Are You Perverted?

Yeah, I am. I admit it.
:XD
But not as bad as I used to be.
Stupid maturity! :lmfao

M-Dog:

I think the only reason I have guy friends is because of what comes out of my mouth :XD

...:shifty
that sounds bad...but anyway...

apparently, everything I say can somehow be turned into a "that's what she said" joke, even when I specifically try not to
I don't even try anymore :lmfao

Oh god, I've had so many of those moments with my guy friend.
I'm not sure how it happens, but even innocent conversations become perverted around my guy friend. Like I'll say, "I'm hyper" and he'll say, "You're always hyper" and I'll say "nu-uh" then he'll say "you need to get laid."

Like I said, it just happens. But hey, its fun. :coffee:
On the TV there was a commercial so I wasn't paying attention but then I heard it say "So it didn't go in all the way" and...let's just say I screamed "Ew!" at the top of my lungs, which drew the attention of my mother. It was a commercial of some guy planting flowers. :lmfao

my eleven year old brother is so perverted it's not even funny
he looks at porn--PORN
he's freaking insane, i can't even see myself related to him
i still think he's adopted xD

I remember texting my guy friend once, and I asked him what he was doing.
his reply? watching porn.
he then proceeded to ask me if I had any naked pictures of myself lying around.
I was all, wtf!? :XD

or another time where I was trying to put on my shoe that fell off, and he was just standing there, watching me for some reason. so I said, "Ahh! I can't get it on! are you just gunna stand there or are you gunna help me!?"
not only did people look at me funny, but he said, "nah. I like watching you put it on more."
...:lmfao

Seeing the new Harry Potter movie.
When Draco says to Snape "I don't need protection!"
I screamed "That's what she said!" so loud you wouldn't belive it.

I have alot more.
But i'm not willing to post them. :tehe:

So, I was on a thread titled "Special Items." Being the pervert I am, my mind went to...er...toys if you know what I mean. Turns out the thread was about items you've had that mean something to you.

^:XD
I've been on that thread.
But as I read that, being in this thread, my mind went dirty.

I'm mainly through all the "that's what she said" moments, but I mainly just think them - I don't really say them out loud.
But the other day, my friend wanted to know what 'vigourously' meant, and I said it meant something moving kinda fast, and my other friend said she thought it meant rough. So I said at the top of my voice,
"Yes! Fast and rough!"

Ahahaha...yes.

I'm always saying "that's what she said", or giggling at something.

I am very perverted, especially around my Mom. :twisted: :oops: I don't mean that in a nasty way, but I'm always cracking innappropriate jokes around her because I love her reactions. She's getting sick of it and I'm not getting enough. I like making her mad by doing that. I am so immature but oh well.

I'm horrible! :XD
I'm one of the most perverted people you will ever meet.

When anyone says the word 'come' anywhere it always catches my attention no matter what :file:

my potential boyfriend called this morning and this is how the conversation went:

Alex: I'm gonna take you out for Ice cream later

Me: Okay butcan I get any topping?

Alex: yes

Me: Sprinkles?

Alex: yes even nuts

Me: I don't want your balls in or on my ice cream

not the most perverted thing I've said or done

I'm very perverted. On MySpace they have this app called 'Buddy Pokes' and my friend had made the charecters play leap frog. And from my view it kinda looked like they were taking it up the rear from eachother. He told me he died of laughter when I told him what I thought when I saw that.

Heh...
Yeah. Yeah, I really am.
(:
My friends love me anyways. :mrgreen:

Carpe diem...:

When anyone says the word 'come' anywhere it always catches my attention no matter what :file:

Ditto. :file:
I can't say that word anymore without a short giggle.

clover.:

Carpe diem...:

When anyone says the word 'come' anywhere it always catches my attention no matter what :file:

Ditto. :file:
I can't say that word anymore without a short giggle.

Count me three :file:

I had to actually explain to my friend what that was...because she didn't know :XD

then shortly after that conversation we were eating cake that said "I <3 Ron Weasley....and Harry" on it, in honor of the new HP movie.

I saw it and yelled, "I WANNA EAT RON!" :shifty

my friends found it hilarious.

M-Dog:

clover.:

Carpe diem...:

When anyone says the word 'come' anywhere it always catches my attention no matter what :file:

Ditto. :file:
I can't say that word anymore without a short giggle.

Count me three :file:

I had to actually explain to my friend what that was...because she didn't know :XD

then shortly after that conversation we were eating cake that said "I <3 Ron Weasley....and Harry" on it, in honor of the new HP movie.

I saw it and yelled, "I WANNA EAT RON!" :shifty

my friends found it hilarious.

:lmfao I would want to eat Ron too if I had a cake like that.
Wonder if Harry and Ron tasted differently. :tehe:
Imagine that. Each name with its own flavor.

God I'm really bad... ._.

clover.:

:lmfao I would want to eat Ron too if I had a cake like that.
Wonder if Harry and Ron tasted differently. :tehe:
Imagine that. Each name with its own flavor.

God I'm really bad... ._.

I actually never got to eat Ron

but I did eat Harry. all of him
I didn't let anyone else have him since I couldn't have Ron
I wish it would've been a Draco cake :yah

...wow I'm am so bad :lmfao

M-Dog:

I actually never got to eat Ron

but I did eat Harry. all of him
I didn't let anyone else have him since I couldn't have Ron
I wish it would've been a Draco cake :yah

...wow I'm am so bad :lmfao

:lmfao
Draco beats them all!!

I would probably have cut out Ron and run into the closet to eat him all by myself. I don't share.

:tehe:

Okay, okay gotta stop. ;D We're getting a little off topic.