Silly Rhymes From When You Were a Kid

I love you you love me
Barney gave me HIV
It was just a hug but Barney wanted more
I got raped by a dinosaur

Mary had a little lamb she thought it very silly she threw it up into the air n caught it by its
Willy was a watchdog sitting on the path along came a bee and stung him up his
Ass-k no questions tell no lies i saw a policeman doin up his
Flies are a nuisance bees are worse and that is the end of my silly little verse

My Mommy is Godzilla
My Daddy is King Kong
My sister's in the bathroom
putting on her hundred acre
thousand acre
million acre thong!

:file:
A lot of kids in my class used to sing that. (Not meaning their actual parents/family though. :tehe:)

The boy stood on the burning deck,
having a game of cricket,
the ball rolled up his trouser leg,
and hit his middle wicket.

& my dad still says that one to me all the time.

Siriano;:

Miss Susie had a tugboat
The tugboat had a bell.
The tugboat went to heaven
Miss Susie went to
Hello Operator!
Give me number nine!
If you disconnect me,
I'll kick you in the
Behind the 'fridgerator,
there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow
Cows are in the field.
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
dark, dark, dark.
:tehe:

That was always my favorite growing up :brightside:
There's a continuation to it. :weird

(after dark, dark, dark, it goes onto: )
Darker than the ocean,
darker than the sea,
darker than the underwear my grandma gave to me.
Of course you know my pa, of course you know my ma,
of course you know my sister with the forty acre bra.
:tehe:

Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around,
teddy bear, teddy bear, touch the ground,
teddy bear, teddy bear, tie your shoe,
teddy bear, teddy bear, I love you!
:tehe: Jump rope song.

I'm a little first grader,
pretty as can, be be,
and all the boys around my house are crazy over me me,
my boyfriend's name is Jello,
he came from Alabama,
with a pickle up his nose and twenty-five toes,
and this is how my story goes:
One day I was walking
and saw my boyfriend talking
to an itsy-bitsy girl with strawberry curls
and this is what he said to her,
L-O-V-E, love you,
K-I-S-S, kiss you,
S-T-O-P spells
stop now freeze!
:tehe: One of the first ones I learned.

I'm surprised this one hasn't been said yet.

(The names are changed for your friends names)
John and Jane sittin gin a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Second comes marriage
Third comes a baby in a Golden Carriage.

Or, my siblings' version

John and Jane sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Second comes sex
Third comes a baby on a BMX
But that's not all, but that's not all
The baby's drinking alcohol.

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I do know one, but its in another language. :tehe:
Lets see who can understand this.

Popey the sailorman, tumae sa garbage can. Si Olive, payatot, kumain ng kulangot. Si Bluto umutot nanaman. POTPOT.

:lmfao

My mom totally translated that and I kinda sorta maybe laughed.

VampShadsOwns:

I know a song that'll get on your nerves
Get on your nerves
Get on your nerves...
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
And it goes like this...
I know a song...

Ah yes. This one was a classic :XD

And omgsh I love the dirty ones :tehe:
I haven't heard them before.

kelseykillscliche:

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Evil renditions of the Barney theme song. :tehe:

I hate you, you hate me.
Lets get together to kill Barney,
with a big shot gun!
Barneys on the floor.
No more purple di-no-saaaaur!

or,

I hate you, you hate me.
Lets go out and kill Barney.
With a warm hand gun,
and a bullet through his head,
aren't you glad that Barneys dead?

Ah. Lovely childhood.

:lmfao I can't stop laughing at those!

Right, right? :weird
Its still hilarious after so many years.

"Mr Sandman, bring me a dream, make him the cutest that I've ever seen."

:coffee:

Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell,
The steamboat went to Heaven, Miss Suzy went to
Hello operater, please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me I'll chop offf your
Behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass.
Miss Suzy sat upon it and she cut her little
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the girls' bathroom, zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park.
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend are moaning in the D-A-R-K,
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark,
Dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show.
A show is like a tv show and that is all I
Know I know my ma, I know I know my pa. I know I know my sister with the 80 dollar
Bra is for a booby, a booby's for a man. A man is for a football team and that is all I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa. I know I know my sister with the 80 dollar bra!
She dyed her hair in purple, she dyed her hair in pink. She dyed her hair in yellow and she threw up in the...
Sink me in the ocean, sink me in the sea. Sink me in the toilet, but please don't piss on me!

