The musical number is probably one of the best things ever:Alright (boys and) girls! Follow me!First you stick a rag, put in the bag, BUMP! BUMP!Then you bend your back, put in the sack, BUMP! BUMP!That's the way it's done, it's a lot of fun, BUMP! BUMP!Cuttin' capers, puttin' papers in the bag!Thumbs up for Humphrey the Bear?OR, how about for Smokey the Bear? REMEMBER! Only YOU can prevent forest...

Dear J, today I...Walked on a bridge.Put up with an inappropriate comment made by a creep.Ate Miley Cyrus,Disliked my hair.Liked my necklace.Worked on my epic story 'Robin, Boy Virgin' (shameless whoring).Watched some swans.Sang along to the CD in the car.Missed my best friend.Spat out feathers,Played Cyndi Lauper and Queen on the keyboard.Drove through a tunnel.Pressed several buttons.And watched...

So I had a shitty day and my knee is killing me. I got home from school and I was in a terrible, unhappy mood. I took a bath to calm down and that helped a lot, but not quite enough. So I thought I'd just kick this bad mood with a time-honoured remedy: curl up on the couch with a bag of popcorn and a Disney movie.Like, ok, yeah yeah Disney is all racist and home-spun small town unattainable...

How to end world hunger: Play the game, learn stuff, feed hungry kids!^^This is legit: in my first of year college, my English professor told us (her class) about this website. And she's the type who does her research cuz she doesn't take things at face value and is all genius-y and sh*t =]Some facts about hunger and poverty:1.) There absolutely is enough food generated in the world to feed...

"Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels"- some inspirational words from Kate Moss.Thank God for Kate Moss. If she and her likeness weren't around, where would we all be? I'll tell you, living in an absolute mess of fat and unhappiness. A generation's self esteem flushed down the toilet without her and all that she represents. Let's all give a big round of applause for the Kate Mosses of the...

It started with the iced tea.My cup of iced tea from McDonald's spilled all over the front seat upholstery of my car.I wiped it up roughly with the three napkins McDonald's gives you and then stupidly threw the napkins back into the McDonald's bag.Now I couldn't eat my fries because they had crap from my car seats from my napkins on them.And I I wanted those fries. I was starving to death, man....

First, this isn't a "I'm so sorry, but I just don't have the inspiration to keep going" confession. Lol, I'm gonna finish the sucker if it kills me. This is concerning the story's length and pace.When I write, particularly with this story, I try and keep the story as true to real life circumstances as I can. So, while Robin, Boy Virgin is long (and will be much longer, I'm sure), I feel like I owe...