Since me and your dad have already decided that we want you to be a boy (if you're a girl... well, screw all of this rules and I'll make new ones), this rules will apply to your development from a little momma's boy to a man.
I will not tolerate you playing videogames or watching TV the whole day. Two to three hours a day and the rest is for walking our four dogs or playing outside with the neighbors' kids, riding a bike. I want your childhood to be the best it can be, videogames and TV won't give you the best years of your life.
You will be a gentlemen. First thing I hear of you cheating on a girlfriend or being a lady's man, you stop being my child. I will not tolerate a neanderthal man trying to conquer as many as possible to prove a stupid, unfounded, point to his friends
Soccer is a must, boy. This is the first thing I learned to do after walking properly; this is how your dad and I will raise you, too
Want a piercing? A tattoo? You'll have to pay for it. You won't get one until you're at least 17. You will have to ask for my consent and your dad's too. If you don't, I won't be mad at you getting a piercing/tattoo; I will be mad at you for not trusting your parents and their judgement. Oh, and if it's a tat, it better have a special meaning to it; I don't want some stupid stars on your hips just because they look pretty
You can do whatever you like with your hair as long as you don't shave it all down. Just make sure to tell me so I don't get a heart attack when you come home with a 9 inches mohawk
Music is a must in your life. Due to your dad's and I's differing music tastes, you'll be raised with both, and later in life you'll decide your own music taste.
It is absolutely out of the question to dress up like a gansta or a cowboy (this later part blame your dad, for he completely traumatized me when he dressed that way).
You will learn how to clean the house, cook, iron, and such. You will have shores in the house and you
must do them, because those will help you late rin life when you decide to live alone, or when you get married (if you ever decide doing so), so your partner won't get all the hardwork.
I
must meet every single friend of yours. I won't choose them for you, but knowing with whom you are will ease my mind during those nights out.
As you get older, your curfew will change. You must respect those and if, for some reasong you're going to be out past your curfew, you must call us and explain why, where you are, and with whom you are.
School and education is a priority. You will go through it until high school, from there, is your decision if you want to go to college or not. It is your life, after all.
During your childhood, you will be raised with Disney movies. During your teenage years, blockbuster movies will only be for entertainment. I expect you to differ from your dad's movie tastes and actually look for substance, plot, and character development in movies.
Reading is a
must. I started off with Harry Potter, but you can choose whatever you want. Comic books, manga, heck, even Twilight, as much as I'd hate that
As long as you're reading, I'm happy.
Grades, grades, grades. Anything bellow C is unnaceptable. You fail a test, you are grounded. Yes, education is important and you must put an effort into it, for it will help you out in the future.