Rules For Your Unborn Child

Don't be a Jackass.
Don't wake up on fire, I might forget to put you out.

You're allowed to swear, just don't do it in afront of me as often.

-glares-
And you HAVE to take me to concerts with you. Just like I did with my mom.
And if you ever loose your daddy, you're allowed to imagine one of your own.

respect your parents. really.
talk to us, don't shove us in a corner of your life.
you're allowed to decorate your room any way you want. you can dye your hair. get a million piercings and tattoos, burn the house down, love anyone you want as long as you still love us.
actually wash the dishes please, i don't like the food crusted on.
and bedtimes are completely your decision.

You're the only one who can define yourself. Not your music, not your clothes, not your friends. Just you.

Don't let anyone tell you who you are.
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And the Disney channel is strickly forbidden!

Dear unborn baby,
You will listen to and respect your elders unless they're creepy. You will listen to Fall Out Boy and like it. You will make argyle look sexy while wearing it. You will not act like all the other girls. You will have green eyes and black hair. And you will be special, 'cause I said so.
Love, the thing your in that you will call Mommy.

This one is from my Fortune Cookie Wall: teach only love for that is what you are.

And you will not hurt and not hurt anyone. Unless they hurt you. Then you may hurt them back. Because they deserve it.

Don't sell-out.
Stand up for what you believe in.

Set a goal and RUN AT IT. Never stop running.

Don't let stereotypes rule your life.
Homosexual people are not evil. The people who say so are the ones who are evil.
Thank everyone who has done something good to you.
Be a gentleman / lady.
Respect others.
Study. Education is important, dear.
Smile. "Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day."

Don't let others affect you so much.
Respect, listen, and obey.
Study hard.
Always be true to yourself, that's the only way you can be truly accepted for who you really are.

Always use protection. :file:
:lmfao

Serious. :shifty

- Listen to a band called HIM. You wont regret it. (:shifty)
- Don't care about what people who don't know you think of you.
- Do what makes you happy, not what I want you to do, or what will get you money.
- Know what is wrong and ugly with this world and do your best to correct it.

Please, don't be like me.

-Don't do drugs
-Don't care what other people think of do
-Do well in school

Don't give up.

Try your hardest to be a good boy/girl....please! xD

Be yourself.

Just don't care. Don't let society define you.
Take it from an expert, if you try and give everyone what they want, you won't have anything left for yourself.
Put some people before your own needs, but not everyone.
Homophobia is a big no-no.
Date whoever you want, whenever you want-just don't get fucked before 16 or you'll regret it.
Have common sense. Don't watch Disney channel. Aladdin is okay, though.
Judge and be judged. It's just that simple.
Give everyone and everything a chance.
Fight back.
Ohyeah, listen ot these little bands called -My Chemical Romance, The Used and Taking Back Sunday.,

"Straight" is NEVER the answer.

No sleeping around!
Be yourself until the day you die.

[contradictory much?]
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