I Love You, Is That So Wrong? Unfortunately, Yes

“You could say I picked you to come instead of Gerard coz you’re like one of the girls, since you’re always at the bottom.” Anna said teasingly.

“Tch, very funny Anna.” I said.

“Sorry… Mikey stop here.” Anna said as we stopped at another club whose name I can’t pronounce or translate either.

“We’re here already?” Nadine said as she, Abi and Mikee went down the bus when I had already parked.

“Yeah, we’re not going to the same club they went too, it’ll be too coincidental.” Anna said.

“Let’s just get in already, Mikey! Protect us from perverts!” Abi said. I sigh as we enter the club that was just as loud with music and chatting people as the one the guys and I went too, when the people in the club, particularly the guys, saw me entering with a bunch of girls close to me they started giving me looks and whistles. Man did they get a wrong impression…

“Lets sit here.” Anna said, leading us to a table near the bar area.

“You girls going to order anything?” I asked.

“I’ll—“Mikee said, about to state her order when a waitress suddenly went up to us with a tray of drinks for each of us. “Wow! People here must be psychic…” Mikee whispered to Anna.

“Stupid, she probably got the wrong table.” Anna whispered back, she then turned to the waitress. “Um… excuse me but we didn’t order any of these…” she said, the waitress will probably not understand her and just leave.

“Oh no, this is for you, the four gentlemen over there wanted me to give you drinks, they’re paying.” the waitress said in surprisingly fluent English. Okay so I was wrong. How come they get to a club with English-speaking waitresses and we don’t?

“What gentlemen?” Mikee asked, confused.

“They’re over there.” the waitress said and pointed to the direction where the anonymous drink payers were, only to find that it was the Fall Out Boy dudes. They waved at our direction, really shocking the girls.

“Oh God! What’s Fall Out Boy doing here?!” Anna said.

“In Italy?!” Nadine said.

“In a club?!” Mikee said.

“Waving at us?!” Abi said, everyone turned to me as if I had the answer.

“Do I look like the person to know?” I said.

“Well you’re in a band and they’re a band too…” Abi said.

“Of course you look like the person to know!” Anna finished for Abi.

“They’re probably here on vacation… or they could be touring here too… why don’t you ask them? They’re coming in our direction right now.” I said.

“Shit! I’m totally unprepared for this!” Nadine said.

“Oh come on, you’ve been hanging with MCR and Panic! through this whole tour, and you’re nervous about meeting Fall Out Boy?” I said.

“Yes.” the girls chorused, I shook my head sighing. Pete, as usual, was in the front with the other Fall Out Boy dudes behind him like some cronies or something. We’re both bassist, but why can’t I be like that?

Oh yeah…

…

Gerard.

“Hey Mikey, wow, didn’t know you were such a player.” Pete commented. Well, looks like all those people whistling at my direction did catch their attention after all.

“They’re not exactly… ‘mine’… they’re just relatives of the guys who wanted to go here and the chose me as some bodyguard.” I said.

“Told you.” Patrick muttered.

“Shut up.” Pete hissed.

“Um… you guys want to sit down…?” Abi asked shyly, oh no, déjà vu.

“Thanks.” Pete said as the dudes sat themselves down next to each girl, aaaahhhhh!! This is getting too familiar-ish! Next thing I know they’ll be making-out with the FOB dudes… o.O hope that doesn’t happen…

“We didn’t catch your names yet.” Patrick said.

“Right… um… I’m… Anna…”

“Abi.”

“Nadine.”

“Mikee.”

“Oh… okay… you girls aren’t very chatty now are you?” Pete said.

“Please forgive them; they’ve been through a real tough time lately.” I said.

“Are we allowed to ask what happened?” Patrick asked. Hmm… Joe and Andy don’t talk much now do they?

“*cough*boyfriend problems*cough*” I said, the girls rolled their eyes, *sigh* that technique never works.

“I don’t have a boyfriend, so for me it’s just a best friend problem.” Nadine said.

