Some random funny things I said to people on Skype and MSN

Sometimes I say things that I think seem witty or sum up past events perfectly. Here are a few of them I pulled from Skype and MSN conversations that I figured are worth holding onto."Life is like a box of lemons, I have no idea why I would need that many lemons, but I'm sure I will find a way to make them explode later.""When I was young I was a far more amazing cook then I am now, back then it...
October 30th, 2012 at 07:16pm

A new writing style for me, good, bad, same?

It was early in the morning when I got there, thankful for the mask that covered my face and the diamonds glow that killed the spawn. It was just as they describe it, a grave yard. The zombie stalk loved humid areas like swamps, tempting their victims to stumble into the heavy fog. On every real tree I could see at least twelve bodies, sunken forms clinging, braced onto the tree in order to keep...
April 4th, 2012 at 12:00am

Immortality

Imagine if you will, being born old, where your first moments of life are through the eyes of a 12 year old. Where your first words are through the mouth of a 20 year old. Where your bones are already brittle and your hair is failing to grow as you finally start to walk.Of course sadly I am not talking of fiction, this is a abnormality known as Progeria. A impossibly rare birth defect that makes...
April 2nd, 2012 at 06:19pm

What writers should know in 20 minutes

By which I mean to say, 20 minutes for me to write, 10-40 minutes for you to read. Now while writing a horrible story that I have already thrown in the trash I ended up wondering if anyone happened to have the same idea as me for a story about Hel's "fantasy land", to which I found 300 stories, 1000 short stories people have posted on various websites, and about 12 stories from Norse mythology....
September 22nd, 2011 at 10:39pm

Truewings Twisted tales

I am in a kind of created rut unable to write anything big so I recently came up with this:http://stories.mibba.com/read/313655/Truewings-Twisted-Tales/Simple a compilation of stories (all going to be under 1000 words) If you have looked in a book store you might see some books with loads of short stories, each chapter another adventure or scare. My answer to my mental road block that is making me...
August 31st, 2010 at 11:22pm

A offer for those who want reviews on their own work

I am a rather...ignored writer on these site(meaning I really am not known)I have a offer for the publish who read this, if you can review/critic (in general be honest to what you see as a flaw and so on) one of the chapters of my own work I will do the same to a work of your request. Of course I can not say I am a great one at feedback and otherwise, I will try my best to help you who help...
December 13th, 2009 at 07:46pm

The Scarecrows Deals

The title of this entry is the name of a story I am thinking on starting, but before I do I need a little feedback.The book is made up of a bunch of short stories all of them about one or two people making a deal with a scare crow who shows himself to people who he thinks might have a interesting wish. Each chapter is a new person a new life, different time, randing from romance to murderous...
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:39am

What does everyone on this site really like to read?

I have been trying to get people to tell me what they think of my crap (so I can make it less crappy) but with no luck on any site.So I am hoping this journal might have some replies telling me.What is it you like to read?HorrorFantasyRomanceSex (not really into the idea of writing that because not everyone can read that, and I am not in high confidence to do it honestly.)and so on, what do you...
September 10th, 2009 at 04:34am

Mythology of the book Diamonds and the mist

Hollanders History and Mythology of earthBack in the human ages many of our worlds monsters were known only in Mythology, some known better than others. In old books dating from before humans entrance to the mist tell of them my own race, the centaur is very well known as the smart ones of the world, I know how famous we are and how you must know all about my race but I have to tell little about...
May 15th, 2009 at 07:28pm

Random Quotes to live by

Each day I will add on five quotes to this, some of them comical and some that may have meaning to people who may need them, right now I have a 6 but that's just to get things started off.Enjoy,DanteComical:I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.-Alice Roosevelt LongworthI think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you...
April 4th, 2009 at 07:46am