“No, now we call it a double date!” he yelled back.

“Sweet!” she screamed.

“I know right!” he screamed back twice as loud.

“Guys chill.” I said.

“Ok.” they said in unison.

After some talking I hung up and took Teressa home.