Misheard Lyrics

Schiesse by Lady Gaga.

Actual lyric: I wish I could dance on a single prayer.
What I heard: I wish I could dance on a single bed.

It made more sense to me tbh.

Also, reading some older posts my mind is blown that the lyric in Muse's Time is Running Out isn't "trapped since ovulation."

"Not Good Enough for Truth in Cliche" by Escape the Fate:

Actual lyrics: Hurtful words from my enemies in the last five years.
What I heard: Purple words from my enemies in the last five years.

My scene hair back then made my hearing a little fuzzy okay.

ninjay:

I can totally hear that now.

Pink - Raise Your Glass.

Actual lyrics: Party crasher, penny snatcher.
I heard: Party crasher, fanny snatcher.

I still sing it every time, I can't help it.

I thought it was panty snatcher.

^ I also thought it was panty snatcher.

McFly's Love Is On The Radio.

Actual: There's magic everywhere you go and strangers stop to say hello, hello, hello, hello
What I heard: Imagine everywhere we go, the strangest sound would say hell no, hello, hello, hello.

I probably should have worked out that it wasn't hell no, but I'm not the smartest cookie in the jar.

Oh, and in Biblical by Biffy Clyro.

Actual: Let's make immeasurable moves to the left or the right, but not central
What I heard: You make me miserable. Move to the left and the right, homosexual.

(Also, I'm not the only one that heard homosexual. My friend thought it was too. Simon Neil, your annunciation is awful. )

There are so many

Jason Derulo: Talk Dirty
Actual: Coz your booty don't need explaining
What I heard: Coz your booty don't need a sandwich

Jay-Z: Holy Grail
Actual: Michael Jackson's Thriller
What I heard: Michael Jackson's turtle

I just can't hear the word thriller, no matter how hard I try!

Horchata by Vampire Weekend:

Actual: Oh you had it but oh no you lost it, looking back you shouldn't have fought it
What I heard: Oh you grabbed it but oh no you lost it, looking back you shouldn't have farted.

Nothing like us by Justin Bieber

Actual: You know I'm used to making your day.
What I heard: you know i'm used to making you gay.

I literally can't help it xD

Crooked Young by Bring Me The Horizon.
Actual lyrics: Fuck your faith.
What I heard: Fuck your face.

Damned If I Do Ya, Damned If I Don't by All Time Low.
Actual: I fought it for a long time now.
What I heard: I farted for a long time now.

King For A Day by Pierce the Veil.
Actual: Fuck with this new beat.
What I heard: Fuck with the snow pea.

sheepcat;:

Crooked Young by Bring Me The Horizon.
Actual lyrics: Fuck your faith.
What I heard: Fuck your face.

^ That right there. I was like "wait that's not right."

Dark Horse by Katy Perry
Actual lyrics: So, you wanna play with magic?
What I heard: So, you wanna play with my chick?
It's still amusing to me.

All Time Low - Remembering Sunday

Real: She pulled on his hand with a devilish grin.
What I heard: She pulled on a sandwhich

I misheard the chorus of Rude by Magic. I thought he was singing to the woman in the song and saying that he was going to marry her even though she'd said no. Oop.

Girls - The 1975

real: Cause they're just girls breaking hearts, eyes bright, uptight, just girls
what I heard: Cause they're just girls breaking heart, I spy a tight dress girls

Alone - Sleeping With Sirens.
What I heard: Can you check my balls for me to see if I'm alive?
Actual: can you check my pulse for me to see if I'm alive?

My mum told me of it, and it does sound like that, unfortunately. Another song ruined.

sheepcat;:

Damned If I Do Ya, Damned If I Don't by All Time Low.
Actual: I fought it for a long time now.
What I heard: I farted for a long time now.

Oh my God, I can't unhear that now. Now I'm gonna laugh every time I hear it.

I recently discovered that I've been mishearing The 1975 left and right.
In "Chocolate":
Actual lyrics: "Said Rebecca better know..."
What I heard: "Siri back camel to know..."

In "Milk," I thought he was saying "Now she's doin' the hard time," when in reality he's saying "Now she's doin' it all the time," and well, my interpretation of the song went out the window.

Carrie Underwood- Before He Cheats

Real Lyrics: "She's probably getting frisky."
I heard: "She's probably getting thirsty."

Real Lyrics: "Showing her how to shoot a combo."
I Heard: "Showing her how to shoot a cotton ball."

Real Lyrics: "Carved my name into his leather seats."
I Heard: "Carved my name into his legacy."

'Bulls in the Bronx' by Pierce the Veil
Actual lyric- 'Murder the moment'
What I heard- 'Blood on the dance floor'
And for a good three months I was like 'why is he referencing them of all bands?'

In "Besitos" by Pierce the Veil:
Actual lyrics: "Baby, leave the water by the bed for later. I woke up without a single drop."
What I heard: "Meet me by the water by the back door, baby. I woke up without a single drug."
o_O

"This is Gospel" by Panic! At The Disco

Actual lyrics: "Oh, this is the beat of my heart, this is the beat of my heart."
What I heard: "Oh, this a beer run, this is a beer run."

I Love LA by Emblem3
Actual lyrics: That's Cali, OC to the Valley, let me hear you shout it like ooh.
What I heard: That's catty, OC to the fabby, let me hear you shout it like ooh.
OOPS.

Mine's pretty tame.

Daft Punk - Superheroes (which literally has one lyric)
What I hear(d): Gold is in the air
Actual words: Something's in the air

I think I'm just deaf