Are You Perverted?

I'm not sure if this is the right place for this, but I wasn't sure where to put it. Lock if duplicate.

So, I know I can be perverted. I had the television on and wasn't paying attention to what was on it. I heard "and protection is no exception." My mind immediately went to condoms. It was a K9 Advantix commercial.

What are some perverted moments you guys have had?

Ah, yes. I am. :XD
There's been so many that I don't remember them.
The "That's what she said" jokes are a lot of my perverted moments.
Oh, god. One from school.
In our math class, the teacher would write down any problems anyone had with homework and a girl calls out a problem and says "It was hard." and the math teacher says, "It's not hard, it's just long."
My friend goes, "That's what she said," and I swear to god everyone looked at our little group in the corner as we busted up laughing.
Good times, good times.

vicious sex.:

Ah, yes. I am. :XD
There's been so many that I don't remember them.
The "That's what she said" jokes are a lot of my perverted moments.
Oh, god. One from school.
In our math class, the teacher would write down any problems anyone had with homework and a girl calls out a problem and says "It was hard." and the math teacher says, "It's not hard, it's just long."
My friend goes, "That's what she said," and I swear to god everyone looked at our little group in the corner as we busted up laughing.
Good times, good times.

Haha, the "that's what she said" jokes. My friends and I were talking in my journalism class a while back and one of them goes "no, stop." and then the boy in the group goes "that's what she said."

In my math class last year, the boy behind me said "that's what she said" after almost every sentence that came out of my mouth.

Oh God. I have many moments. And I say 'that's what she said' a lot.

This one time in my chemistry class our teacher was explaining a chemical reaction and the equasion that went with it and I heard her say 'which makes hot and hard'
And I said 'that's what she said' and my friends and I bust out laughing.

My mom was asking me how the broccoli was and she said, "It needs to get hard." I called her out on "Thats what she said."

I used to be really bad in middle school, but now I've calmed down. I think it, but don't always say it. :tehe:

Anarchy in Words:

I used to be really bad in middle school, but now I've calmed down. I think it, but don't always say it. :tehe:

Whether I'm in school, public, home, or anywhere I always try to be the one to call out either "That's What She Said," or point out sexual puns.

:tehe:

I am actually so immature. I probably use "that's what she said" ten times a day. I'm sure people find it annoying that they practically can't say anything. I try to stop but it's just so hard.

....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

^ Epic win.

I am so immature. One of my boyfriends broke up with me because of it. :lmfao

I am so perverted it's not even funny.

it doesn't matter what you say, I can think of it in a dirty way

that's probably why I enjoy my time with my guy friends more than friends that are girls, cuz they just don't get my immature sense of humor :XD

I try to talk normal around people, but somehow everything that comes out of my mouth is a joke. :don:

they make fun of my perv-ness a lot :shifty

sometimes i flirt and turn my ex on just to see it... it's huge

My friends and I are so perverted, it's hilarious. We play this game where we call out random things and corrupt them. For example, someone would say "grass" then we think of how to turn that into something gross, like "you can have sex in the grass" It's hard to explain, but so funny to play. :tehe:

My friends can say a lot of things and I can make it sound dirty. It's so awesome being in my head. Like hot dogs and marshmallows....I'll let you think on that one...lol!

:lmfao Oh God I'm perverted! Pickle meet the donut.:tehe:

The Great Defector.:

I am actually so immature. I probably use "that's what she said" ten times a day. I'm sure people find it annoying that they practically can't say anything. I try to stop but it's just so hard.

....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

:lmfao

HannahRiot!:

Haha, the "that's what she said" jokes. My friends and I were talking in my journalism class a while back and one of them goes "no, stop." and then the boy in the group goes "that's what she said."

In my math class last year, the boy behind me said "that's what she said" after almost every sentence that came out of my mouth.

Yeah, we had a kid like that last year. He was an awesome friend, man.:XD

Hahaha I used to be real innocent when I was around 13 or 14.
I still remember the day that I asked my lunch table filled with my perverted friends what 'fuck' meant.
One of them explained with hand motions. :lmfao

I got it after a while, but now that I've been corrupted My God.
I'm really bad when it comes to catching jokes.
:tehe:
Oh well.
I ain't alone.

I twist a lot of things to make them sound dirty. :XD

I've had so many perverted moments, it's not even funny. :XD
Especially in 6th grade.
Like I remember the first day of school last year, I told my friends what the '69' was with my hands.
And then I told my friends (one girl and 3 boys) what it meant to 'toss your salad.'

There's probably so many more, but I can't think of them right now. :XD

I think the only reason I have guy friends is because of what comes out of my mouth :XD

...:shifty
that sounds bad...but anyway...

apparently, everything I say can somehow be turned into a "that's what she said" joke, even when I specifically try not to
I don't even try anymore :lmfao