Rock Stars at Night, Teachers by Day

Green Day. Best friends. Rockers. Fathers. TEACHERS?!
It's the last day of school before our 3 week vacation and most of the teachers are sick with Staph Infection.
When our substitute teachers are acknowledged, they were alittle more diverse than expected.
Are they good teachers?
How did they get passed security?
Are the highly intoxicated?
I HOPE SO!

(ok all my dialogue in this story are things that I already done or is expected of me. yes I am usually this hyper/crude during school)

I really did make up the "Staph, your it!" thing too.
And I apologize if it is offenseful to any of my readers.
BUT COME ON IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!

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  1. Where are all the teachers?
    We get the news that Staph affected our teachers,
  2. Italian Class
    I don’t get it! It’s like, like a different language or something!
  3. Computer Class
    "You—your. A punk rock legend. I ***ing love you Mike. Can I touch your--" (long chapter and not exactly how I planned it)
  4. Guitar Class
    “Wouldja stop ***ing calling me Armstrong? This isn’t the army goddamnit!"
  5. Epilogue
    “AHH SHIT!” Tré yelled. “WHY’D YOU STOP?! THE PO-PO IS AFTER ME!”