Don't do stupid shit.
Seriously.
Seriously.
August 22nd, 2010 at 11:08pm
- You're being given crayons as soon as you can make a fist. You're not to put them in any orifices.
- idioglossia.:
- - Enjoying reading does not make you a loser.
- Carpe diem. Life's too damn short.
- You are in no place to discriminate or judge, so don't.
- Be yourself. If they won't accept you, then to hell with them. Find people who will, they're your friends.
- And trust me hon, you WILL listen to my headphones blasting Linkin Park when you're in Teh Womb of Doomb, and you WILL like them, and you WILL be a fan. Or you shall suffer. Love mommy.
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116? are you serious?
- jurini.:
- If you join Mibba and kill WAYT, I will try to revive it, but no promises. You better do the same thing for me.
If you have questions, don't hesitate to ask me. Unless it's about sex and/or boys. Find someone else.
"Shotgun" solves any fights over the front passenger seat. It shall only be said once we leave the house/building/enter the parking lot. Any time before that, and you're disqualified.
My arm is not a rabbit named Fluffy, nor is my face. My hair is not a rabbit named Bob.
Yes, Aunt Madison has multiple issues and possible schizophrenia. Just smile and wave, or stay near me.
EDIT: If I give you a Welsh name no one can pronounce, or I give you the name "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116", you will deal with it. Even if I can't pronounce Llwyrddyddwg.
As soon as you can sit up and focus on things for longer than two seconds, you can sit on Daddy's knee and Mommy will show you how to work a computer.
- Alexander Gaskarth.:
- You're not getting a cell phone until you're at least eleven.
Your boyfriend/girlfriend can come over and you can go in your room together, just keep the door open.
If you're going to do it, wait until I'm out of the house and use protection. I don't want any surprise grandkids.
Under no circumstances are you ever, ever getting a spray tan/using a tanning bed.
If you want to go to a rock show, just ask. Don't sneak out with your friends.