Status: Part Two is up and kicking. Literally. The thing won't leave me alone.

Blood Isn't Always Thicker Than Water

This is the parallel to Fall Out Boy Is Family. It's that story from another person's point of view.

"Life is cruel. Deal with it." How would you like that to be the way you think? Caspian thinks like that. He can't remember his family and believes that he has no chance of meeting them. He doesn't want to, anyway. Why would he want to meet the man that had tried to drown him before he could talk? All the people who either brought him up or grew up with him have died. It's like he's a bad luck charm. And now he has a job, or maybe a quest is more like it, from the King of Vampires himself. But little does he realize that he'll find more than he's bargained for on the way.
  1. My Life Story
    It's cruel.
  2. In Which I Find Out My Weakness
    AKA Band Members
  3. Beware: Includes Angry Blonde Girl
    No offense to blondes, of course...
  4. The Humans Are In The House
    And there's only supposed to be one...
  5. Want And Need
    Sometimes they're the same, and other times they're exactly opposite.
  6. I'm Bad
    You Know It
  7. A Yellow And Black Checkered Death Trap
    And multiple revelations...
  8. My Life Story Again
    Figuratively...
  9. I Am Introduced to Mankind's Amazing Savory Invention
    Take a guess at what it is, and see if you're right!
  10. Burning Passions
    Don't go getting ideas now, people.
  11. Difficulties, Difficulties...
  12. Mini-Hulk
    You'll see...
  13. Never Forget
  14. Lucky Guess
  15. Right Into the Past
  16. Werewolves
  17. Spill
  18. Expiration Date
    The day I died
  19. The Prodigy
    Yes, it is possible to take this chapter title in a wrong way, but don't. Please.
  20. Socially Acceptable Behavior
  21. George-ville
    OMG, we're past 20. I just realized that.
  22. "Oh my Orlando Bloom..."
  23. A Good-Sized Coffee Table
    I am giving you peoples an extra superdy-duperty long chapter. Enjoy!
  24. Samurai
    This is going to be a short one.
  25. Crap. Prepare to be Screwed.
  26. Royal Bedroom
    Part One - Fin!
  27. Extra Super Special Awesome Yay Bonus Chapter!
    It's really just a list of facts that I thought my reader peoples might find interesting. Enjoy!
  28. Never Send A Drugged Vampire Into A Human Nightclub
    Read to find out why...
  29. Fruit Fly
  30. 'Roach
  31. Smiling Sinisterly
  32. The Council
  33. Prince Caspian
  34. A Cake of Cheese
  35. Just the Beginning
  36. Innocent
  37. A Mom
  38. Close
    Sorry this took so long!
  39. Dorian Gray
    Yeah, him.
  40. Um, Ow.
  41. The Ego Trip