Area 51

I think that the Government created Anthrax, AIDS, and the Swine Flu... along with a lot of other diseases, to kill off the human population when it got too crowded or too smart or just for a distraction.

Obviously, Area 51 had some serious sh*t it in at one point in time. But it's so publicized now. I'm sure all the Government's secrets are somewhere else entirely by now. They just keep Area 51 under so much surveillance so we don't know they moved everything.

^ Anthrax is a naturally occuring poison.

Swine flu is just a flu mutation: flu mutates anyway but they seem to think this is a superflu which is rubbish.

HIV/AIDs is a more complicated kettle of fish.

There's an element in Area 51, called Element 115. It fuels UFO's and allows them to travel through space at such fast speeds.

There's proof of it.

^There is? :shock:
Where?

One of my relatives used to work for Area 51 and when he quit, the Government made him swear not to tell anyone about what he saw there. If he told anyone, then he and his family would he in trouble.

JustSteph:

^There is? :shock:
Where?

Start watching this video: click. There are five parts to it. It'll say it in there somewhere.

treeckett.:

JustSteph:

^There is? :shock:
Where?

Start watching this video: click. There are five parts to it. It'll say it in there somewhere.

You mean Ununpentium?

It's a magical land of fairies and unicorns. :shock:

More Original:

One of my relatives used to work for Area 51 and when he quit, the Government made him swear not to tell anyone about what he saw there. If he told anyone, then he and his family would he in trouble.

That's really creepy. How would they even find out?

^They have a chip implanted into their neocortex which allows them to put a control on the information trafficking in and out of their brain. If they even consider telling, the HQ gets informed, and they send specially trained Boba Fett clones in order to eliminate all involved and replace them with vivid replicas.

^ The more likely thing is that they've tapped his phones and such.

I mean, if the News of the World can do it, I wouldn't put it past the US government.

But I like your idea more.

I don't think there was ever anything there. I think it's a decoy for the real place where they do secret stuff. The government probably caused all this publicity about it in order to distract us from what they're really doing.
I think it's kind of like when a magician makes you watch one hand while he does 'magic' with the other.

My questions:
Why is it called Area 51? Where did that name come from? Why does the public even know the name? Is that just what civilians have decided to call it? What about Areas 1-50...or 52 and up?

Do other countries have their own versions of Area 51?

Fallen.Fiasco:

Do other countries have their own versions of Area 51?

Good lord, I hope not. omgno:
This is the first I've heard of this, and it's pretty bizarre.

Fallen.Fiasco:

Do other countries have their own versions of Area 51?

If we do, we've never heard of them.

Read the last article on this page. Maybe you'll understand it. I certainly didn't... Something about something that travels 3 times the speed of light... :shifty

Bells.:

Read the last article on this page. Maybe you'll understand it. I certainly didn't... Something about something that travels 3 times the speed of light... :shifty

I understood it: thanks James May, but where did it say anything about three times the speed of light?

Maybe I misread or something.

The Master.:

Bells.:

Read the last article on this page. Maybe you'll understand it. I certainly didn't... Something about something that travels 3 times the speed of light... :shifty

I understood it: thanks James May, but where did it say anything about three times the speed of light?

Maybe I misread or something.

You sure you read the same article as me? I think it may have been the second to last actually... It's the one by Annie Jacobsen.

^ That's the one I read.

:shifty

The Master.:

^ That's the one I read.

:shifty

It said somewhere that somebody was excited about flying something that was three times the speed of light... :think:

So... what does it mean anyway? I didn't quite understand it. :shifty

It's 3 times the speed of sound, not light.