Also:

Ta-ra-ra-boomdeay! I lost my pants today!
I found them yesterday.
Ta-ra-ra-boomdeay!:tehe:

lolkaitlin:

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I do know one, but its in another language. :tehe:
Lets see who can understand this.

Popey the sailorman, tumae sa garbage can. Si Olive, payatot, kumain ng kulangot. Si Bluto umutot nanaman. POTPOT.

:lmfao

My mom totally translated that and I kinda sorta maybe laughed.

What language is that in, out of curiosity?

fearlessgirl:

lolkaitlin:

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I do know one, but its in another language. :tehe:
Lets see who can understand this.

Popey the sailorman, tumae sa garbage can. Si Olive, payatot, kumain ng kulangot. Si Bluto umutot nanaman. POTPOT.

:lmfao

My mom totally translated that and I kinda sorta maybe laughed.

What language is that in, out of curiosity?

Its in Tagalog.

In the land of Oz,
Where the women wear no bras,
And the men don't care 'cause they wear no underwear,
And the children don't mind 'cause they're naked all the time.

LOOK OUT THERE'S A GENIE WITH A POLKADOT WEENIE.

Best rhyme ever.

And another one:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water.
Jack looked at the sky, opened his fly and said "Do you wanna have a baby?"
Jill said yes, opened her dress AND NOW THEY HAVE A BABY.

I don't remember all of it, but the part of it I do remember was:

I ran up the door and opened the stairs
Said my pajamas and put on my prayers
I turned off the bed and hopped into the light
All because you kissed me goodnight

Or something ot that effect. I always thought it was adorable.

Cinderella
dressed in yellow ('yella')
went upstairs to kiss her fellow('fella')
by mistake
she kissed a snake
how many doctors did it take?
1,2,3,4,5,6.......

bang bang hoo-choo train,
c'mon girls let's do our thing!
I can't
why not?
I can't
why not?
well, my back is achey and my shoes are too tight,
and I'm too sore from going all night!

girls go to college to get more knowledge
boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider

TheNewFoShizzle:

I don't remember all of it, but the part of it I do remember was:

I ran up the door and opened the stairs
Said my pajamas and put on my prayers
I turned off the bed and hopped into the light
All because you kissed me goodnight

Or something ot that effect. I always thought it was adorable.

That's gorgeous

My hips are shakin'
My belt's too tight
My hips are swayin' from left to right
Say ooh ooh ooh
A ooh ooh ooh...
And then something about a waterfall and a cactus, I believe... :think:

These are just ones I remember hearing as a kid, although I didn't make them up they just got passed along over time. :XD

We have joy, we have fun picking bogeys in the sun,
but the sun was too hot so the bogeys turned to snot :tehe:

and

__ and ___ sitting in a tree,
doing something they shouldn't be,
it starts with s and ends it x,
Oh my god it must be sex! :XD

I miss silly rymes. :cute:

This is an acronym my friends and I made up at a clinic because the kids were freaking out about the stable inspection.
Funny Rachel Eats Worms Toasted, and it stands for: Flu, Rhino, East&West, Tetanus. Unless you own a horse you will never understand that.

Oh I remember:

Joy to the world, the teacher's dead
We barbecued her head
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty
And round and round it goes
And round and round it goes
Joy to the world...
the teacher's dead.

There was another verse but I forget it now
=)

Cat Casino.:

These are just ones I remember hearing as a kid, although I didn't make them up they just got passed along over time. :XD

We have joy, we have fun picking bogeys in the sun,
but the sun was too hot so the bogeys turned to snot :tehe:

and

__ and ___ sitting in a tree,
doing something they shouldn't be,
it starts with s and ends it x,
Oh my god it must be sex! :XD

I miss silly rymes. :cute:

Back when sex was not a part of our vocabulary we said:

____ and _____ sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Them comes ______ with a baby in her carriage.