Silly Rhymes From When You Were a Kid

Now we've all heard famous nursery rhymes and we've heard of the silly things our friends say. This popped into my head while I was on photobucket and listening to Avril. Here is the one I remember my best friend Will telling me:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked Jill, "do you wanna?". Jill said "yes", dropped her dress and then they had some fun. But poor ole Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

I know that Will didn't make that up. He doesn't have that skill, haha. So, I want to know what are some of the famous nursery rhymes, something your friends made up or famous sayings from when you were growing up.

Have fun.
:)

The original Jack and Jill probably, because I heard it was actually about cheating on your significant other.

I also loved when Micheal Emerson read Little Boy in Blue ::shivers:

...Creepy stuff, hahaha.

kelseykillscliche:

The original Jack and Jill probably, because I heard it was actually about cheating on your significant other.

I also loved when Micheal Emerson read Little Boy in Blue ::shivers:

...Creepy stuff, hahaha.

No, Jack was the town drunk and he was getting his head cut off. Jill was the woman who was the catch his head when it rolled down the hill.

I do know one, but its in another language. :tehe:
Lets see who can understand this.

Popey the sailorman, tumae sa garbage can. Si Olive, payatot, kumain ng kulangot. Si Bluto umutot nanaman. POTPOT.

:lmfao

ForeverTheSikestKate:

kelseykillscliche:

The original Jack and Jill probably, because I heard it was actually about cheating on your significant other.

I also loved when Micheal Emerson read Little Boy in Blue ::shivers:

...Creepy stuff, hahaha.

No, Jack was the town drunk and he was getting his head cut off. Jill was the woman who was the catch his head when it rolled down the hill.

There are many interpretations of it. That could be one, but I was told it was about adultery....

Okay, I can't entirely remember where this one came from.
It might have been from a book, or maybe one of my friends told me or something.
I don't know where it originated from, but I still remember it :XD
I know there are several variations of it.

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck
She took it round the corner to teach it how to
Fry some eggs for breakfast, fry some eggs for tea
The more you eat, the more you drink, the more you wanna
Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock
Up jumped Jaws and bit off his
Cocktails, ginger ale, forty cents a glass
If you don't like them, shove 'em up your
Ask no questions, tell no lies
I saw the boogeyman doing up his
Flies are bad, mosquitoes are worse
And this is the end of my silly little verse

Oh, and another one;

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and killed those two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too

Evil renditions of the Barney theme song. :tehe:

I hate you, you hate me.
Lets get together to kill Barney,
with a big shot gun!
Barneys on the floor.
No more purple di-no-saaaaur!

or,

I hate you, you hate me.
Lets go out and kill Barney.
With a warm hand gun,
and a bullet through his head,
aren't you glad that Barneys dead?

Ah. Lovely childhood.

^^ :XD
Bahaha I remember all those.
Poor Barney.

Phenakistoscope.:

Okay, I can't entirely remember where this one came from.
It might have been from a book, or maybe one of my friends told me or something.
I don't know where it originated from, but I still remember it :XD
I know there are several variations of it.

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck
She took it round the corner to teach it how to
Fry some eggs for breakfast, fry some eggs for tea
The more you eat, the more you drink, the more you wanna
Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock
Up jumped Jaws and bit off his
Cocktails, ginger ale, forty cents a glass
If you don't like them, shove 'em up your
Ask no questions, tell no lies
I saw the boogeyman doing up his
Flies are bad, mosquitoes are worse
And this is the end of my silly little verse

I remember that! We used to chant that on school camps. That and

This is the song that doesn't end,
yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because..

and:
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
Get on your nerves...
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
And it goes like this...
I know a song...

We used to interchange the second one with the first one...

Feedback Forever:

Evil renditions of the Barney theme song. :tehe:

I hate you, you hate me.
Lets get together to kill Barney,
with a big shot gun!
Barneys on the floor.
No more purple di-no-saaaaur!

or,

I hate you, you hate me.
Lets go out and kill Barney.
With a warm hand gun,
and a bullet through his head,
aren't you glad that Barneys dead?

Ah. Lovely childhood.

:lmfao I can't stop laughing at those!

Well my dad made up this one but me and my sister used to always sing it.

Where is mommy, where is mommy.
Late again, late again.
She's getting off the exit, getting off the exist.
Here she comes, here she comes.

I was for when my mom was late coming home from work, because when she got home my dad needed to leave right away for his night shift. Kind of lame I know.

"Great big globs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Little dirty birdie feet
French fried eyeballs rolling in a bowl of blood
And I forgot my spoon!"

:tehe: that was always a favorite.

I loved these.... :XD

On top of Ole' Smokey,
all covered in sand.
That's where I killed Barney,
with a green rubber band.
I went to his coffin
I went to his grave.
Some people threw flowers,
I threw a grenade!
I went to his funeral,
he wasn't quite dead.
So I took a bazooka
and blew off his head.
His head popped off.
He started to drool
Some people though it was nasty.
I thought it was cool.
and I can't for the life of me remember the rest. :lmfao

Miss Susie had a tugboat
The tugboat had a bell.
The tugboat went to heaven
Miss Susie went to
Hello Operator!
Give me number nine!
If you disconnect me,
I'll kick you in the
Behind the 'fridgerator,
there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow
Cows are in the field.
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
dark, dark, dark.
:tehe:

H A P P Y...
H A P P Y...
I KNOW I AM
IM SURE I AM
IM H A P P Y!!!

Fatty passed to skinny, skinny passed it back.
Fatty took a blinding shot which knocked the goalie flat.
Where was the goalie when the ball was in the net?
Hanging round the goalpost with his balls around his neck.
Something my dad used to sing to me.

sex is good
sex is fine
doggy style or 69
whether it's for fun or getting paid
everyone loves getting laid

^^ from year 8 when we were about 13. We used to write it everywhere.

Nose Candy:

sex is good
sex is fine
doggy style or 69
whether it's for fun or getting paid
everyone loves getting laid

^^ from year 8 when we were about 13. We used to write it everywhere.

lol, well if we're talking dirty ones we knew in Jr. High...

Eat me, beat me
Bit me, blow me
Suck me, fuck me
Very slowly
If you kiss me,
Don't be sassy
Use your tongue
And make it nasty!

Orrrr

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me
So throw me down and tie me up
And show me that you like me

You know, as simple as those are I'm surprised at how much effort it took to remember them.

Phenakistoscope.:

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and killed those two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too

I love that one :cheese:
Though I only knew the first 4 lines.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two bits of bread

and

I hate Barney, but barney loves me
So I chased Barney up a tree
With a baseball bat and a 4 by 4
No more purple dinosaur

That's all I can remember right now.

TheNewFoShizzle:

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me
So throw me down and tie me up
And show me that you like me

My friend Will used to sing that all the time. :XD

I know about a million, but I can't remember them all. I'll have to ask somebody.

Georgie porgie, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'coz he was gay
:tehe: