Are You Perverted?

Very, yes! Lol
say anything and I can somehow make it perverted...

"I keep it in my cheeks and swallow it."
- My friend was talking about fruit juice. And we were all like

"You have a knife in your bagel."
- Me. We were having a bagel breakfast at school, and I was talking to my friend, and she, literally, had a knife in her bagel, and I just felt the need to point out the obvious, and my other friend laughed.

Me and a friend were talking about Olivanders shop in the first HP film.
She goes: "I love how he gets his wand out.."
And yes, we both thought the dirty deed.
It's now my MSN sn. xD

I'm pretty sure my mind is worst than my guy friends.

I mean today at lunch my friend kept saying and doing things that sounded or looked so wrong and I kept laughing and laughing.

I also LOVE pointing out "that's what she said" jokes. We had several today

I was told to get my mind out of the gutter. I told them that my mind likes the gutter, it's setting up camp there and waiting for it's house to be built. Needless to say, I'm going to be corrupted for a while XD

But best one by far is evertime someone is going somewhere someone else yells "Oh I want to come!" or "I'm coming!"

My mind goes to the gutter instantly

This girl told me her knees were bruised.

I sat there for a minute, staring, trying not to laugh. I lost it and cracked up. I know, it's stupid.

But...do ya get it?

Today, my friend and I were talking. He said, "My mom is a whistle."
I said, "Really? Do you like blowing her?" We both started laughing and the real funny thing is that I didn't even mean it in a perverted way! XD

hehehe yes, my profile has a blood splatter on it, and my friend pointed it out to look like a penis, and i was like "HECK TO THE YES IM NEVER CHANGING MY PROFILE!!!!"
and ahahaha thats what she said jokes are epic, i remember i went through a time when i was really bad about those slipping, and then i was around my family for a while, and it stopped, so i went to camp, not as dirty minded, and my ex boyfriend started saying things like "thats what she said" after everything i said, and it started all over again!!!!!!!

Gypsy!:

hehehe yes, my profile has a blood splatter on it, and my friend pointed it out to look like a penis, and i was like "HECK TO THE YES IM NEVER CHANGING MY PROFILE!!!!"
and ahahaha thats what she said jokes are epic, i remember i went through a time when i was really bad about those slipping, and then i was around my family for a while, and it stopped, so i went to camp, not as dirty minded, and my ex boyfriend started saying things like "thats what she said" after everything i said, and it started all over again!!!!!!!

IM THE FRIEND THAT POINTED THAT OUT! I also pointed this out to her.
I'm watching a show on TLC and it's about christmas lights. One of the familys taht its about is the "cox" family. and at one part they where talking about this thing so they go,
"you have to put it in the sheeth and then move it around really fast until the sticky stuff starts to work."
This smilie looks... er... like two guys having fun...

I'd have to definitely say yes. I can't think of anything specific right now other than whenever I hear someone yell "I'm coming!" I can't help, but laugh inside.

I think you could say something and I could make it dirty.
Among other things, I get blamed by my friends for corruption. xD

I am a very perverted person.
A lot of things my boyfriend says, when it comes out wrong, I always think of it pervertedly when it really isn't meant that way, and he always tells me, "Of course, that's the first thing you think of, Kristyn." Lol.
And I don't like the 'That's what she said' jokes. I honestly think they're dumb, and I get annoyed when people say that to me.

I remember two things that show my perverted mind. When I was first talking to my boyfriend (who was only a friend at the time) over Myspace (that's how we first met), we were talking about meeting each other in person, and he kept calling himself fat (when he is perfectly skinny and slightly muscular). I told him that when we first meet in person, I'll be the one to judge how fat he is, then said no pun intended. He replied back with, "Oh, I am fat, pun intended." Then I replied back with, "If you mean it in the way I'm thinking of, then damn!" Lmao.

Then just a few days ago, my mom, me, my cousin Chris and his wife Heather went to our new landlord George's house (my mom was signing the lease that day to claim our new house), and when George was showing us his garden, Chris and I were poking each other. Finally I said, "Chris, you're not supposed to poke your cousin, you're supposed to poke you wife." Then I went silent for about ten seconds, looked away, then back at Chris and said, "That came out completely wrong, I'm sorry." Lmfao. XD

Me? Perverted? Those two words are practically synonymous!

One of my friends and I are so immature, especially in French class. We were laughing so hard when we learned the verb venir, which means to come xD

Oh, and I have a bunch of inside jokes with another friend :)

Unfortunately, I will never be able to look at Cheez-Its and lassos the same way ever again.

I'm getting as bad as my guy friends, if not worse than some of them, I swear.

I was swimming with two of my mates yesterday and a little girl at the pool was all "He's getting me wet, I don't understand how he's getting me wet." My friend and I cracked up laughing for ages at that.. and then we had to explain it to our guy mate. He didnt get it right away.

Dude, I am.

I was the only kid in the whole class who fell over laughing when Mr.Farantti (my Biology teacher) wrote Wet Mount Slide on the board.

Or when Haley started calling Ranch Dressing her "White Stuff".

Oh yes, I sure am. This guy I sort of like and I always have veerrry perverted MSN conversations. It's more like flirting with a very terrible twist.
I was going to watch him in a show and I didn't know what to wear, so I asked him how cold it was in the auditorium. His reply:
"Uh, it's BOILING. Like, absolutley roasting... so you don't have to wear much. "
We usually just drop in some cracking 'That's What She Said's and see who can get them first.

I just went on a website that was full of dirty jokes and one of them said:

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

I burst out laughing! XD

Oh no! Livvie is a good boy...

;)

Secretly, yep.

Famous_Last_Goths:

I just went on a website that was full of dirty jokes and one of them said:

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

I burst out laughing! XD

what might this web site b? x]

Me? Perverted? No way!

a few months ago my friend, Abi's, mom was trying to unlock the door and was like "I can't find the right hole!" and I said, "thats what he said." right infront of her mother and god mum.
Her mum no longer trust me. she says thoughts become actions...