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  • The Master

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    A handbag. lmfao

    Unless we're having a Reeves and Mortimer handbag war, this will fail. Epically. 1/10
    February 28th, 2012 at 02:09pm
  • Draco.Malfoy

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    A remote control. Facepalm

    Maybe hitting them hard, but I am weak so...

    Probably 4/10.
    February 29th, 2012 at 08:29pm
  • cannibal.

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    A bag of chips. Facepalm

    Yeah that wouldn't even work in a normal fight let alone a zombie apocalypse.

    0/10.
    February 29th, 2012 at 09:10pm
  • Whatsername?

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    A box of oreos. XD

    1/10 in stopping zombies, 10/10 in making me feel not so sad about my brains imminently being eaten.
    March 1st, 2012 at 06:01am
  • Sight of the Blind

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    My flashdrive >.>
    Considering it's about two inches long, I'd give myself about a -12% of survival. Maybe I could stab a zombie eye out with it xD
    March 1st, 2012 at 06:14am
  • daisyfairy

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    My phone.

    3/10. not useful fighting-wise, but it has maps and such so pretty helpful if i'm on the run from a hoard of brain-eaters.
    March 2nd, 2012 at 06:59pm
  • sore thumb;

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    A piece of paper with the soundtrack to one of my stories written on it.

    Maybe .001/10. If zombies in northern New Jersey are allergic to paper. And knowing half of the people at my school, I wouldn't be surprised.
    March 2nd, 2012 at 09:14pm
  • bellamy blake

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    My iPhone. Always XD
    March 2nd, 2012 at 09:21pm
  • victim.

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    My brother's cat.

    I'd give it an 8/10 just because it's a mean cat and he's super heavy. He's so fat he looks like he ate a bowling ball.
    March 2nd, 2012 at 10:10pm
  • wonky jaw.

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    My phone.

    Considering I love my phone and don't want to harm it, I'd give it a 0/10.
    March 2nd, 2012 at 10:39pm
  • the dream maker.

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    An anthology of American essays.

    Um.

    It's a thick ass book, so maybe I could read all the essays and bore them or throw the book at them...?

    03/10
    March 3rd, 2012 at 05:20am
  • lucky luciano

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    A Hershey's Almond Chocolate Nugget wrapper...

    Um.

    1/10. I can't give anyone a papercut. Could throw it in their eye or something?
    March 3rd, 2012 at 05:24am
  • solo sunrise

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    A book.
    Hey, it's a thick hardcover, so I'd give it a good 5/10.
    March 3rd, 2012 at 05:29am
  • cannibal.

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    Container of gummy bears.

    Gummy's are filling. They could be used for food and the container can be thrown at them. If I throw it fast enough I may be able to distract them.

    Gummy Bears 6/10
    Container 1/10

    I'm not zombie fighter material. >.>
    March 3rd, 2012 at 05:30am
  • alexander bernadotte

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    A box full of books.

    7/10.
    March 3rd, 2012 at 05:49am
  • twin.

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    A plush 'Ugly Doll'
    Urm, something tells me it probably would be about as useless as you can get. XD 0/10
    March 3rd, 2012 at 10:38am
  • wxyz

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    A sticky note. LOL.

    I suppose I could run away and leave some sort of witty, jibing taunt.
    March 4th, 2012 at 02:01am
  • paracosm.

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    A lamp: I could take out a few zombies with it, but my survival chances would be around about 4/10... O.o
    March 19th, 2012 at 11:39pm
  • the god of mischief.

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    A desk and chair that I could use to block the door and eventually wack them with....maybe a 4/10??
    May 1st, 2014 at 07:02am
  • archivist

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    Stereo headset. Cool, but entirely useless. Maybe I could use it to defend my ears against my amazing gun skillz?
    May 1st, 2014 at 07:04am
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