“Change subject.” Joe said, finally he talks, it’s like he sensed that we were all starting to give off uneasy vibes. Abi took a sip of her drink.

“Damn.” she cursed.

“Something wrong?” Pete asked.

“This is good…” she said, drinking more and practically finishing her first glass. The girls and I stared at her in awe as Pete ordered another one of those drinks and she drank another glass. “Try it Mimi… it’ll get your mind off Frankie…” Abi said, starting to get drunk.

“Uh… okay…?” Mikee said, unsure of what to do. She ended up liking it, then Nadine ended up liking it, then Anna, but she didn’t drink as heavily as her friends. The Fall Out Boy dudes seemed to be drinking their own drinks and ordering a lot of glasses, when they got tired always trying to call a waitress that they ordered bottles instead.

“Oh God… the same thing’s happening… Anna you better not get drunk…” I said.

“I won’t…” Anna said, taking only small sips once in a while. I could just sit there as the girls started getting as drunk as the guys were.

“Let’s dance Nadine…” Andy said, talking already, but drunk.

“Okaaaaay…” Nadine said as the two went off to the dance floor.

“You’re dancing with me…” Pete said, grabbing Abi as the two followed Andy and Nadine.

“Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee…” Abi said.

“You’re with me midget…” Joe said.

“Ah shut up you asshole of a tall person…” Mikee said as the two followed the two other pairs on the dance floor.

“Do you want to dance Anna?” Patrick asked, not as drunk as his bandmates but still drunk. Anna wasn’t as drunk as the other girls too but was also still a little drunk.

“Okay Pat…” she said, leaving with Patrick and leaving me alone. I continued drinking lightly as I watched in a bit of amusement at how drunks dance.

“I’m gonna show you all my tattoos later…” Andy said… what does that mean exactly? >.O

“I wonder if you have more than my cousin does…” Nadine said, not completely catching the tone of Andy’s voice, which was seductive.

“Hey… don’t fall asleep… we’re still dancing…” Pete said, trying to shake his dance partner awake.

“Huh? I’m tired Peter… let’s sit down…” Abi said, the two were the first ones to have sat back down on the table; the only thing is that as soon as they sat down they got back to drinking.

“Bend over!” Mikee yelled, having trouble with her very tall dance partner.

“Wear heels!” Joe yelled back.

“Stop growing!”

“Take special growth pills!”

“Get a leg reduction!”

“Get a leg extension!”

“I don’t think that’s possible!”

“So is a leg reduction!”

“Joe and Mikee are loud…” Anna said.

“They are… let’s go somewhere quiet…” Patrick said as the two went over to the stools on the bar where they could talk more in a quieter atmosphere. The rest came back to do more drinking again. Nadine and Andy continued with their talk about tattoos, Pete was trying to keep Abi awake, and Joe and Mikee were still arguing about each other’s height.

“Loooooook… its Patrick and Anna…” Andy said, wandering from his conversation with Nadine to point out that Patrick and Anna were alone on the stools nearest us just talking. Joe was still pretty pre-occupied with his drunken argument.

“You’d get squished in a crowd coz you’re so short!”

“Careful when you stand up Joe, you’re hair might get caught in the ceiling fan coz you’re so tall!”

“Oh God…” I said, rolling my eyes. Pete seemed to have taken interest in the scene though.

“Ooh… Ryan won’t like that…” Pete said with a devilish look on his face as he got his cellphone out. He then dialed Ryan’s number, don’t ask why I know that, I just know. “Ryyyyyyyaaaaaaaan… duuuuuuuuuuude…” Pete said, he was drunk, what’d you expect? “Heyyyyyy… you know you’re girl Anna? Yeah dude… Patrick’s like… making a move on her… yeaaaaaaaaah… just thought you’d want to know… heheh…” he said, after that exaggerating call he placed his phone back in his pocket.

“That cannot be good…” I said to myself, Patrick and Anna were really only talking, they’re not too drunk as to just make-out with each other right there.

