My mom texts me from her cellular device."I bzzzz in the trap bee beeeeez in the trap""I'm serious, where are you right now?""I'm ridin round wit that nina.. Ridin with a hoe named Kesha smokin on Keisha""James.""Mom I love you so much""Get home right now."Well. I wish I had my iPhone right now or else I would've screen shot that shit, but.She was mad when I finally got home. :)I don't remember...

My recently-turned-13-younger-brother bought some candy today, and before I took it I said, "What's about to happen is called bullying." and he just stared at me, so I said "Give me your candy, punk." (only I didn't say "punk") and before he could respond, I took his candy and left with these words: "That's called bullying. I just bullied you. Don't let people at school bully you."Personally, I...

And I'm gonna get a fancy layout too... Eventually.I was listening to old music today. Not old as in any time during the 1900's, but early 2000's."Teen drinking is very bad." "I got a fake I.D. though!"ERR'BODY IN DAH CLUB GET TIPSYI'MA HUSTLA I'M A I'M A HUSTLAIs it against BLOG RULES to type like that? Where can I find these BLOG RULES? What if I got banned, like would I know I was?SO MANY...

Girl how you shake it gotta nigga like whoaI shouldn't say that word because I'm white and will get jumped if I said it in public.Um.I think I'm gonna change my username.This is groundbreaking. I've had it as "You're strange.." since I joined back in February, but... I think it's time. Time for a change.SQUALLA!So I need some more words. Let's see.I'll tell you about my day.It was unproductive and...

And it's all over my news feed on Facebook. I'm not even friends with her, but apparently we have mutual friends and they're commenting on it/liking it.So I clicked the picture. She looks like she's about to pop, but that's not the problem.This girl is in a bathing suit with this huge -ss baby bump.So I looked at some of her other pictures, and she was really small.. like, skinny. And short,...

NEVER SEE THEM COMING I JUST WATCH THEM GOGIRLS GIRLS GIRLS I JUST CAN'T SAY NOWhy am I listening to this?Why is this on my phone?Why have I listened to it like 3 times in a row?SO MANY QUESTIONS.That dude looks like a ferret or something.Would that be considered bullying? Oops.Er, hi. I'm James. You probably don't remember me. I like the color orange and whenever I go to friends' houses, I can...

Packing. WHAT FUN. THE EXCITEMENT INSIDE ME CAN'T BE HELD IN FOR FOREVER.^ that last sentence's wording made no sense. That's how excited I am!NOT."I'm going to New York""I'm going to Florida""I'm going to Australia" (<- you're WEIRD, but anyway)"What are you doing James?""Sleeping. And packing.""Oh."SORRY WE CAN'T ALL BE EXOTIC LIKE YOU.Spring Break is pretty much gonna be sh*t for me....

TIMELINE FREAKING SUCKS -SS. D-MN.Anyway. So I'm deleting sh-t okay? Okay, and I seeing all this stuff that my ex-girlfriend wrote and stuff, and I'm not being a pussy anymore though y'all, we didn't even date for two months.COME ON NOW.But yeah. She wrote this "Today was fun. You're fun. You're an amazingly fun person to be around and I love being around you, so stay around kay? Kay. :)" on my...

and they tell you that you're cute.Um.. "I like your hair. It looks cool."^ that was me today. AWKWAAARD.*gasp DID ANYBODY EVER WATCH THAT SHOW? When does it come on again? I ACTUALLY LIKED IT kinda.So. Guess who's single again. THIS GUY. I miss her, she understood me. :(I'm transferring back to my old school in like two weeks and she said she couldn't do long distance.I'm gonna go out and find me...

and writing. My English class is the worst. It sucks.".....DA FUQ ARE YOU ON A CREATIVE WRITING WEBSITE FOR THEN? That makes no sense to me.It's not even the fact that their English class sucks, but seriously. That's stupid to say on a "creative writing" website.HHFFSGJADGIKVRG anyway. I'm baaaack! If anyone even noticed I was gone...! My family and I went up to Wyoming because my aunt who had...

I'm being legit here.AND IT WAS MY OWN REFLECTION.I honestly had to do a double take though 'cause tf?My grandma (on my dad's side, of course) says that if you look up like scary stuff or porn on your computer, when it shows on your computer screen, evil spirits are being released into your house. And she says that you're not supposed to eat swine because God banished those demons into like a pig...

POP ANOTHER BOTTLE FILL ANOTHER CUPHEY HEY HEY~ SO LIKE. You know the singer Dev? Yeah she's kinda hot. She has a baby though. And is engaged. At least that's what I heard. I've never bothered to Google her or anything.. I just think she's hot. SHUT UP DON'T JUDGE ME.NOTHING will EVER overcome my LOVE for RIHANNA.Nothing. Do you read me? N O T H I N G.What's up with the journals and shiiiii. I...

BUT I CAN F*CK YOU BETTA ETTA ETTA ETTA ETTA ETTA AYEIt's the clean version because I'm a good kid.THAT'S PROBABLY THE MOST ANNOYING SONG I'VE EVER HEARD BEFORE IN MY LIFE AND HER VOICE IS TERRIBLE AND HIGH AND JUST GASHBu it's stuck in my head anyway. I'm pretty ashamed, no need to add salt.... JUST.. I'm listening to it right now and WTF? Is that like her real voice or is it like in a machine??...

OBVIOUSLYY today's Valentine's Day and in like another hour IT'LL BE OVER.JDKASFLD THERE'S THIS GIRL at my school and everything. I knew her before I transferred and she's oshkoshGASHamazingEVERYDAY IT'LL RAIN RAIN RAY AY AYN.I wanna ask her out but I don't wanna do it today because that's just f*cking corny and I don't like corn and I JUST DON'T EVEN KNOW.SHE'S GREAT YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT we have...

It's 12:33 in the AM and what am I doing? WATCHING EVERY EPISODE OF AUSTIN AND ALLY THAT HAS COME ON DISNEY CHANNEL SO FAR.Yes, I am 15 years old. Yes, I am a male. Yes, I am straight.BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS WHEN IT COMES TO AUSTIN AND ALLY OMG.I also watch Victorious.. AND I HAVE A FREAKIN' BLAST DOING SO. Speaking of which.. OMG JADE AND BECK BROKE UP! THEY HAVE TO GET BACK TOGETHER! OMG OMG...