Status: Completed
Take A Picture (It'll Last Longer)
Catt Morgan is on the verge of loosing her apartment.
Ben Dawes is on the verge of loosing his green card.
Catt doesn't want to loose her best photographer or her best friend.
Ben doesn't want to get shipped back to his hateful parents in England.
Catt just sees Ben as a friend.
Ben just can't see why Catt is always falling for losers.
Catt doesn't understand why everyone is dropping hints around her about Ben.
Ben doesn't understand much.
Watch the fireworks fly.
Ben Dawes is on the verge of loosing his green card.
Catt doesn't want to loose her best photographer or her best friend.
Ben doesn't want to get shipped back to his hateful parents in England.
Catt just sees Ben as a friend.
Ben just can't see why Catt is always falling for losers.
Catt doesn't understand why everyone is dropping hints around her about Ben.
Ben doesn't understand much.
Watch the fireworks fly.
- In A Pickle
- Help Me Catt-Bee-Wan Kenobi
- His favorite joke? Womens rights.
- I'm as giddy as a schoolboy
- Clueless
- Turn Around Bright Eyes
- Startling Revalation
- Nostlagic with a different feeling
- Eggy in a Basket
- Martyr Complex
- Tell that to your receding hairline
- Spoilsport
- Captain Heartbreak and Slutty McSidekick
- You've got the prettiest eyes
- Seven Minutes in Heaven
- It'll your head they'll guillotine
- We have the perfect marriage
- Fussbudget? What kind of a word is that?
- Was Agent Bond unavailable?
- A Grade-A manskank
- The Devil Herself
- Amy
- We aren't playing Clue
- STDs and the Seven Year Itch
- This demonic gleam in her eye
- The screw-ups have the most fun
- You better get to work, MacGyver
- Satan Incarnate
- Your real first name is Albert?
- What sort of torture do you have in mind?
- Try to avoid drunkenly confusing the Fergies
- Impressing Gran
- Now is not the time for alliteration
- A Ming Vase to the head
- Hideous plastic-looking hooker dress
- Shit
- Benjaminlina
- Millicent and Oscar
- You're going to confuse it
- You're the Mastadon for crying out loud!
- Epilogue: Graphic Details