Ethnic Stereotypes

I'm Cornish. Therefore:

- I talk like a pirate.
- I live off pasties.
- I say "meddy" and "dreckly" a lot.
- I refer to everyone as "m'lover".
- I am either a hippie, a surfer, a miner or "fisherfolk".
- I am inbred.
- I don't refer to Cornwall as "Kernow".
- I live on a farm.

:file: Oh, the fun of being Cornish. :coffee:

I'm Canadian! So, according to most people...

-I say "Eh" a lot.
-I have a pet beaver.
-I live in an igloo.
-Hockey is my religion.
-I say "aboot, not about." Christ, I've always hated that one. :finger:
-We drink a lot of beer

God, there's so many, but I can't think of any more. :file:

Matthew Leone.:

I'm Canadian! So, according to most people...

-I say "Eh" a lot.
-I have a pet beaver.
-I live in an igloo.
-Hockey is my religion.
-I say "aboot, not about." Christ, I've always hated that one. :finger:
-We drink a lot of beer

God, there's so many, but I can't think of any more. :file:

- polar bears walk on the street like dogs
- I don't leave the house without a parka
- I drink more Maple Syrup than water
- I've never seen a summer here
:finger:

^^ I'm ashamed to admit that I think maple syrup tastes good. :file:

Matthew Leone.:

^^ I'm ashamed to admit that I think maple syrup tastes good. :file:

Do you drink it more than water?
Don't be ashamed, liking it and drinking it more than water are two different things. :hug:

Stephen Gomez.:

Matthew Leone.:

^^ I'm ashamed to admit that I think maple syrup tastes good. :file:

Do you drink it more than water?
Don't be ashamed, liking it and drinking it more than water are two different things. :hug:

Oh dear god no; I don't really like water, but I still drink it more than syrup! I only like real syrup though, not that stuff that they sell in stores... like Aunt Jemima's? Is that what it's called?

Nonetheless, we Canadians make damn good syrup! :lmfao

Oh dear, I found more Canadian sterotypes. As Canadians, we:

1. We know what a toque is
2. We use Canadian Tire money! :lmfao
3. We know all the words to "If I Had a Million Dollars."
4. We watch MuchMusic, not MTW. :XD
5. A pike is a fish, not a part of a highway!
6. We say Zed, not Zee.
[That's a lie, I prounounce Z as Zee.]
7. We can spell Saskatchawan

Woow... I feel pathetic. :XD

Oh my, Canadian Tire money?
I don't like this.

I'm getting a new pet koala tomorrow.
Mine fell out of the tree because it was dead

Because all Australians have pet koalas :shifty

^ Really? I've never heard of that one before.

Wish I had a pet koala :lmfao

But apperently we have pet polar bears so it all works out well. :file:

^Dang! I want a polar bear.
The crocs are pretty hard to wrestle, and maintain. :shifty

skank.:

I'm Cornish. Therefore:

- I talk like a pirate.
- I live off pasties.
- I say "meddy" and "dreckly" a lot.
- I refer to everyone as "m'lover".
- I am either a hippie, a surfer, a miner or "fisherfolk".
- I am inbred.
- I don't refer to Cornwall as "Kernow".
- I live on a farm.

:file: Oh, the fun of being Cornish. :coffee:

Do you say "where you to?"
My friend lived down there for a while and her boyfriend's Cornish; she was in the supermarket the other day and found herself looking for a certain type of bread, asking "where it to?"

:mrgreen:

sunshines:

^Dang! I want a polar bear.
The crocs are pretty hard to wrestle, and maintain. :shifty

Only if you're not a professional like myself. :snob

Freddie Mercury.:

Only if you're not a professional like myself. :snob

Professional? :file:
I think my emu farm beats your crocs any day. :con:

sunshines:

Freddie Mercury.:

Only if you're not a professional like myself. :snob

Professional? :file:
I think my emu farm beats your crocs any day. :con:

Emu farms?

Actually, we have an abundance of those in Alabama. My family used to raise them. :snob

Lol. :file:

We have crocs down here, too. 8)

But apparently, I'm supposed to live in a trailer. And have an fondness for chitterlings. Which I don't. :grr:

Emu farms? I want in on this action!

Damn Canada and it's... weird animals. Although there is a llama farm like half an hour away. :cute:

Thunder Monkey;:

sunshines:

Freddie Mercury.:

Only if you're not a professional like myself. :snob

Professional? :file:
I think my emu farm beats your crocs any day. :con:

Emu farms?

Actually, we have an abundance of those in South Alabama. My family used to raise them. :snob

Lol. :file:

We have crocs down here, too. 8)

But apparently, I'm supposed to live in a trailer. And have an fondness for chitterlings. Which I don't. :grr:

I used to live in a combi van if that's an consolation. But I was traveling around Australian in that era of my life.

Matthew Leone.:

Emu farms? I want in on this action!

Damn Canada and it's... weird animals. Although there is a llama farm like half an hour away. :cute:

:tehe:

We raised Rheas too. Those things are sick nasty. I was really, really little when we had the farm though. All I remember is that they all got out of their pen one day and me and my mama had to sit outside all day long making sure they didn't get in the road.

I never got my PB&J.

Canada? Sweet!

Do you guys really have milk in bags? And... stuff?

Tim Horton's whoo! My daddy's been to Canada and he says that they're waaay better than McDonald's. :tehe:

And....

You guys make really good Maple syrup candy. :shifty

Thunder Monkey;:

Matthew Leone.:

Emu farms? I want in on this action!

Damn Canada and it's... weird animals. Although there is a llama farm like half an hour away. :cute:

:tehe:

We raised Rheas too. Those things are sick nasty. I was really, really little when we had the farm though. All I remember is that they all got out of their pen one day and me and my mama had to sit outside all day long making sure they didn't get in the road.

I never got my PB&J.

Canada? Sweet!

Do you guys really have milk in bags? And... stuff?

Tim Horton's whoo! My daddy's been to Canada and he says that they're waaay better than McDonald's. :tehe:

And....

You guys make really good Maple syrup candy. :shifty

What's a rhea? :shifty

Of course we have milk in bags... you don't have milk in bags?! And Tim Hortons makes amazing coffee, far better than Mickey D's. I want some now. :file:
:)