“I’m gonna kiss you right now…” Andy said, not waiting for Nadine’s reaction to plant his lips on hers.

“Hey Abi… I know what to do to keep you awake…” Pete said with a smirk on his face.

“What?” Abi asked, looking up, only for Pete to start kissing her.

“Hurry up!” Joe snapped.

“I can’t reach you for God’s sake!” Mikee snapped back, at first I didn’t know what the hell they were going to do. Until Joe stood up, picked the small girl up from her seat, and kissed her. Okay… strange… I turned to Anna who had noticed what was happening. She didn’t seem to want to do be involved in anything and just went back to talking with Patrick.

I shake my head at this as I just drink another glass, I start feeling a little ditzy. I then realized how many glasses I drank, 5 glasses. No wonder, this wasn’t light wine I was drinking. I prevent myself from drinking anymore so we wouldn’t die on the way back to the hotel.

Funny, I thought the same way when I was with the guys. Things are getting too déjà vu-ish. My thoughts seemed to trail back the other night when I was with the guys, everyone was drinking, and everyone was making out with someone, aside from Ryan and me. I can’t believe even Gerard… damn it…

“Mikey, Mikey! Wake up will you?!” Anna’s voice snaps me out of my thoughts; I looked up to see a worried expression on her face.

“Anna? Something wrong?” I ask.

“I think we should stop them now, Patrick can’t help me, he’s sleeping.” Anna said, I look over at where Patrick was sitting and for sure, he was asleep.

“Stop who now?” I ask, oblivious of what was happening at the moment. Anna rolled her eyes and directed her attention to her friends and the other FOB dudes aside from the sleeping Patrick, damn it, history was repeating itself. They were now getting into the kiss, the guys started touching the girls in indecent places (I’m not going specific there) and now I realized that there were tongues involved.

“Mikey, anytime you stop daydreaming, anytime at all, lets get their asses out of here before all my friends get pregnant!” Anna shouted, wow I’ve been zoning out these days. I stand up from my seat and helped Anna with pulling the girls away from the guys and getting them back to the bus, it was easier than last night coz there were only three drunk girls and they weighed lighter than the guys.

“Anna, I drank 5 glasses of the stuff everyone was drinking.” I warned as I got into the driver’s seat and she got into the passenger’s.

“Oh shit, you’re drunk?” she said.

“Not very much drunk but maybe a little…”

“Mikey you better not kill us!”

“I’ll try not to…” I muttered as I started the bus and we drove of to the hotel, it wasn’t as safe as they guy’s trip, somewhere along the road I nearly drove off the rode and was about to hit a big tree when Anna snapped me out of it.

“Damn it Mikey! Let me drive!” she said.

“Can’t do that right now Anna… we need to get to the hotel and we’re not going to make any stops just so you could drive.” I said.

“You’re going to get us all killed if you continue driving like this!” Anna said.

“It’ll be fine…” I said, actually… yes it did go on fine, haha, scared you didn’t I? Anyway, Anna and I got out of the bus to get the other girls out; Anna grabbed hold of Abi as I got both Nadine and Mikee. We went into the hotel, hoping that the guys were just up in their rooms.

They were not.

They were in the lobby right at this moment.

“Oh shit…” Anna cursed when they spotted us. It was clear that the guys were shocked to see us enter like this.

“What the hell--?” Gerard said, probably about to yell when Ray stopped him and whispered something in his ear. He nodded and Brendon, Frankie, Ryan and Bob came up to us. Brendon, Frankie and Bob grabbing hold of their drunk girlfriends/best friend. Ryan having a sad look on his face when he saw Anna, I’m guessing he got Pete’s call.

“Everyone, Gerard and Mikey’s room, now.” Ray said.

“Where, the fuck, WERE YOU?!” Ray shouted as the girls were sitting on Gerard’s bed while us guys were just standing around or just sitting on my bed. It was the concerned cousin/uncle that was in shouting mode right now, telling off their cousins/niece while Gerard did the same to Anna since he was the closet to her that wasn’t with them when they went out drinking.