Are You Perverted?

I want to feel like I'm not as perverted as I once was, but with everything that my brain has been coming to nowadays... It's basically just like, "Sex, sex, sex". All the time.

Definitely not perverted. Nope.

I'm perverted. I'm that friend can make almost everything perverted. I blame all the guys I was friends with xD.

Not really........no. At least I don't think I am. A pervert is defined as "a person whose sexual behavior is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable." I'm not even sexually "behaving" LOL and my thoughts on the subject are pretty normal and acceptable in my opinion. Granted I think about sex a lot..............yeah

Yes. Yes I am XD

I'm so perverted. It's gotten to the point where, no matter what anyone says, my brain immediately thinks: "That's what she said." There's even the occasional time when my mom or someone will say something along the lines of, "That's too big!" And I'll say, "That's not what she said." And my mom will even say it sometimes because she knows I'm going to say it. It's too funny.

I'm always that one person giggling at anything that sounds vaguely sexual

I bought my friend butt plugs as a joke. Like, a lot of them. The clerk looked at me and said, "Feeling optimistic?"
I told him, "Hey a girl's got to practice!" And walked out of the store laughing. Yep. There's my perverted story.

I don't really have a story persay. I just tend to take anything that could be found dirty, incredibly dirty. I tend to make a lot of things awkward with my awkward pervertedness.

I am very perverted yes, even when I don't mean to be. I turn everything into a joke honestly.

Like honestly, even two days ago I was explaining to my friend how big the store I want to work at is. I said "it's really long, like a certain male part, which I think the guy sitting next to us heard. I never used to be perverted until I went to beauty school tbh

Yes. Yes I am. I have a very inappropriate and dirty sense of humor, which I blame my Dad for. I can find sexual innuendos in anything.

I am so perverted. I blame my best friend for it.