Are You Perverted?

MY mind was also clean until I discovered the 5th grade.

Once me and my friend had a math word search. One of the words just happened to be 'circumference'. At forst we only saw...*cough*cum*cough* .We laughed so hard the teacher had to split us up. :lmfao
Man that was a good day.

I can make everything perverted.

And for the "That's what she said" people- look at this

And this is the best that's what she said i've done:
Meagan: I tried to put in all in my mouth, but it's such an awkward shape it hurt my throat.
Me: Um, Meag, that's what she said.
We were talking about a tortilla chip.
XD

^ Epic. article.
"you can't just pull out when you stop enjoying it!" :lmfao

okay, who's ready for a dork story? :XD
at band camp yesterday, I was trying to put my water bottle in this tiny little pouch in these bags we carry around, and I couldn't get it in...so I said, "Ugh! It's all wet and it won't go in! It doesn't fit!"

my friend Erin didn't notice, but I realized it after I said it and was just..XD

I'm a HUGE pervert. I try to keep my mouth shut though...

Oh my gosh, my sophomore class, Honors English, we were reading Julius Caesar. Caesar was talking to someone and implying for them to walk to his right side to speak with him, but it said, "Come, on my right hand."

I nearly lost it. My friend Zach let out a quiet laugh, and I was so red in the face. No one else in the class noticed except us. I felt pretty bad, because I mean, we were in an Honors class. It was so funny though.

Learning about the reproductive system and gentics in bio.
We did this worksheet on genetics and the teacher stood in front of the class and said "Now this is the only time you'll be able to have sex in class!"

Good times.

"classes have become long and hard" :lmfao

my innocense was destroyed upon hearing Panic At The Disco when Fever first came out :tehe:

Oh lord me and my friends are such pervs

Me: "It was like bang"
My Friend: "Im Bed"

Me: "Oh yeah thats tight,"
Grade Nine: "Almost as tight as my pants are."
We were talking about the screw on bottle cap that we couldn't get off.

and then
Best friends do everything together.
I'll let you guys think of how wrong that is.

I'm really bad with "that's what she said" jokes. :tehe:
I swear...my mom just walks right in to them.
"You've got to stick this in there and wiggle it around till that comes out." :lmfao

One of my best friends and I were talking about piercings and she said:
"Ew, I don't want any foreign objects in me."
:tehe:

Last year when we had to read Romeo and Juliet in English, me and my friend spent about six months of the class finding sexual innuendos and puns.
It was hilarious.
We always find the same innuendos in stuff too, it keeps school fun. :lol:

Perverted? Me? No way, man. I'm a clean minded person. I just like to fuck with people. :lmfao

I have my moments.
I was talking to my friend Jesse on the phone the other day, and he was talking about losing his guitar picks in his acoustic guitars.
Jesse: I keep dropping it in the hole and I can never get it out.
Me: That's what she said!
Jesse: What? I don't get it.
Me: You just said "I keep dropping it in the hole and I can never get it out" so I said "that's what she said".

Then he burst out laughing. Yeah, he's a little slow sometimes. XD

One of my friends told Drew to turn around. He didn't though, so we couldn't stare at this ass. :XD

But when he left... that's a whole different story. :lmfao

And then I asked Drew if he got his science book yet and he said yes.
And the I said, "Did you see the cock?"
And he started laughing.

And the I asked him what he was gonna model for us, and he didn't say anything. But then.... he said he was going to model his dick. :XD

If by perverted you mean someone who will distort meanings to make them sound like innuendo, then yes.

I have the perfect picture for the perverts out there!
Me!
It's amazing XD

I get it from my mom. omgno:
I told her I wanted to do Alexander Skarsgård (Eric Northman, True Blood) and she hit me with a drumstick. :XD

And my little brother's convinced that I'm a lesbian with my little sister, because we play hump. :lmfao

My sense of humor is horrible xD
One day, I tackled my BFF Cameron and drew a penis next to the button of his pants and he had to walk around school with a big red permanent penis on his white-washed jeans.

I'm horrible with "That's what she said" jokes and making normal things sound dirty...God, I have a sick mind. :lmfao

I'm the most peverted person I know. :file:
Well, me and Abby. :tehe:
We once had this twenty minute conversation about the different kinds of sex while singing obsene rap songs.

"Carrot sex!"
"Rough sex!"
"Gay sex!"
"Band sex!"
"Cheeto sex!"
"Disney sex!"
"Cucumber sex!"
:lmfao It was fun. Everyone there was like, "The fuck is this shit? :shock:"

I have never been impressionable or innocent. :XD Hell, my Barbies were lesbians because I didn't have any good looking Ken dolls, and the three Ken dolls I did have, would just be thrown into a pile and it always looked like a gay threesome. :shifty