Status: Part Two is up and kicking. Literally. The thing won't leave me alone.
Blood Isn't Always Thicker Than Water
This is the parallel to Fall Out Boy Is Family. It's that story from another person's point of view.
"Life is cruel. Deal with it." How would you like that to be the way you think? Caspian thinks like that. He can't remember his family and believes that he has no chance of meeting them. He doesn't want to, anyway. Why would he want to meet the man that had tried to drown him before he could talk? All the people who either brought him up or grew up with him have died. It's like he's a bad luck charm. And now he has a job, or maybe a quest is more like it, from the King of Vampires himself. But little does he realize that he'll find more than he's bargained for on the way.
"Life is cruel. Deal with it." How would you like that to be the way you think? Caspian thinks like that. He can't remember his family and believes that he has no chance of meeting them. He doesn't want to, anyway. Why would he want to meet the man that had tried to drown him before he could talk? All the people who either brought him up or grew up with him have died. It's like he's a bad luck charm. And now he has a job, or maybe a quest is more like it, from the King of Vampires himself. But little does he realize that he'll find more than he's bargained for on the way.
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My Life Story
It's cruel. -
In Which I Find Out My Weakness
AKA Band Members -
Beware: Includes Angry Blonde Girl
No offense to blondes, of course... -
The Humans Are In The House
And there's only supposed to be one... -
Want And Need
Sometimes they're the same, and other times they're exactly opposite. -
I'm Bad
You Know It -
A Yellow And Black Checkered Death Trap
And multiple revelations... -
My Life Story Again
Figuratively... -
I Am Introduced to Mankind's Amazing Savory Invention
Take a guess at what it is, and see if you're right! -
Burning Passions
Don't go getting ideas now, people. - Difficulties, Difficulties...
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Mini-Hulk
You'll see... - Never Forget
- Lucky Guess
- Right Into the Past
- Werewolves
- Spill
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Expiration Date
The day I died -
The Prodigy
Yes, it is possible to take this chapter title in a wrong way, but don't. Please. - Socially Acceptable Behavior
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George-ville
OMG, we're past 20. I just realized that. - "Oh my Orlando Bloom..."
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A Good-Sized Coffee Table
I am giving you peoples an extra superdy-duperty long chapter. Enjoy! -
Samurai
This is going to be a short one. - Crap. Prepare to be Screwed.
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Royal Bedroom
Part One - Fin! -
Extra Super Special Awesome Yay Bonus Chapter!
It's really just a list of facts that I thought my reader peoples might find interesting. Enjoy! -
Never Send A Drugged Vampire Into A Human Nightclub
Read to find out why... - Fruit Fly
- 'Roach
- Smiling Sinisterly
- The Council
- Prince Caspian
- A Cake of Cheese
- Just the Beginning
- Innocent
- A Mom
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Close
Sorry this took so long! -
Dorian Gray
Yeah, him. - Um, Ow.
- The Ego Trip